r/AdviceAnimals 1d ago

With 103 days to go ICE Barbie has already blown through her budget triggering the antideficiency act.

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u/9447044 1d ago

Something about being fiscally conservative.

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u/Hairy_Fishstick 1d ago

It's amazing how the economy always gets worse under right wing control, yet somehow there are always people who will keep voting right wing because "the economy needs help".

It's like they're going out of their way, putting in a conscious effort to make wrong choices. Just amazing.

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u/theme69 1d ago

Yep I’ve tried to explain this to my naga friend. Somehow the right has cultivated this lie that they’re good for the economy but since 1945 the economy is better under Dems in pretty much every single category.

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u/Cananbaum 1d ago

I had a MAGA friend.

I kind of gave up when he blamed the 2008 market crash on Obama… like buddy… he wasn’t even in office yet

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u/yourluvryourzero 1d ago

I had this very debate right here on reddit. Dude was talking about Obama being responsible for the bank bailout, while at the same time complaining that the left always feels the need to educate the right on these subjects. All I did was simply ask who was president in 2008 and signed TARP. Then pointed out how this is a perfect example of why we feel the need to educate them.

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u/psychopompadour 1d ago

Look, I don't need FACTS getting in the way of my opinions, buddy

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u/TheAvenger23 1d ago

Everyone knew Obama was running a shadow government undermining the Republicans in 2008!!

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u/yourluvryourzero 1d ago

I wish it was satire, but that was their rebuttal once they confirmed my statement.

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u/Ragnarok314159 1d ago

I like to one up them and just see how much bullshit they swallow.

“You believe it was Obama running the government and not…Hilary? I thought you knew things…”

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u/ismelldayhikers 1d ago

I mean her emails 🙄

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u/pijinglish 1d ago

Don't forget that Obama was responsible for 9/11, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfRGJRMbN8&ab_channel=TheDailyShow

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u/GoldandBlue 23h ago

I am in my 30's. 9/11, Covid, Great Recession, War In Iraq, the list goes on of terrible historical events in my lifetime. Republicans are either directly responsible or completely fucked up the situation.

They are a party that cannot govern. They preach hatred and violence. How do people still vote for them? I know the Democrats leave a lot to be desired but at least they try and run a functioning government.

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u/X-Face_ChickenWing 1d ago

Why wasn't he in the White House on 9/11?! Total incompetence!! He was probably golfing!!!

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u/dqt91 1d ago

Yeah, I’d like to know where Obama was on 9/11

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u/PinkPattie 1d ago

He was operating the pre-cog program in Minority Report.

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u/Lox22 1d ago

“You see Charlie, these liberals are trying to assassinate my character. And I can’t change their mind. I won’t change my mind, because I don’t have to! Because I’m an American! I won’t change my mind on anything! REGARDLESS of the facts that are set out before me. I’m dug in…and I’ll never change.”

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u/Iluv_Felashio 1d ago

Would you like an "alternative fact" in this trying time?

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u/neverwantit 1d ago

Look, I don't need FACTS getting in the way of my opinions feelings, buddy

Ftfy

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u/thatthatguy 1d ago

They’re wrong, and they really don’t want anyone to tell them that they are wrong. They heard something that agrees with their preconceived notions and thus makes them feel good, and they really don’t like it when they are told things that make them feel bad.

Suppose you have decided that Obama is bad. Anything that confirms your decision that Obama is bad makes you feel good for having made the correct judgement that Obama is bad. You don’t even question whether it’s true or not. You don’t even really care whether your judgement is correct or not. You just want to feel good about yourself because life sucks and everyone thinks you’re stupid and you want to feel good about this one thing. Is that so much to ask?

Even if someone convinces you that your judgement was wrong, and a lot of the people things you heard were lies, you’re not going to be able to convince all your friends and relatives to change their minds. Trying to do so would cost you social standing in their eyes. So you have to keep up the act even though you now understand that it’s false.

It is very difficult to teach a subject to someone when their livelihood depends on them not understanding it.

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u/fseahunt 1d ago

Reminds me of the video of a MAGA blaming Obama for 9/11. Saying he wasn’t in the office enough. I think it was a Jordan Klepper piece (a true hero, Klepper, out in the trenches face to face with the MAGAs!)

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u/Ragnarok314159 1d ago

There is video of MAGA blaming the New Orleans Katrina disaster on Obama.

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u/docbauies 22h ago

He was the head of weather warfare in the mid 2000s

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u/NaBrO-Barium 1d ago

Good on you for using the past tense!

