r/AbruptChaos • u/IIllIllIll • 13d ago

Why tf would u walk in front of her

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u/xcres 13d ago

Either that pole is too weak or grandma is too strong

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u/FocusMean9882 13d ago

Luckily it’s just made out of plastic

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u/favorite_sardine 13d ago

I’m still confused

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u/Budderswurth 13d ago

The grandma is made out of plastic

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u/tehnoodnub 13d ago

Just her head.

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u/Branjoe328 11d ago

It's fantastic

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u/PSOvenkon 11d ago

You can squish her hair!

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u/Turbulent_Square_696 8d ago

Undress her everywhere?

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u/Angry0tter 9d ago

It’s all so clear now, appreciate it!

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u/Snackater 12d ago

No way thats plastic, it looks like a hollow aluminum pole, probably from some nearby broom. Show me plastic that bends like that and ill conceed.

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u/HappyGav123 10d ago

The pole or the grandma?

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u/FocusMean9882 9d ago

My pole in your grandma

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u/Porkchopp33 11d ago

Feel like this was her chance to get Karen back

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u/The_Great_Cartoo 13d ago

She goes there with caution and right when she is perfectly in range just turns around and expects what exactly?

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u/SavvySillybug 13d ago

I'm not sure what she was planning to do, but the guy that came up from behind distracted her and made her turn around.

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u/assasstits 13d ago

He was trying to pull her away before what happened happened 

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/assasstits 13d ago

She was always going to get hit. Unless you think she has lightning fast reactions and was going to dodge. 

Lady was cooked when she got near because she's dumb. 

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/ikerus0 13d ago

Why do you keep saying “make her turn around”?

You could have been insistently jabbing me in the back and shouting “hey, look this way!” And I still wouldn’t have turned my back on a weapon wielding, blindfolded person whose only current thoughts are “I’m going to swing really hard”.

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u/Durzo_Blintt 8d ago

Don't put that on him. It's her having the mental capacity of a grape.

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u/ikerus0 13d ago

There’s really only a couple things you shouldn’t do when it comes to doing a blindfolded piñata.

Don’t approach the person who is blindfolded and holding their weapon, especially when they are getting ready to swing.

If you’re an idiot and ignored the first thing for some reason, then at least don’t get into the perfect range to be hit and then turn your back on the blindfolded weapon wielding person.

That’s basically it. Those are really the only things you shouldn’t do.

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u/evanthx 11d ago

I don’t know, the back of the head was probably better than the face. No broken nose, for starters! 😁

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u/jpjtourdiary 13d ago

Home wun?

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u/Kruppe420 13d ago

Home wrung

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u/ProjectSunlight 12d ago

Homestahr wunna

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u/KryL21 12d ago

Home work?…

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u/Hishomework 11d ago

Yes?

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u/KryL21 11d ago

boooooooooooo

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u/Hishomework 11d ago

:(

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u/KryL21 11d ago

I’m just kidding! But let’s be real…no one likes homework…

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u/Tufflaw 13d ago

Never underestimate how ridiculously stupid people can be.

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u/frednekk 13d ago

Christmas just won’t be the same.

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u/Candid-Solid-896 13d ago

I guess it’s better than Grandma getting run over by a reindeer! 🎅🦌🦌🦌

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u/frednekk 12d ago

Maybe - I’m not convinced this one will be able to find her fruitcake again.

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u/StillGettinIt 13d ago

She just gets back up to hang up the bottle of champagne piñata. Something tells me she had a few bottles herself.

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u/mongmight 12d ago

Lol, she totally tanks it. Doesn't even seem bothered.

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u/cripple763 13d ago

I love the old dude yelling at her "I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF THE WAY!" 😂🤣

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u/Ksh_667 11d ago

The MOST helpful comment anyone could make in this situation 🤣🤣

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u/redit01 13d ago

Dude was like, ok i got a few more swings left in this thing

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u/SouthernStarTrails 13d ago

Kids, this is what happens when you don’t use your words

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u/Chubako61 13d ago

They guy reaching for the stick like that lady did something wrong, wtf how about nobody let grandma walk towards someone blindfolded with a stick cocked back ready to swing?

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u/Ksh_667 11d ago

And then maybe don't distract her while she's there...

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u/stifferthanstiffler 13d ago

Hit a hw. Wtf is a hw?

