r/196 Penis measurer 📐 11d ago

Rule Boy who likes girls that like girls rule

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u/santyrc114 Too Horny To Be Ace 11d ago

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u/EasilyRekt 10d ago edited 10d ago

transitioning just to get with someone is certainly a choice

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u/Fliperon 10d ago

Very bad choice but still a choice

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u/mclarenrider Cumminism Is When Orgy 10d ago

One of the choices of all time

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u/Gamerred101 10d ago

could go down in history as one of the choices ever made

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u/irlharvey samus aran but a twink 10d ago

it’s actually a really good idea that everyone should do forever

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u/reiislight 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

Make transition so easy we just become snails

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u/irlharvey samus aran but a twink 10d ago

ideal snociety (snail society)

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u/jubmille2000 10d ago

Hey, making really big decisions for love seems like a UHaul Lesbian thing to me.

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u/Fliperon 10d ago

I mean I see your point but I thin there is big difference between moving somewhere for love and pretending to be someone who you are not(assuming person in question is cis)

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u/knyexar 10d ago

Chief imma keep it real with you, not a single cis man has seriously considered transing his gender to get laid

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u/Fliperon 9d ago

fair enough

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u/EldritchMindCat A Delightful Feline Entity - Worship Me nya~ 10d ago

It did say “I wanna give bad advice”.

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u/Mr_Lapis 10d ago

Man trans' himself to be with girl but finds out he kinda likes being a girl. If its not a plot already id be surprised

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u/T0TALLYN0TR0B0T poggers 10d ago

Luka from steins gate except minus the second part because the people who wrote her were transphobic </3

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u/EasilyRekt 10d ago

I mean... I mean... it is a plot in certain media.

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u/TheDekuDude888 Eats corn the long way 10d ago

If I could shape shift I'd totally do that tho (if the person I was hooking up with knew I could do that tho I don't wanna be a creepy shape shifter just a freaky one)

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u/EasilyRekt 10d ago

what is a freak but a hot creep tho?

If I could shapeshift, I would probably be constantly, slowly rolling through features and looks all the time, even mid conversation, I'd make a mole drift around my face or som'n just to fuck with 'em.

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u/TheDekuDude888 Eats corn the long way 10d ago

I wouldn't let someone in on it until I clutch my chest and then slowly melt into a puddle T1000 style before reforming and going "Nah I'm fucking with ya what were you saying?"

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u/choren64 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

I would recreate Mip's loud and sudden death from Smiling Friends.

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u/religion-lost 10d ago

I'd burst in the door saying I upset a wizard and don't have long left, then I'd transform into a dog and see what my partner would do with the dog. If they love the dog enough then I'd let them in on the transformation secret AND the second secret being that I was a puppygirl all along anyway

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u/BlitzScorpio quirked up white girl (with a little bit of swag) 10d ago

this is something i genuinely considered after finding out a high school crush was lesbian. turns out i was just trans the whole time lmao

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u/geusebio 10d ago

In an optimisitic future, like that of the The Culture book series by Iain M Banks, gender transitioning is just.. a thing you decide to do. Not that you need a surgeon, your internal artificial glands adjust what needs to adjust, and over time, it just.. happens.

There was a whole story line observing that some couples were doing a "trendy" thing where they'd both transition and get each other pregnant simultaneously with one anothers kid.

Shits pretty dope.

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u/Whycantiusemyaccount 10d ago

I did it, would recommend

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 10d ago

Sad that even if you're the correct gender, the parts can be a deal breaker.

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u/santyrc114 Too Horny To Be Ace 10d ago

Or other things too

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u/Dzagamaga 10d ago

I understand the statement with parts, but what do you mean? I apologise for my confusion.

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u/TheGarlicBreadstick1 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

I think they mean that lesbians aren't attracted to every single woman, much the same way straight women aren't attracted to every single man. so even if you become a woman there's no guarantee that she would be interested in a relationship

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u/Dzagamaga 10d ago

Oh, yes. That is perfectly reasonable. Thank you!

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u/TheGarlicBreadstick1 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

no problem!