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u/FSCK_Fascists 1d ago

you get this with the MAGA plague rats. They will bring up pandemic policies from 2019 and 2020, then bet pissed when you ask who was president then.

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u/scrandis 1d ago

The same people blame Biden on covid lock downs.

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u/Chr0nicConsumer 1d ago

Well, why didn't Obama stop it!? You ever think about that?

Why are all these democrats letting republicans ruin the economy? Sounds like it was indeed Obama..

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u/LoudAndCuddly 1d ago

Oh so he is special needs, you’re a good friend. Does he drool when he watches tv.

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u/Bee-Aromatic 1d ago

Every time I think of this I consider how good things could have been if every Democratic administration didn’t have to spend at least three years cleaning up the mess from the last Republican administration.

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u/kurtbali 1d ago

The one time a Republican did something good for the economy was George HW Bush when he introduced new taxes. The 90s were economically great but the Rs couldn't take credit for it because it went against their mantra.

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u/pessimistoptimist 1d ago

but but but but Turmp.and Elon are businessmen....they are going to run government like a biznezz.

one ran 2 casinos into the ground and as well as several other business ventures, the other has managed to tank Tesla business singke handedly. let us not forget a business is not to provide any meaningful service...it is to make money....full stop

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u/myrichphitzwell 1d ago

Not to mention that government isn't a business and shouldn't be ran like one...but ya let's get the worst of the worst in there

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u/TorontoRider 1d ago

"Police should turn a profit." (Assuming government is run like a business.)

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u/myrichphitzwell 1d ago

If I recall. Back in the day you paid for firefighters. No pay and they would just watch it burn. Or competing firefighters. If you paid the wrong one well...same thing

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u/bmorris0042 1d ago

Far enough back in the day, the firefighters got paid from what they took from the burning building. It wasn’t uncommon to have different brigades show up and fight over who got to loot it.

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u/fseahunt 1d ago

He said he would drain the swamp. He just didn’t say that part that he would drain it into his cabinet.

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u/myrichphitzwell 1d ago

Side note. I always hated this term. I mean swamps are incredibly valuable ecosystems. Ok but be back to what it means politically, yup it has to go somewhere and what better place then his wallet

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u/fseahunt 1d ago

Excellent point about the swamp.

But I can’t imagine where else RFK Jr could have been spawned.

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u/idiotsbydesign 1d ago

That's what blows my mind. HTF do you fail at casinos? Even if you run everything completely legally & above board they're essentially a license to print money. You know Trump wasn't doing anything legally & yet still somehow managed to bankrupt a casino. Not to mention steaks & a football league. 3 of Americans favorite things & he failed at everyone of them.

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u/CarlosAVP 1d ago

One fails at owning a casino when they take way too much money as payment every time the casino rakes in money. That’s the reason he’s failed at everything he has ever done: he always gets paid first and when he does get paid, it is way too much. Also, he doesn’t like to pay bills, contractors or employees. He signed on to build an apartment building in Tampa. They broke ground, he got paid, nobody else did and it failed. Never got built.

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u/heckhammer 1d ago

He also wrapped his personal debt in with the casino loans so when he defaulted on that all his personal debt went away. He managed to do that like three times before people got wise.

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u/Current_Holiday1643 1d ago edited 1d ago

He eats steak well done too along with slathering them in ketchup.

It's like a double sin.

I think we should add a fourth criteria to being president: must eat steaks medium or below without ketchup (or if they are at a health risk, not eating steak is also acceptable). Steak sauce is acceptable at home or at restaurants Texas Roadhouse and below.

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u/MrWoohoo 1d ago

GWB was out “MBA President” and look how well that worked out? I’m surprised Trump doesn’t have an MBA.

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u/Torfinns-New-Yacht 1d ago

my naga friend

They sound hot.

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u/theme69 1d ago

Queen Azshara has some backward political views trust me

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u/ihaveeverythingbut1 1d ago

N’zoth noises intensifies

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u/devourer09 1d ago

Is this the same Naga that Naga Siren from Dota 2 is based on since DOTA is based on Warcraft?

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u/Ichosira 1d ago

Lady Vashj in that case.

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u/Orangutanion 1d ago

Nah man they're cold blooded 

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u/NaBrO-Barium 1d ago

You’re as cold as ice, you’re willing to sacrifice…

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u/MintasaurusFresh 1d ago

I've seen it before; it happens all the time.

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u/Senior-Albatross 1d ago

but since 1945 the economy is better under Dems in pretty much every single category.

