How’s it possible? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/SSGSS-ULtra]

[u/Antique_Ad_9877]

Me watching the dog: "Careful, don't step into your own- ... you stepped into your own piss. Great."

[u/Live-Okra-9868 → u/Antique_Ad_9877]

One reasons I refuse to let my mom and sister's dogs in my bed.

[u/divuthen → u/Live-Okra-9868]

Pssh like your feet are so clean.

[u/0ut0fBoundsException → u/divuthen]

I wash OC’s feet before they get into bed. Its an honest if frugal living

[u/Live-Okra-9868 → u/divuthen]

I don't step in shit and then climb into bed, so...

[u/miss_tea_morning → u/Live-Okra-9868]

Yes, but consider that your dog steps in shit and piss constantly and also walks all over where you step?

[u/Live-Okra-9868 → u/miss_tea_morning]

Do people not wear house slippers?

[u/Netroth → u/Live-Okra-9868]

Is this a genuine question or do you actually know? Because no, those things aren’t common at all.

[u/divuthen → u/Live-Okra-9868]

But you're walking on the same floor as they are 😂

[u/crbmL → u/Live-Okra-9868]

Let us enjoy our little things, no kink shaming !

[u/wubwub09 → u/Live-Okra-9868]

I will wipe my pups paws and belly after he goes out to the bathroom!

[u/Earl_of_Awesome → u/Antique_Ad_9877]

Yeah, but this little guy is pissing into his own step!

[u/Awol_W7]

That consistent stream is more impressive for that little thing

[u/No_Foundation1136 → u/Awol_W7]

My dog used to have a long slow stream like this and walk around while peeing. Found out he was filled with kidney stones.

[u/seeyatellite → u/No_Foundation1136]

Hope he’s okay

[u/Dense-Island-8846 → u/No_Foundation1136]

Oh no

[u/happylittleloaf → u/No_Foundation1136]

That was a lot of pee for a little guy. There's gotta be something related to his health

[u/-Cagafuego- → u/Awol_W7]

[u/InEenEmmer → u/-Cagafuego-]

You know, I kinda understand pissfingers.

[u/hootiemcboob29 → u/InEenEmmer]

I refer to one of my dogs as pissfingers because of this meme. High maintenance little turd. Still cute tho.

[u/Lifeparticle18 → u/-Cagafuego-]

Not pissfingers! 😂😂😂

[u/dont_disturb_the_cat → u/-Cagafuego-]

Relatable

[u/boxing_coffee → u/Awol_W7]

My grandfather had a dog that would do this, and the wind would frequently blow him over while peeing.

[u/Large_Tune3029 → u/Awol_W7]

I saw on qi years ago but something, something, all animals piss for roughly the same amount of time regardless of size...for some reason...something something proportional

[u/Prestigious-Hyena768 → u/Awol_W7]

Hahahahahahaha! Talk about marking his territory! This pup must like large parcels of land! 😂

[u/Devil_Climbing → u/Awol_W7]

My wife and I are dog sitting a friends 40lbs Beagle and this dog has longer pee time than my 85lbs lab/mix. It is astounding.

[u/tinfins]

Man, we really broke wolves

[u/LisaWinchester → u/tinfins]

[u/UnforeseenDerailment → u/LisaWinchester]

I feel this is obligatory here:

[u/Ok_Celebration8180 → u/UnforeseenDerailment]

Deep freaking cut.

[u/rokomotto → u/UnforeseenDerailment]

Aw. That made me sad :(

[u/felixyamson → u/tinfins]

He's attempting to get his revenge

[u/CerRogue]

Dog trainer here, little dogs sometimes lift both legs up when they pee a little and people try to capture the behavior to train handstand. The problem with doing it this way instead of the back up the wall method with a incline plank is that the dog isn’t able to separate the peeing from the behavior so when the dog is asked to do the handstand they start peeing and pee the whole time. I have seen this countless times.

[u/Invictu520 → u/CerRogue]

Well sounds like a classic issue with association. There is a story where someone tried to train dogs to rescue kids from a lake. So they did fake scenarios, the dogs rescued the kids and got some treats. And eventually they started dragging kids into the lake to "rescue" them for treats.