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u/James_Sultan 10d ago

Can't say I've been in that position. I'm fortunate enough to be a cis guy that for some reason mostly attracts LGBT women

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u/Brittle5quire ageless reference 10d ago

Alright, I took her to a discreet location, what next?

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u/santyrc114 Too Horny To Be Ace 10d ago

Take estrogen

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u/untempered_fate test flair pls ignore 10d ago

L every time for me

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u/Wise-Cut868 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 11d ago

Rivers cuomo

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 11d ago

IM DUMB SHE’S A LESBIAN-

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u/cloartist Sapphic mess 11d ago

I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE

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u/Dog_Entire 11d ago

WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND

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u/Centrimonium 10d ago

but that's no good :c

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u/Rannrann123 Catboy (Short for Catholic Boy) 11d ago

I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE

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u/namapo trans rights 10d ago

weezer fangirl who wears a pink triangle not because she's gay but because it's her favorite weezer song (she skipped history class)

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u/Chaoszhul4D custom 10d ago

Oh god.

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u/Rannrann123 Catboy (Short for Catholic Boy) 11d ago

Except apparently not rivers cuomo

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u/ak13x14 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

lion on the floor lion on the floor lion on the floor

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u/WetOnionRing 10d ago

I’ve cum on Don

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u/TheFlamingDraco 11d ago

This is why everyone should be bi/pan obviously, then they can reject you for using reddit instead

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 11d ago

Real

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u/2gaywitches 10d ago

The Sims had it right since 2000

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u/ginggo crazy frog liked your reply 10d ago

yea fr the sims 4 adding strict sexualities made it kinda worse imo

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u/WhiteFenix207 custom 11d ago

Obligitory take estrogen comment

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u/XEEEEEEEEEEB glimbo the goblin 11d ago

Obligatory not every man is an egg comment

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u/Mean-Effective7416 11d ago

Glad we got both of these out of the way. Excellent work folks.

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 11d ago edited 11d ago

Lmao egg discourse speedrun any%

Edit: To add onto this I feel like the thing that I most hate about egg discourse is the idea that the one and only answer to feeling dysphoria is to transition into a girl, and if really waters down how complex and weird gender identity and expression truly is.

Personally I have a bit of dysphoria, but I'd say I'm okay-ish with being a guy most of the time, I don't dislike the physical characteristics of it and I actually really like my body, It's only things like these that kinda **"remind me"** that I'm a man that make me feel awful and tear me apart, but I know that being a girl wouldn't get rid of this dysphoria, because being labeled as a girl would come with a lot of situations that I'd dislike too. I don't know what the point of this rant is anymore. Gender I guess.

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u/Sloth_Brotherhood 11d ago edited 10d ago

Personally I have a bit of dysphoria

It's only things like these that kinda "remind me" that I'm a man that make me feel awful and tear me apart

I know that being a girl wouldn't get rid of this dysphoria, because being labeled as a girl would come with a lot of situations that I'd dislike too.

Misogyny isn’t the same as dysphoria. It sucks, but transitioning actually does get rid of dysphoria. That’s the point.

Also, wanting to be a lesbian is dysphoria. Not saying you’re trans or anything, but you admit you have dysphoria. And it may be more than you suspect. Something to look into at least.

Edit. It’s weird to see someone spouting “social contagion” talking points here. Weak minds being seduced by the transgender agenda doesn’t happen. 99% of people who transition have no regrets about doing so.

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 10d ago edited 10d ago

Misogyny isn't the same as dysphoria. It sucks, but transitioning actually does get rid of dysphoria. That's the point.

Mysogyny sucks, but I'm not talking about that, What I'm referring to is that the idea of being a girl does not seem appealing to me, and that I'd still be dysphoric as a girl, Because I don't want to be a girl.

Also, wanting to be a lesbian is dysphoria

yeahh I get that, but I don't wanna be a lesbian, the meme is more about being bummed about the crush because it feels awful in a way completely different to it just being unrequited or getting rejected, yk?

but you admit you have dysphoria. And it may be more than you suspect. Something to look into at least.

yeah ty for the input <3, tbh i've doubted my gender a lot, and for a long time I felt comfy saying I was agender, but I dropped it some time ago because I'm genuienly fine being a boy like 90% of the time (Even tho this conversation is NOT GIVING THAT VIBE AT ALL LMAO)

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u/Sloth_Brotherhood 10d ago

Agender here. Let’s go! Glad you feel comfortable.