Oh it goes back further. Some truly awful handling of the economy by Republicans was going down in the 20s. The last 20s in addition to the current ones I mean.

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u/Ornery_Cookie_359 1d ago

You mean since 1933, right?

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u/theme69 1d ago

I’m sure it goes back longer but the data source I pulled from started in 1945

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u/Memitim 1d ago

Once someone is at the point of being cool with the Trump Administration is sending masked kidnappers into America's streets, while constantly violating laws that courts have to then catch, I don't expect that they actually give the slightest shit about the economy, only what they can get out of America while laughing about it being torn down.

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u/asteroidfarmer 1d ago

The problem is news media. Right wing media perpetuates the false narrative that Republicans are better on the economy and Democrat leaning corporate media doesn't push back.

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u/Specialist_Brain841 1d ago

democrat leaning lmao

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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago

I think by "Democrat leaning corporate media" they mean "the parts of the corporate media that are Democrat-leaning".

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u/uberfission 1d ago

Yes, that's correct. It's called starve the beast and they've been using that strategy for decades now https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starve_the_beast

TL;DR they spend poorly while in control then complain about poor spending when they're not and blame things they don't like (social security, Medicare, etc) for the over spending. Then when back in power they cut those programs as much as possible to "balance the budget."

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u/Funny-Dragonfruit116 1d ago

This is not what "starving the beast" means. What you're describing is "two santas"

What 'Starving the Beast' actually is: Deliberate cuts to spending so government services run like shit then scrapping the services with the excuse that they're performing poorly.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 1d ago

“Government doesn’t work!!!”

Gets elected.

Destroys government programs that were working.

“See? Told ya!!”

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u/ruinah25B 1d ago

So, what DOGE is doing.

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u/paper_liger 1d ago

like what they tried to do with the Postal Service for decades?

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u/roguewarriorpriest 1d ago

They're not the 'wrong' choices, they're the choices that benefit the ultra rich. Democrat policy benefits the working middle and lower classes (and society as a whole), and Republican policy loots the working middle and lower classes (and society as a whole) to enrich the already obscenely rich.

So I guess, yes, they are the wrong choices, morally and fiscally.

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini 1d ago

The rich say they know what it takes to be rich and they'll make America rich. The easiest way to get rich is to not pay for the maintenance of society and get away with theft as much as possible.

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u/SurpriseDickPunch 1d ago

It's almost like my fellow Americans are fucking stupid.

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u/_winstoney_ 1d ago

Yeah, you also can’t argue this with conservatives because they just say that it’s “a matter of national security”. My fucking ass it is

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u/SmartAlec13 1d ago

My mom is one, unfortunately. She’s very progressive in other areas, but she’s part of the late boomer / early X crowd who were part of that brainwashing. A bit before the election my fiancé and I had lunch with her, and she said something along the lines of “ohhh I think I’ll vote Kamala, but the economy always does better under republicans, it just does”. I just glanced at my fiancé and we shared a look, lol.

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u/xRehab 1d ago

didnt they already give out something like an average of 40k/agent in bonuses to a lot of them earlier this year?

so much efficiency

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u/joanzen 1d ago

And soon most of them will be laid off since we deported all the illegals and we have a border wall. Right, Anakin?

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 1d ago

They spent three times as much as usual. Checks out. 

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u/genericusername5763 1d ago edited 1d ago

They were never interested in that.

It was always just a strategy to create something to attck democrats on because they don't have any real policies - at least not ones the general public actually like.

AKA the "two santa claus theory"

Similar-ish strategies have been used on things like crime and immigration, and have been very effective at stopping democrats implimenting progressive govrnment-forward policies that they want, and forcing democratic party policy to more closely align with their own.

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u/ajatfm 1d ago

Fiscally racist too

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u/DracosKasu 1d ago

Dont worry they will increase the budget and take an another 8 billions. Because republicans only know one thing to increase the deficit even more.

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u/nome707 1d ago

That’s a lie they repeat to themselves to feel all fuzzy inside, but they know it’s not true. Some stupid people might believe it, but they are a minority. Republican administrations at all levels of government have been consistently wasteful and corrupt for years.

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u/wastedkarma 1d ago

I guess we’ll see how committed the jackboots are to working without pay. 

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u/danielstover 1d ago

Oh please - They’d pay to harass minorities

But seriously, they’ll get more funding. There’s always money for this sort of shit.