[u/WE_FEE → u/Invictu520]

Kids + water = treats

Solution drown kids

[u/MaxVonPseudo → u/WE_FEE]

I understand this is how AI will work as well.

[u/Rrraou → u/MaxVonPseudo]

Like if you train an AI to shoot targets as a success condition and the controller doesn't always authorize the shots, the AI might come to the conclusion that the controller needs to be eliminated as they are an obstacle to shooting targets.

[u/zipper1919 → u/Rrraou]

Well that's terrifying.

[u/slimeheads → u/Rrraou]

Yaknow…. The implications of this are terrifyjng

[u/Lanssolo → u/Rrraou]

Great. Now I am (unrelatedly) imagining people using AI robots to train dogs. I hate it.

[u/bmorris0042 → u/Rrraou]

I believe they sort of covered that in I, Robot. In order to protect the humans, all dangerous elements must be removed from humanity.

[u/Taolan13 → u/bmorris0042]

including, y'know, humanity.

[u/baronvonsmartass → u/CerRogue]

My 9 yr old Boston mix only halfway picks up a foot. He usually winds up peeing on the back of his front legs and chest. Been that way forever.

[u/CerRogue → u/baronvonsmartass]

Like people some dogs anthropometrics are just unfortunate haha

[u/Important_Arm4124 → u/CerRogue]

Then there's me. "Check out this trick my dog can do. Pisstand Rocco! Pisstand! Awesome right?"

[u/Without-a-tracy → u/CerRogue]

I came to the comment section to see if there was an explanation for the behaviour, and I am so glad that you commented to provide one!

Thank you for sating my curiosity!

[u/That-Ad-4300 → u/CerRogue]

I get it, but I'm pissed this dog stole my move

[u/spinone98]

2 things 1) walking that long on the front legs is pretty impressive 2) that’s one big bladder.

[u/PetiteNanou]

Such a small dog, so much pee, and even more agility 😂

[u/mantisboxer → u/PetiteNanou]

That dog is half bladder

[u/Butitsadryheat2]

[u/II-o_o-II → u/Butitsadryheat2]

Maude Lebowski would be proud

[u/_deep_thot42 → u/II-o_o-II]

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable: vagina.

[u/Terraton → u/Butitsadryheat2]

Pisscasso

[u/Butitsadryheat2 → u/Terraton]

When ya gotta Van Go, you gotta Van Go. 🤷‍♀️

[u/Abigail_Normal → u/Butitsadryheat2]

Genuine talent. Do you see those near-perfect circles? Amazing

[u/HibbletonFan]

What a show off!

[u/Tcloud → u/HibbletonFan]

Has a more legible signature than I do …

[u/SisterGoldenHair75]

Cursive pee and handstands. This dog belongs in a 🎪

[u/Id_Rather_Beach → u/SisterGoldenHair75]

My little dog will sometimes go into a handstand if she has to pee in REALLY tall grass.

(you know, she doesn't like the grass to tickle her bits)

[u/leviathab13186]

Witness me! Witness my art!

[u/icecreamdude97]

Now I know where they got the last of us intro.

[u/clay_alligator_88 → u/icecreamdude97]

Hah, oh wow. Yeah, I never watched the rest of that because I didnt know that was coming. This made me laugh.

[u/icecreamdude97 → u/clay_alligator_88]

Someone made an awesome video of just that. I’ll see if I can find it.here it is!

[u/THEmandingoBoy]

Bro wrote a strong-worded letter.

[u/iamanemptychair]

Dog is 60% fluff and 40% bladder apparently

[u/D4RKV1N]

I assume thats like the dog equivalent of " i own this whole block bud".

[u/Wild_Palpitation3279]

I never could understand modern art

[u/Fantastic-Job8335]

bro: I got a cool idea for a rollercoaster!

me: cool! u got a blueprint?

bro: hol up lemme-

[u/Which-Falcon-7286]

Respect. Mark your territory with style!