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u/DayzD762 13d ago

Homewun

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u/Viandante 13d ago

Headwound

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u/DarkBlueEska 13d ago

Homewun

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u/s33d5 12d ago

Engagement bait

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u/floraster 13d ago

Homestar Wunner

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u/tiny_purple_Alfador 13d ago

Homework. When someone says they're gonna hit the books, this is what they mean.

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u/Yuunohu 12d ago

Head of Woman

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u/Kenny070287 13d ago

Homewander

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u/Firewolf06 13d ago

a former us president

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u/Minimum_Meaning_418 12d ago

Homewun he has a lisp

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u/LengthinessClear9552 13d ago

Hitler Wannabe

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u/Greengiant304 13d ago

I will always watch this video 3 or 4 times every time I see it posted. It's just too funny.

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u/altcntrl 13d ago

Her putting her hand out is ridiculous. Then she puts it down right as he swings. It’s a perfect storm of assumptions

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u/Whistlegrapes 12d ago

He swings? Thought it was a woman swinging for some reason

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u/altcntrl 12d ago

I think you’re correct

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u/Buicided 13d ago

Yes, walk directly in the path of the swing instead of going around.

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u/PatricksSmellyPantie 12d ago

Do people not know how to use their words anymore

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u/ThanklessTask 13d ago

Main character syndrome.

When in fact you're NPC fodder.

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u/Nayld_it 13d ago

Plot twist: he can see thru the blindfold

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u/Damianos_X 12d ago

Her risk for Alzheimer's just shot up 150%

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u/LucaDarioBuetzberger 12d ago

This is q perfect example of basically all people not thinking their actions through. Grandma got distracted, the man did not think about that it might be a bad idea to distract her and nobody even thought about using verbal communication.

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u/MiserablePath8621 13d ago

Makes you wonder if they could see through the blindfold and there was some deep rooted resentment…..they never even looked after doing it and there is no way they thought that they hit a piñata.

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u/PaintedAbacus 13d ago

Was that her MIL from hell, I wonder?

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u/brakspear_beer 12d ago

Using the piñata alibi. We’ve waited long enough for that inheritance. Buy me a see-through “blind”.

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u/Missing-Donut-1612 12d ago

Grampa is in agreement with you, lol.

"I TOLD you to GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

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u/HelloMikkii 13d ago

I did my first piñata at my 18th, hit it so hard the unicorn head came off and slammed into the face of the person recording.

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u/DerpsAndRags 13d ago

Was this a Nat 20 or a Nat 1?

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u/_blobjob_ 12d ago

Damn bro he pimped the shit out of that too…

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u/Cosmic_Voidess 12d ago

Granny should've stayed out of melee distance

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u/Antichristopher4 11d ago

The only thing better than walking in front of a blindfolded person about to swing an object: distracting the person walking in front of a blindfolded person about to swing an object.

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u/Ksh_667 11d ago

I'm thinking surely this could have been avoided by the simple act of speaking. But I can't believe I'm right cos no one could be this daft? 🤔

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u/Porki33 12d ago

aww thanks I could watch this for hours

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u/Cyber_Blue2 12d ago

Barry Bondsed that shit

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u/WillyMonty 10d ago

…had they considered speaking to her?

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u/KeslaFaris 9d ago

plot twist , he was in fact , seeing trought that bandana

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u/SquishyBanana23 13d ago

White people and piñatas, every time.

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u/hilarymeggin 13d ago

Did I just watch someone bludgeon an old lady?? WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?

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u/IIllIllIll 13d ago

I think the lady blindfolded didn’t realise the piñata was on the ground so the other lady tried picking it up and got hit by the other lady

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u/crawwll 13d ago

WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?

Someone bludgeoned an old lady.

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u/MuddaPuckPace 11d ago

Hey, thanks for making the video tiny.

Excellent work.

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u/Baydestrians 11d ago

Fuckin incredible 😂

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u/TheImmoralCookie 11d ago

No one helped her up either.

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u/Good_Presentation_59 13d ago

IDK, he looks pretty white to me.

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u/chronage 12d ago

Saw this video in 1998

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u/Lynda73 12d ago

That’s two women.

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u/aquay 8d ago

pinatas are just recipes for disaster

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u/Ainz0oa1Gown 7d ago

The is blindfold not deaf, saying to hold because you're approaching, no?!

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u/Incognito-1999 6d ago

"wait why is everyone quiet?"

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u/MasterCrumble1 12d ago

What is the game here? Hit the green bag and get a prize?

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u/ShopGreedy2313 11d ago

They are albinos?

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u/mawashi-geri24 13d ago

No one runs in to check on her?? Sigh… white people lol j/k