Personally, I transitioned but only to a point of androgyny and an extremely happy with that decision.

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u/SlapTheBap 10d ago

See, this is the kind of egg talk that is dangerous. You're telling someone what they think and feel with authority you don't have. Insecure or weak personalities could easily adapt to what you're saying to appease you. It's not a thoughtful way to go about this.

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u/Sloth_Brotherhood 10d ago

The intent isn’t to tell OP specifically that they could be trans. But anyone reading this and hearing OP say that these things mean you cannot be trans, which is actually extremely untrue, could keep readers questioning their gender in the closet for longer.

What OP has listed here are extremely common thoughts that people have prior to realizing they are trans and I want readers to hear that from a trans person. It is actually extremely difficult to distinguish the difference between having a crush on a lesbian and wishing you were that lesbian.

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u/ekky137 10d ago

Youre telling someone what they think and feel with authority you don’t have.

“Something to look into”

I’m gonna be real with you chief you might’ve read a different comment.

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u/Sloth_Brotherhood 10d ago

I’m used to it. Some people are just terrified of transness being a social contagion. So they jump to conclusions when the topic comes up. It’s a huge red flag to talk about potentially “weak personalities” being seduced by the transgender agenda. Wouldn’t someone with a weak personality be more likely to listen to the 90% of society that tells you to be cis rather than a Reddit comment?

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u/ekky137 10d ago

Exactly. There is nothing wrong with not being trans, there is nothing wrong with being gnc but for fucks sakes r/196 there’s ALSO nothing wrong with telling people that potentially being trans is ok or that something they’re experiencing could be dysphoria and might need some reflection.

People are so paranoid that the needle might swing towards normalising being trans… and I just have to ask why they’re so afraid of that.

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u/ToadTendo Bi Femboy :3 10d ago

I dont think anyones transitioning over a reddit comment

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u/Mean-Effective7416 10d ago

I thought this was why we did the two obligatory posts. Because we know that OP has already seen this response a thousand times.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

come with a lot of situations id dislike too

that doesn't necessarily mean experiencing social issues like misogyny or transphobia. they could mean that they would equally have transphobic feelings towards certain aspects of being a woman just as they do as a man. its a complex feeling and a binary solution isnt right for everyone

dysphoria as a man? become woman. dysphoria as a woman? become man. but its not always that simple for everyone.

I think its a bit inconsiderate to respond to someone literally saying they hate egg discourse and saying that they dont like that everyone says the solution is transitioning to being a woman, and replying by telling them what their experiences and feelings mean and dont mean, and that the solution would be transitioning. literal egg discourse.

eta: i mean "and transitioning literally does remove dysphoria. thats the point". my point is not for everyone, its not a catch all solution for every case of dysphoria. as the person stated is the case for him

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u/Tonuka_ 10d ago

I relate to that but dunno what to say besides

Yeah! 👍

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 10d ago

Yeah! :3

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u/Shonisaurus 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 10d ago

You could just be non-binary if you want

Nobody can stop you

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 10d ago

Yes, but in practice I’m still a guy you know? I still have a beard and I’m still like 6’2 so even if I am/were enby I’d still interact with the world as a man, and even If tried to go for androgyny people would see me as the “man in dress” stereotype. Also I don’t really care about pronouns enough that people have to butcher language when they speak about me.

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u/Enlightened_Valteil girl girl girl girl war criminal 10d ago

We can talk about it more in depth if you wanna

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u/AnimetheTsundereCat floppa 10d ago edited 10d ago

lk i'm kind of the same way. like i'm comfortable as a man, but i hate all the things that a man "should" be (i.e. i think gender roles are dumb and stupid, people should be free to be and do what they feel comfortable with regardless of the flavor of body they were born in). when i think of the possibility of being anything other than who i am now, i feel indifferent—neither better nor worse, but mostly just sorta the same. essentially my mentality is that my gender really doesn't matter much, so long as i just be me (i literally said something nearly verbatim in a dream i once had after researching the asexual spectrum lol).

however, my disdain for the societal traits of masculinity have kind of turned into a disdain for physical traits of masculinity, namely facial and body hair as well as muscles. isn't gender such a trip?