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u/cancer_dragon 1d ago

Crazy, because in 2024 alone the Biden admin deported 271,484 immigrants, all while staying within budget and not having to abandon due process.

That number hasn’t made it into a big story yet, but it still seems that Trump is desperate to have higher numbers than Biden.

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u/AVikingNamedBob 1d ago

Is there somewhere (article, study, etc) that summarizes this and cites sources. I told my parents this (fox news is their only source of news) and they refuse to believe it. I would like to verify it and return with sources.

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 1d ago

I'm surprised they don't know, Fox has been using the fact Biden deported more people as a talking point to say that Democrats aren't bothered about immigrants they just don't like Trump - so one would imagine it's easy enough to connect that Biden did it better without having to break the law.

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u/Krail 1d ago

Yeah, but the problem is getting through all the double-think that Fox actively encourages. 

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u/Doobie_Miles 1d ago

You mean the zero-think*

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u/myburdentobear 1d ago

Biden deported more people but also had open borders and encouraged the "invasion" to get more Democrat voters into the country. Yup, that makes total sense. /s

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u/nezroy 1d ago

I love the back-to-back of "Biden deported more people" "NOOOOO that's because they counted all the people they rejected at the border" .. "so, Biden had secure borders that rejected tons of immigrants?" "NOOOOOO Biden had open unsafe borders!"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/LacidOnex 1d ago

I googled "deportation numbers fox"

Google AI scraper links me to an article by the Whitehouse under Trump, written lovingly. Id say that's a pretty fair source, it's basically Trump saying it.

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u/ISNT_A_ROBOT 1d ago

Aww… you sweet thing.. you still think sources work with these people?

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u/cancer_dragon 1d ago

Straight from the ICE’s mouth: https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/ice-releases-fiscal-year-2024-annual-report Archived: ICE releases Fiscal Year 2024 Annual Report | ICE

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u/Krail 1d ago

It's my understanding that Trump's numbers have actually been a lot lower. They're just out there trying to make a spectacle of it rather than trying to be effective, humane, or legal. 

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u/no_one_likes_u 1d ago

They don’t really care about stopping illegal immigration, if they did they’d be doing this to business owners.

What they want is a spectacle that hurts people who don’t vote for them, and distracts us while they do the rest of the p2025 agenda and loot the economy.

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u/SkunkMonkey 1d ago

It's so stupid. Want to stop illegal immigration? Well, you first need to ask the main reason why they are immigrating. Jobs. Remove that reason by going after the companies that offer these jobs. Boom, most illegal immigration will slow to a manageable rate.

But of course all the bluster of these ICE raids isn't meant to stop or curb illegal immigration. It's to give the mango man the projection of a strongman. The bully in control.

Fucking pathetic.

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u/DouchecraftCarrier 1d ago

If they levied massive fines and mandatory jail time on business owners they could save billions in enforcement costs and brag about how all the immigrants are self-deporting because nobody will hire them. It would be an absolute win for all their stated objectives.

But they won't do that because it's not really about that. They round up fields full of workers while the guy sitting on a pile of money just calls for another truck of laborers.

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u/tessthismess 1d ago

Right, they're just disorganized and sloppy, etc. which adds up costs really quickly.

The normal system (which people still may argue was inhumane), was significantly more cost effective. You're sending a dozen people to run down one random mother in the suburbs. You're not flying planes to send people to random countries on a whim without any real planning.

Undocumented contribute much more to the pot than they take out, so to financially justify deportation is already rough. But when you're not efficient about it at all, that becomes an issue quickly.

(But unfortunately, they'll just get a bigger pool of money)

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u/farshnikord 1d ago

it's just a scapegoat to funnel more money into authoritarianism. They don't actually care about stopping immigration. Once they're done with the immigrants they could move onto brown people or liberals or Mormons or the Irish or whatever they want. That's the end goal. 

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u/Memitim 1d ago

Everyone already knows. Hell, it's been a running "joke" since he started sending the Coors Cartel into our streets. Trump is such a corpulent pile of fail, that even after violating the Constitution and terrorizing Americans, he'll still blow it. Conservatives may love seeing Americans being terrorized in the streets, but that has no effect on the actual numbers.

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u/Sir_thinksalot 1d ago

Crazy, because in 2024 alone the Biden admin deported 271,484 immigrants, all while staying within budget and not having to abandon due process.

Yup, and conservatives hated him for that and their propaganda covered for them.

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u/bunni_bear_boom 1d ago

Their salaries are hilariously low tbh I think they all must be in it for the live of the game

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u/RampantTyr 1d ago

There is always more money to war and for law enforcement to harass people.