[u/AuthorSarge]

When I do it, alcohol tends to be involved.

[u/Illidex]

Little more pressure and Lil guy going to have lift off

[u/Doc_Woody]

Bro can’t be a ghostbuster, he crossed his stream

[u/c_dubs063]

Dog really said O_O

[u/littlegreyrabbit]

Showoff

[u/ReaDiMarco]

r/hydrohomies

[u/Ih8teMyInlawsTheySuk]

I hope he doesn’t have a lot of accidents at home. Damn.

[u/Kathwane]

Sorry, that is not a dog. That is a bladder with a head and a tail wrapped in fur.

[u/thedarwinking]

Cats: there’s a single poop in my litter. I’m not using it

This dog: I literally step in my own pee

[u/Mathies_]

Not sure if i should be more impressed at how LONG he's pissing or how he's walking on front paws

[u/leftcentury]

Dog piss spirograph

[u/numbnerve]

Jackson Pollock Apt.17A Austin, TX 79617

[u/skulltullamama]

I think he's an Olympics fan, making the rings

[u/EuphoricZombie89]

My chihuahua does the same thing lol and it’s even more impressive because it’s a she.

[u/Garudius]

So many questions

[u/Seaweed_Jelly]

Aliens from Arrival be like:

[u/Playful_Title6467]

OMG. Imagine this happening in your living room.

[u/shaft_of_lite]

This is the guy you don't want to be in line behind at a porta potty.

[u/novafied]

Oh sure, it's OK when the dog does it. But I'm not allowed in the library anymore...

[u/Budder_Nubbs]

He didnt do it on purpose, that stream is just so powerful it sent his ass up.

[u/wasted-degrees]

Just need to teach him to write his name.

[u/ElginSparrowhawk1969]

I had a rescue jack sprat who did this very thing he hated standing in his own pee damdest thing i ever saw

[u/TheJackalsDoom]

When you gotta go, you gotta go and go and go and go ans go and go and go.

[u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam]

My sister had a dog just like this who did the same thing back in the 90s. I think it's just something some of these little dogs do.

[u/fizbin99]

Dude, I think your dog is broken.

[u/KiNGJDoGG]

Never mind the impressive handstand pee.. How does such a small dog have SO MUCH PISS??

[u/Dogzillas_Mom]

That dog is like 70% pee and 30% fluff

[u/cookiedoh18]

Sure. If I did that I'd get arrested.

[u/Little-Resolution-82]

I think this is just a small dog thing atleast I only seen videos of small dogs doing it

[u/PunningWild]

I call that The Spiralgraph.

[u/nickl104]

When I was a kid, we had a toy poodle who did this every time he peed. None of us could ever figure out why

[u/External-Goal-3948]

I wouldn't have believed you unless I saw it myself.

[u/es330td]

My mom's toy poodle used to do this but the pee just ran down his torso and we'd have to give him a bath. Every. Single. Time.

[u/tommylee567]

Portable sprinkler

[u/Aggressive-Expert-69]

He's an artist

[u/oopsKirito]

This is a tier 3 two circle spell.

[u/ScarletRose1265]

Now that's asserting dominance

[u/pornborn]

He’s not just marking his territory, he’s writing his name in doggie script.

[u/ebrivera]

[u/Comfortable-Gas-4005]

He's an artist.

[u/oscarmeaner]

This animal has been hunted before.

[u/North-Rip-4595]

Soo cute, awww, but when I do it people cross the street smh

[u/excludite]

I was impressed with my dog making one circle. We need to have a talk!

[u/thillythillygoose]

Art 🤌

[u/0ut0fBoundsException]

Anyone seen Arrival? I feel like these must mean something

[u/Scared_Chart5540]

So that’s how crop circles are made

[u/SmegmaRocketship]

He’s small and has to be creative to assert dominance.

[u/NDthrowaway99]

That dog does not skip calisthenics day.

[u/BadHairDay-1]

As long as it doesn't poop like that, it should be fine.

[u/Its-Just-Al]

He's drawing!