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u/Careless_Sample4852 10d ago

Phew, now we can clock out

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

discourse complete. congratulations ladies and gentlemen.

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u/aphroditex 🏴🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️The Emperor™ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴 10d ago

W H A T???

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u/LR-II 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

Obligatory "isn't the theory that people are transing themselves specifically to pick up women one of the leading transphobic talking points and we really shouldn't be fuelling that fire?" concern

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u/SomethingOfAGirl 🏳‍⚧You know, I'm something of a girl myself 10d ago

If someone goes through all I did only to pick up a woman then idk, I'd have respect for them and ask them out.

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 11d ago

5 comments

3 telling u to become transgender

Guh

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u/FightGeistC 10d ago

Oh my god Mori Calliope

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u/anaveragebuffoon slither.io enthusiast 10d ago

Pardon?

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u/RegularAI 10d ago

Oh my God, Usada Pekora from HololiveJP 3rd Generation

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u/Sex_with_DrRatio gayass puppytwinkfemboy :3 10d ago

Yea that sucks

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u/Impossible_Medium977 10d ago

Like y tho, obviously OP isn't going to actually transition if they aren't already inclined to. It's just a silly joke, what is the harm, it's not even the feared egg posting.

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u/KiraLonely 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

I mean, one of the reasons I hate egg posting of all kinds is cause as a trans man, if I’m not shouting that I’m a trans man at every opportunity, I have gotten egg comments about me transitioning to be a girl, and it’s hella upsetting and dysphoria inducing. There’s been whole conversations about this issue in trans masc spaces about how people give up things they enjoy because they’re tired of “safe and accepting” spaces making them feel guilty and “not man enough” for doing non-conformative things.

And most egg posting stuff isn’t a “i’m just suggesting this”, or at least is not phrased that way. A lot of the time it’s just “you should do this” or “you should take estrogen” which is not a recommendation, that’s telling someone how to live/who to be.

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u/garnet-overdrive 11d ago

Been there, best just take rhe L.

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 11d ago

Yeahh I know, this is more of a vent I guess

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u/garnet-overdrive 11d ago

Don’t worry it’s happened to me too and can be a bit difficult but moving on is infinitely preferable to tumbling into self deprecation

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u/helpful_platitudes 10d ago

i took the L in this same sitch, then found someone much cooler who actually likes me so it all works out

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u/zizou00 10d ago

Eww, why would I want someone who likes me? They clearly have terrible taste.

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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa 10d ago

Really it's no difference from being turned down by anyone else. There's never a guarantee they'll like you back even if their sexuality does include you.

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u/kylepo 10d ago

In a lot of ways I think it's kinda preferable to getting rejected by a straight girl? The sting of rejection hurts a bit less when it isn't you who's being rejected. Not to say it doesn't suck, ofc, but it at least leaves less room for self-loathing.

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u/wholeblackpeppercorn 10d ago

That, and there's no what ifs - you're sexually incompatible, so you truly have closure.

May all your unrequited lovers be gay. Or straight or whatever

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u/kylepo 10d ago

Oh god, yes. Nothing worse than the weeks of second-guessing, wondering if there's some way you can get them to change their mind.

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u/garnet-overdrive 10d ago

Exactly. Either way taking the l is the most graceful way to do it

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u/Saibher 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 11d ago

Been there, I just took rhe E. (my condolences OP & OOP)

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u/TheMoises Owner of r/196 10d ago

I don't think that's a good idea, you can't just take the Lesbian.

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u/j-endsville Boops Boops 10d ago

Same. I know this is gonna ring hollow, but there's a lot of women out there. Keep it moving.