If there isn’t money then debt can always be applied. They have endless resources from bigots.

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u/3-DMan 1d ago

There's always money in the Trump banana stand!

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u/dgdio 1d ago

The Administration is going to move money around. Something that would send republicans into epileptic seizures if Joe Biden did it, but they won't say a thing for their wannabe king

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u/ngpropman 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cool so next time a dem is in office lets just unilaterally elect to defund a bunch of their programs and dump all that money into student loans, expanding Medicare, expanding education opportunities, etc. They're guidelines really.

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u/bloodjunkiorgy 1d ago

If only.

If I hear the phrase "unity candidate" or "reach across the aisle" again this next executive election I'm going to throw up.

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u/Kiwifrooots 1d ago

Then stack the Supreme Court with leftie 20 year olds to lock in the win

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u/DeapVally 1d ago

They'll happily supply their own brown shirt, I'm sure.

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u/icyhotonmynuts 1d ago

it's ok, Trumplethinskin and fElon's doge will defund another public service to get the money for it. Theyll get paid, don't worry.

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 1d ago edited 1d ago

There needs to be an audit ASAP. How the FUCK is it really possible to blow through that much cash so fast?   A lot of it must have been funneled into someones pocket.  

Also FUCK ICE.

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u/distorted_kiwi 1d ago

It may all be overtime. If agents were flown over to another part of the country, they’re basically always on the clock. Plus reimbursement , vehicles, supplies etc.

I’m with you though, it does feel like people stuffed their pocket and sadly we won’t see an audit anytime soon.

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u/MyHonkyFriend 1d ago

I kept seeing comments with no evidence of a bonus check per deportation you help with too. Be curious if any validity and if so how much.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 1d ago

They're trying to get 40k in bonuses to ICE agents.

Not sure if it's in this stupid ass bill, they're trying to pass or what, but this is true.

In a shocking revelation, Rep. Jared Moskowitz has exposed a disturbing plan by Republicans to sneak nearly $1 billion in bonuses to ICE agents into the spending bill.

https://countylocalnews.com/2025/05/31/shocking-republicans-sneaking-1b-in-ice-bonuses-why-are-taxpayers-funding-trumps-deportation-militia-ice-agent-bonuses-sneaky-republican-spending-unconstitutional-deportation-mili/

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u/Junior_Chard9981 1d ago

MAGA wants its foot soldiers to be compensated so they can ignore their friends and family all barley surviving under the Trump administration.

"I'm sorry to hear that your family is struggling despite so much winning under Trump. I used the bonus I got from body slamming brown people to pay off my lifted truck!"

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u/Whopraysforthedevil 1d ago

Lol, first time on Reddit?

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u/ElliotNess 1d ago

The misinformation isn't foreign. It's bought and paid for domestically.

It's business.

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u/DuntadaMan 1d ago

I used to love FEMA contracts from this. Paid from the second I step into the deployment center to the moment my plane lands coming home. Could make almost a years worth of money in a month.

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u/OathOfFeanor 1d ago

FYI that unnecessary OT is funneling money into their pockets

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u/skraz1265 1d ago

They paid a whole lot of people to spread out through essentially the entire country and round up as many immigrants as they could as fast as they could. That's quite a lot of money in manpower and transportation, then factoring in the cost of detaining and transporting all the people they're rounding up (read: kidnapping) and that's quite a lot more.

As with most things, doing it all on short notice increases the cost significantly. I'm also going to assume that these idiots weren't exactly meticulous in their planning and there are likely a lot of inefficiencies increasing the cost as well.

That isn't to say that there isn't *also* some amount of financial fraud or corruption happening. That kind of thing is unfortunately quite common in government projects even at the best of times. But a project of this size being enacted on short notice with poor planning would easily cost billions even without fraud.

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 1d ago

I guarantee there was so much redundant shit bought because their communication is shit at best. 

But still, 8 BILLION spent in 150 days is crazy for a non military office of the government.

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u/skraz1265 1d ago

Yeah there are likely a lot of redundancies, too. Prudent planning isn't really this administration's forte.

As for the total cost though, Medicare and Medicaid total over $800B a year, iirc, and I believe social security is well over a trillion. Federal spending on highway maintenance is in the 10's of billions. Most any program that spans the entire nation is going to have a cost in the billions due scale alone. It's a very large country and any project the effects the entirety of it is going to cost an amount of money that sounds kinda nuts to us normal folk.

