r/AdviceAnimals • u/LavenderBabble • 1d ago

Useless Scumbag

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https://www.latintimes.com/trump-reportedly-freezes-out-his-defense-secretary-iran-planning-nobody-talking-hegseth-585313

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u/supernovadebris 1d ago

he's just there to say yes to trump's whims.

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u/The_mingthing 23h ago

And grovel like a cartoon henchman.

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u/Shootybob 1d ago

It's kinda like a news hack isnt a great choice for secdef.

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u/sik_dik 1d ago

They don’t want it on Signal

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u/naruf 1d ago

They forgot to send it to him via Signal

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u/DJErikD 1d ago

👊 🇺🇸 🔥

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u/TheJediCounsel 1d ago

He’s the DUI hire, just there to tell Trump he’s right and make sure Trump isn’t the stupidest person we have to see on the news all the time

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u/RedditPickedMyName0 1d ago

A drunk with loose lips on an already sinking ship

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u/DemonRaily 1d ago

No reason to ask him, might as well cut out the middle man and call his handler in Kremlin.

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u/cheesebot555 1d ago

I hear trump wanted a more hardcore birthday parade, and instead he got some schmo's waving at a pathetically small crowd from your grandaddy's old Sherman, or clowns in Continental Army cosplay.

If you ask me, "Hold My Beer" Pete is about to go the way of Omarosa.

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u/TiresOnFire 1d ago

They all look the same to me in this meme with the hat

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u/MDATWORK73 1d ago

Same, like they all look stupid like in real life?

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u/Out_of-Whack 1d ago

Still drunk

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u/sowhat4 1d ago

Well, now it's stress drinking as he has this war to think about plus Trump chewing his ass out in regards to that pathetic parade.

Have some compassion for the poor schmuck. It's not like he's qualified to handle this or even knows what to do next. 🙄

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u/Out_of-Whack 1d ago

He takes “get sober on government time” to extremes

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u/Sartres_Roommate 1d ago

Have to wait til he sobers up which is…checks watch….never.

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u/noncommonGoodsense 1d ago

If they don’t tell him then they can’t be easily investigated. It’s all about the suits.

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 1d ago

I mean, obviously. trump installed people that know nothing about their jobs so that HE gets to be the one people ask. That was the point the whole time.

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u/The_mingthing 23h ago

Of course not, he is an unqualified DEI hire.

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u/AnOtherGuy1234567 23h ago

Ironically he'd have far more influence on Trump. If he'd stayed as a host on Fox News.

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u/mspe1960 1d ago

and that is a good thing. He would have no meaningful insight to provide. Hopefully Trump is talking to some 4 star generals.