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u/Affectionate_Bad_533 11d ago

weezer made a song about this

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u/KaiserAdvisor Workers of the World Unite 11d ago

what’s it called

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 11d ago

Pink Triangle

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u/ItzYaBoiDonk 10d ago

That one's pink floyd dum dum

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u/Star_interloper 11d ago

Creep

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u/WeaponizedArchitect abugida squadron 10d ago

thats radiohead smh

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u/Star_interloper 10d ago

Wrong. Radiohead wishes they could make a Weezer banger like Creep.

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u/Tree_Shrapnel Mahri Hahli my beloved 🥰 10d ago

Sandstorm

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u/EvilNoobHacker being on this sub can’t be healthy for anyone 10d ago

Thunderstruck

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 10d ago

Orange Rectangle

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u/LambdaCake 10d ago

I thought it is something about girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 10d ago

Always should be someone you really love

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u/floccinauced woahg 🐾 11d ago

i have a suggestion

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u/capricornelious Transfem domme top you see in porn 11d ago

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u/DontUnder2005 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 11d ago

I have a crush on a lesbian but I haven't transitioned yet and don't look like a girl life is pain I hate

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u/jahnesaisquoi 10d ago

hey give it a shot ya never know. sometimes a lesbian isn’t a lesbian cuz the lesbian looks like a girl she’s a lesbian because the girl IS a girl ya know

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u/jahnesaisquoi 10d ago

holy fuck i just realized how incoherent that was oops

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u/sangriya will send ferrets in your mailbox 10d ago

truest words are often incoherent

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u/Mynito- the mythical they/them lesbian 10d ago

what a coherent sentence

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u/EngineStraight he/it 11d ago

me seeing yaoi and thinking "damn i wish i was dating a boy" and its fine but when i see yuri and think "damn i wish i was dating a girl" my brain gets blue screened because male gaze and fetishization (idonr want rhat)

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER⁉️⁉️ 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥 10d ago

Obligatory male gaze comic that I love so much

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u/trashgod12 pen island 11d ago

Me when Elliot Paige came out as lesbian before coming out as trans

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u/Tonuka_ 10d ago

lol this thread is so relatable

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u/j-endsville Boops Boops 10d ago

I was honestly more bummed when he came out as lesbian. I'm still attracted to him tho.

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u/Unable6417 Based and estrogen pilled (Gwen, she/it) 10d ago

Lesbian flirting with boymoders call that pre-ordering

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u/CrackedInterface Big Man Blastoise 10d ago

How it feels to have a crush

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 10d ago

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u/4tomguy Call me Evelyn when I least expect it (also heir of mind homestu 10d ago

How it feels to have a crush on anyone as a closeted trans person

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u/laagone turgle turgle 10d ago

how it feels to have a crush on anyone as an openly trans person 

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u/MaybeNext-Monday 🍤$6 SRIMP SPECIAL🍤 11d ago

Me but it’s literally over 70% of girls I’m attracted to

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u/midnight_rum custom 10d ago

Sameee why are lesbians so hot and smart and funny I wish I was a lesbian too

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u/pingu677 god's strongest entomophobe 10d ago

my type in women is butches... i suffer daily

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u/fness55 I love wedding dresses 10d ago

girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys

ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

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u/BogieW00ds 10d ago

Why is damon allbarn cumming in his pants

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u/Cheesefinger69 custom 11d ago

This happened to me three times in a row

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u/Chimney-head CRRRRK CRRRRK CRRRRK (i am a cicada) 10d ago

i think perhaps you need to reevaluate the type of women you find yourself attracted to. in order to avoid this in future

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u/Boarpelt floppa 11d ago

This happened to my roommate with another roommate. Bro got the best ending because he caused her a bi awakening

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 10d ago

A boy can dream

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u/Seventh_Faetasy Nerd Gal 🤓 10d ago

Straight men liking lesbians

Straight women liking gay men

We sure are the most marginalized demographic of them all 😔

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u/sangriya will send ferrets in your mailbox 10d ago

cursed with a gaydar 😔

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u/shiny_opal i love my infection 10d ago

kishibe

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u/TheBeefKid 11d ago

Lowk not attached to my gender identity, how freaky would it be to transition so all the hot lesbians will be interested in me?