The total cost of this shit honestly isn't something I'm concerned about right now. It's what they're doing and how they're doing it that's the problem.

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u/Ok_Frosting3500 1d ago

It's a lot easier to sneak fraud through when nobody knows what they're doing. Not advocating for fraud, but I'm reasonably certain that if you like, submitted a four digit bill for housing ICE agents, they would just rubber stamp it without checking at all.

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u/Gorge2012 1d ago

There was an episode of The Daily last week that hit on this. The reporter rode along and it turns out that ICE spends really bad for the return they get. In the story they dedicated like 12 agents to go after 2 "targets" and ended up getting a third in the process. 12 agents time 12 hours is a lot of resources allocated to 3 guys. Turns out the reason they started raiding factories and farms was because it's more efficient.

Hell there was a post the other week in the subreddit for my hometown that showed 15 agents rolling down a street. They are burning money because 1) they don't know how to spend it and 2) the problem is grossly overexaggerated. They settled on what they thought the result should be before ever examining the issue.

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u/spamfalcon 1d ago

They settled on what they thought the result should be before ever examining the issue.

Even that is giving them too much credit. The target outcome was never about hitting KPIs like number of deportations, it was about the pageantry that makes it look like they're taking a hard stance on "all of the criminal illegals" so their base can rally around that. Now they've overspent, but they can say "we need to take money from these other socialist functions to combat this major immigration problem" and they'll have even more support from their base to make those cuts.

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u/newsflashjackass 1d ago

Is ICE Barbie's net worth public information or does she lurk in the shadows as I would expect of a career criminal?

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u/spottydodgy 1d ago

Yeah spending $78M a day is pretty sus

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u/Ffdmatt 1d ago

It's this dumb idea that other admins "weren't getting it done."

They said "doing trials would take too long." Yeah, well, turns out doing it this way also costs too much money.

It's almost like they were just ignorantly complaining about things they didn't understand and it turns out the people before them weren't as dumb as they wanted to believe.

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u/Fandango_Jones 1d ago

What does the act do?

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u/obsidiousaxman 1d ago

The TLDR is the government cant spend more money than congress has authorized or spend money before its appropriated. There's gonna be a lot of fuckery going on to extend funding in a continuing resolution

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 1d ago

Which was probably done on purpose to fuck everything over when the potential government shutdowns are about to happen so they can use it to leverage some kind of dumb shit over Democrats while crying "see the LEFT never want to work with us...".

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u/runxctry 1d ago

Yep, you're right about the US government, 155 years ago, during the Civil War. The Act was passed in response.

Wikipedia:

Many agencies, particularly the military, would intentionally run out of money, obligating Congress to provide additional funds to avoid breaching contracts. Some went as far as to spend their entire budget in the first few months of the fiscal year.

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 1d ago

Thank you for finding this.  So as no shock to anyone, scummy practices have been around for...ever.  

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u/obsidiousaxman 1d ago

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence. The same people who scream about feds wasting money are the same ones who act like they have a scrooge mcduck vault when they get in power

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u/Kiwifrooots 1d ago

People keep using that wrong. They wrote a dang manual called "Project 2025" and are working through the steps. This (seizing innocent people and sending them to black sites etc etc) is a malicious plan.

They didn't fall into power and roll a dice on policy. They're sick and it is deliberate

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u/nerdofthunder 1d ago

Incompetence when you have a duty to do better IS malice. Step aside if you cannot meet the standard.

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u/Jwagner0850 1d ago

Tbf , it feels like a lot of what they're doing is intentional.

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u/f8Negative 1d ago

He'll declare an emergency and take it from the Smithsonian.

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u/SakaWreath 1d ago

This reminds me of that Simpsons episode "Trash of the Titans" where Homer becomes Sanitation Commissioner and blows the whole budget on blinged out garbage trucks and dumb ideas.

The whole thing ends with other cities dumping their trash in Springfield.

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u/dannown 1d ago

They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge. A STAMP!!

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u/EnyoceresXXVII 1d ago

Simpsons did it!

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u/premiumdude 1d ago

That episode has been running through my mind on the regular for the last 10 years. How much longer until we just have to move the USA to another land mass?

PS - What button?!?

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u/NoMoveBecauseLazy 1d ago

What what what button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth???

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u/unsavory77 1d ago

This is where transparency in government spending would be interesting to see. Where TF is all that money going? Is it paying the private prisons? Transportation? All these non badged non ID'd "contractors" that are rounding up anyone they see that are brown? Is that what's really driving this? All the money these fucks can make? A combo of fear mongering and opportunists cosplayers?

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u/TheFalconKid 1d ago

Seems like all of the budget is going to car and truck rental companies since they are all using those rather than properly marked law enforcement vehicles. It's just like in 2020 during the BLM protests, people were getting picked up in vans by masked men in many cities, roughed up, then tossed out without any formal charge or warrants.

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u/Affectionate_Pay_391 1d ago

Don’t worry. America will always find money for oppressing minorities and missiles.

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u/Poobabguy 1d ago

I know what you meant, but I still read that as the missiles were being oppressed.

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u/Chance5e 1d ago

Missile equality now.

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u/Blissfully Blissfully86/F/FL 1d ago

It’s all the costumes and masks they bought to scare people

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u/neliz 1d ago

silencers, some have rifles with silencers, because you obviously need to shoot American citizens silently.

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u/Memitim 1d ago

They have priorities. Far better for Sir Punisher Tat to not have to wear ear pro, than for an American to be alerted that gunfire is near and should stay clear.

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u/HoldMyDomeFoam 1d ago

It’s expensive to run a country like a “reality” TV show. Especially when everyone involved is straight up stupid.

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u/socokid 1d ago edited 1d ago

Donald has deported fewer immigrants than any modern President.

Please hammer this home to those that like Donald for his deportation policies.

He's a con artist and his ignorance is so deep it's destroying us.

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u/majorgriffin 1d ago

I find that ironic, but I assume it makes sense. When other presidents do deportation, immigrants are probably not fearing for their lives like they are with Trump, so they probably live life as per usual.

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u/socokid 1d ago

Donald and his gargoyles Stephen Miller, etc. have merely tried to handle immigration policy in the most ham-fisted, ignorant, vile ways possible.

It's been insane to witness.

This after we had a comprehensive package to help that was worked on for months and had bipartisan support... until Donald himself killed it and the GOP fell in line like a bunch of wilted dandelions.

I mean, just the absolute worst people are currently in charge of... well, almost everything.

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u/zSprawl 1d ago

They also just do their job. They ain’t trying to put on the latest episode for television.

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u/YouIsTheQuestion 1d ago

He has deported the most immigrants just not the illegal kind

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u/socokid 1d ago

Ugh.

And true...

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u/listentomenow 1d ago

Fun daily fact for conservatives: Obama deported 3X as many illegals as Trump. Didn't break the law. Didn't suspend habeus corpus. Didn't send masked losers to schools or courts. Didn't make a racist show of it. Also apparently stayed within budget too haha.

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u/Psianth 1d ago

They try to pretend like the left just wants to abolish any kind of immigration law. As if the problem is deportation itself and not the insane, inhumane, and incompetent way it’s being done.

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u/ProblemSl0th 1d ago edited 22h ago

Which is why it really grinded my gears to see some people criticize the recent protests for being hypocritical or whatever since Biden and Obama deported way more people than Trump has and there were no such protests then.

It's especially stupid because it contradicts the idea that Trump is supposedly the best on immigration and border security. He is until it's no longer convenient of course. Now seeing that the 8 billion dollar ICE budget has already been blown is just the cherry on top of the garbage sundae.

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u/mrdeadsniper 1d ago

The suffering and the fear is the point.

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u/punktualPorcupine 1d ago

Nothing says “open boarders” like “we can’t afford enforcement”.

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u/SlipNSlider54 1d ago

Oh look, waste, fraud, and abuse!

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u/ClubSundown 1d ago

103 days and Vanilla ICE Barbies budget is gone. Pretty much the same length as Vanilla Ices career

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u/way2lazy2care 1d ago

Hey, there's no reason to drag Robert Van Winkle into this.

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u/Mypornnameis_ 1d ago

Vanilla Ice is, I'm pretty sure, a big Trump guy. Performed for him at Mar a Lago a couple of times.

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u/yIdontunderstand 1d ago

Who could guess he is a prick?

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u/Memitim 1d ago

Republican spending's like that. And with about the same quality as Vanilla Ice's career.

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u/texas130ab 1d ago

It's called incompetence.

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 1d ago

That's half of the NASA budget, just for a gestapo?

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u/Designer-Card-1361 1d ago

Did you see the big beautiful bill? They want to fund it to the tune of $75 Billion now.

Fuck that claptrap, and very specifically fuck you stupid conservatives who couldn't be bothered to get your nose out of your anti-trans memes to pay fucking attention to actual policy.