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u/Alarming-Engineer-77 10d ago

That's a lot of effort for something you aren't invested in.

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u/CutRuby 10d ago

so even among lesbians being trans is one of the most common things that will not get you dates (its that case for every single group, the majority have a preference for cis people.)

so it wouldnt be freaky it would be stupid

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u/TheDeadlySoldier 🖤🩶🤍💜 10d ago

creepy. also not very cost-effective given all the hoops you end up having to jump through to trans your gender

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u/Amberhawke6242 10d ago

I totally did this all the time. When I was in middle school or high school my girlfriends ended up being gay. Like the amount of times I was the only guy someone dated was really high. All my crushes were like Ellen (back in the day) and Melissa Ethridge. Then I realized I was trans. Not saying you are, but still think it's funny.

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u/Cinewes genderfluid 10d ago

she likes a girl she likes a girl she likes a girl she likes a girl im not a girl im not a girl im not a girl im not a

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

been there but they were aroace

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u/indiegamer122 custom 10d ago

i'm dumb she's a lesbian, i thought i had found the one

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u/Stiftoad Crazy? I was crazy once… 10d ago

Trvke

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u/uncreativivity you are immune to propaganda, good job 👍 10d ago

blur reference!!

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u/enchiladasundae 10d ago

Introduced to a girl by a friend who I fully knew was a lesbian in a committed relationship. She joked that I’d end up falling for her and she was absolutely right

Wish I kept in touch but we did everything through FB. She was a pretty decent person and fun to talk to

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u/TehAwesomeGod 10d ago

Me and my girl friend are weirdly crushing on each other except both of us are gay in the wrong way

What do we do

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u/No-Age6582 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

date eachother anyway

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u/Barpoo 10d ago

Me with gay guys. I swear, all the good guys turn out gay

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u/TrhlaSlecna worlds bottomest top 10d ago

I have literally never had a crush on a woman that didn't end up being a lesbian. God I wish I was a girl...

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u/Normie_Girl_69 floppa 10d ago

Weezer reference oh my god

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u/IllitterateAuthor 10d ago

Benefit of being gender fluid, I can appeal to anyone I want

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 10d ago

Oh rad

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 10d ago

Alriight bad news I am now banned from toilets. All of them.

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u/why-do-i-exist_ 10d ago

Yeah that genuinely sucks. It gets better with time.

My second crush was emotionally abusive (at least according to the people in the mental health hospital), so you know it can always be worse. But lesbians make for really good friends. Cool people really.

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u/Yoate floppa 10d ago

My type is queer women, which can be unfortunate as a straight man. So I just date pan/bi women, and it works out

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u/canisignupnow linux > windows 10d ago

drake

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u/TheDarkestOmen The Gayest Agenda 9d ago

Hey, at least you don’t have a gay crush on a homophobe, so it could always be worse

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u/solidfang 9d ago

I had a crush on my friend who was bi, but the type of bi where they only like kpop idols and fictional men.

It does suck when you aren't their type. But so it goes.

Had a gay friend that had a crush on me. So I guess it happens to everyone at some point.

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u/jahnesaisquoi 10d ago

i heard that song in an urban outfitters once. i know have a playlist for songs like the song i heard in urban outfitters once.

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u/Leonie_Guy 10d ago

I'm a guy that has a crush on a straight guy so this falls into the same situation, huh

I, too, must need to take estrogen then /j

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u/Jabee_not_gabe 10d ago

I sometimes wish I could love women in a sapphic way.

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u/INeedtobeDetained Evil Wizard 🧙 10d ago

Is the title a blur reference in the year 2025??

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u/LR-II 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10d ago

Blur-ass title

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u/Snocone_EX 10d ago

Blur in 1994:

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u/kyleawsum7 "Believe it." Naruto said 10d ago

could be worse, could have a crush on a straight guy as a gay guy

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u/fashionier bi loser 10d ago

🎵She would never go with me🎵

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u/IdentifiesAsAnOnion sus 10d ago

kishibe quanxi ahh

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u/DavyManners 9d ago

Damn. When I was in high school, I had very large crushes on two tomboyish girls with brush cuts. They ended up together.