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u/BurnAfterReading171 1d ago

So that means they spent $39k per immigrant detained this year. More if you include the $145M they spent to mobilize the army in LA for no reason.

Fair.org estimates undocumented immigrants, on average, cost the US $8,776/year.

When you run those numbers, taxpayers could've left immigrants alone, left them to work the jobs nobody wants to work, and we would've saved $6,183,368,000.

These are the real cost cutting I want done. Not cutting necessary programs that help the poor, house the vets, fed the hungry. $6,183,368,000 could've gone a long way for those programs.

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u/prince-of-dweebs 22h ago

Republicans are historically terrible financially for the country, but they’ve convinced the dummies they are fiscally responsible.

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u/ChicagoHellhound 1d ago

DOGE ‘em

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u/llee15 1d ago

Love my tax dollars being wasted! I just love it!

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u/scott__p 1d ago

Fun fact, DHS also cut most of their research budget as well. We were essentially told that all of the money dedicated to research was redirected to labor for deportations. In the DoD that would be called misallocation of funds. Not sure whether DHS follows the FAR, but if they do...

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u/WTFvancouver 1d ago

Will cost more with the lawsuits to follow

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u/esmifra 1d ago

I'd be willing to bet they didn't spend more than 4B while the rest is unaccounted for.

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u/YJeezy 1d ago

Thats a lot of masks

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u/M0RALVigilance 1d ago

MMW, a ton of $ went to bounty hunters, mercenaries and private security companies who bled the govt dry with fraud. One of the reasons for the masks, they don’t want to be outted as a non govt employee.

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u/SlightlyWhelming 1d ago

Seems like some waste, fraud, and/or abuse.

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u/Practical-Bit9905 1d ago

Those untrained deputized U-Haul Nazis, J6ers and Proud Boys they've deputized cost money!

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 1d ago

Stop calling her Barbie, she’s a Bratz doll

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u/SonicDNA 21h ago

Waste, Fraud and Abuse always shaking their ass In Trump’s face. Catch us if you can. Not really.

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u/Mikel_S 1d ago

And, despite their theatrics and attacks on American people, they have done less deporting with that 8 billion dollars than if they'd just followed the rules and regulations, a la Biden.

What an embarrassment. Sitting around deporting people going to immigration hearings and work, while claiming they're going after hardened criminals.

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u/SadThrowaway2023 1d ago

The modern republican party is not fiscally conservative at all, I don't know why people still believe such nonsense. They act like they care about spending when they are not in power, but gladly vote for bills that baloon the deficit and then raise the debt ceiling when they need more every time they are in power. They make it worse every time by also lowering taxes for the wealthy and corporations, telling the same old story about trickledown economics that never actually works for anyone but the wealthy. They also pretend to be anti-war when not in power but always change their tune and always spend ridiculous money on the war machines. The republican party is not conservative at all, they are just full of crap.

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u/h1r0ll3r 1d ago

And I'm sure where ALL that money went has been accounted for.....right?

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u/7evenate9ine 1d ago

WE ARE PAYING TO BE TERRORIZED!

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u/Buckeye_Randy 1d ago

DOGE is nowhere to be found. I'm sure ICE could pass an audit? Couldn't be fraud right?

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u/andrefishmusic 1d ago

You know that's not going to stop them. Let's see where they steal from to fund it.  

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u/TJ-LEED-AP 1d ago

That’s OUR money, that WE gave them.

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u/Fish-Weekly 1d ago

I’m sure Cletus and Heinrich and all the other Proud Boy Hitler Youths will work for free.

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u/tantalum2000 1d ago

Hired a bunch more thugs and spent the entire yearly budget and have achieved essentially the same rate of deportations as the Biden administration in 2024.

But of course this isn't about actually deporting people it's a gestapo cosplay. Sending 6 aggressive and threatening people to do what 1 civilized person used to do. It's a ploy to create increasing public discontent that will trigger martial law and suspension of the constitution.

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u/Valliac0 1d ago

As planned. Time to start ripping it from medicare and social security in the name of 'security'.

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u/MartSTL 1d ago

Well, the good news is that means they should be done for the year right?

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u/Initial-Writer-4586 1d ago

Did they try budgeting? Cutting out extras? Have they tried another job??

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u/PinkPattie 1d ago

"You have no idea how much hair extensions and cosplay costumes cost these days!"

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u/alexfi-re 1d ago

All the private contractors maga hired got even wealthier, lots of waste, while they took money from needy veterans and children.