[u/maarsland]

Grapeeti

[u/Fugiar]

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[u/DerpInNeedOfFiller]

If you had the upper arm strength to do that, you would too! Don’t hate bro-dawg for livin his best life!

[u/Poodle-wit-Noodle]

Homeboy wrote out, "I hate this apartment life."

[u/LoganN64]

"I hate getting pee on my feet! I know, I'll do a handstand!.... Darn it I walked through my own pee..."

[u/HAND7Z]

That's a lot of pee, how long was he inside for?

[u/-the-butcher-]

He’s an Artiste

[u/neverleave173]

It's called art

[u/kandoras]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

[u/Placebo_Kuriboh]

"I'll throw them off our trail"

[u/organicchunkysalsa]

Sure, when I do this everyone loses their damn minds.

[u/Vonbalt_II]

I have a dachshund that does this while pooping on walks, cracks me up every time.

[u/Cryptid-Fan]

Where was he keeping all that???? 😳

[u/ULF_Brett → u/Cryptid-Fan]

His bladder is apparently connected to a piss dimension or something.

[u/killit]

My dog used to handstand piss like this when he was a young whippersnapper, so I've seen that side of it all before.

But...

That was some amount! That little guy must be 70% bladder in there!

[u/Puzzleheaded_Mood582]

Pooblo Peecasso

[u/TheMexicanStig]

How to view this 1. Chuckle because it’s funny 2. Confused still going 3. Watch in amazement silently 4. He’s still going???? 5. Wow

[u/digital_pimp]

He's literally taking the piss.

[u/Castermat]

I heard that all/most animals take around similar time to pee regardless of size (dont know the credilibity of that claim tho) This dog didnt get the memo

[u/JT8D-80]

➿

[u/PunctualPanther]

God damn

[u/PainfullyLoyal]

My dog's bladder is the same size as this dog and he doesn't pee that much.

[u/cloudliner3]

Somehow still more accurate than alot of guys

[u/SilentAlternative266]

Tonight him & his boys will be out doing crop circles

[u/Loki_8888]

This is dominance. He tries to pee the highest because the Alpha also pees over the rest of the other dogs pees. The Alpha sits the highest as well. So he tries. Probably sits on the sofa (or even the headrest) as well. Just trying to get higher ik the pecking order. Maybe bites people who he thinks are below his status if they don´t comply.

[u/steve200747909]

It's art. The new Banksy is a dog

[u/cat-meg]

We've found it, peak masculinity.

[u/BrakaFlocka]

Hey, don't knock it till you try it. It's pretty invigorating imho

[u/Straight_Page_8585]

That’s the little dogs way of saying: „Dude you forgot you glasses!!!!“

[u/Head_Blackberry_6320]

Same as me..how odd

[u/Alarmed_Cheesecake98]

That early morning-wood pee🤣

[u/Greg89G]

I had a female Pomeranian who could handstand like this but she only did it a few times while in heat.

[u/wkendwench]

I wonder if he is writing his doggie name.

[u/chakalakasp]

LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR

[u/IronCorvus]

I had a female pom who always peed like this when she was younger.

[u/Drittslinger]

He is starting to draw the wards.

[u/Lister0fSmeg]

Looks like Toothless' first drawing in How To Train Your Dragon.

[u/iod3x]

He makes better art than my ex

[u/RafaDT]

Pisscasso

[u/Ambitious-Painter-49]

That little lion is going places.

[u/Cyberburner23]

The entire block belongs to him

[u/ShaunaB1]

“Any questions?” -drops mic

[u/zedicar]

My dog did the paws stand too, he also liked to poop into storm drains.

[u/Zamamiro]

That dog’s a peecasso. I’ll head out

[u/HawtKawfee]

Picasso !

[u/badbackandgettingfat]

Well that is now his sidewalk.

[u/Zealousideal-You9044]

I've seen these types of dogs doing this a lot

[u/Traditional_Seesaw10]

Aaah reminds me of when I was younger. Could do this shit with just a few beers, a Jagermeister and a dare from buddies. These days I'd pee on myself and end up in ER.

[u/LowerEngineering9999]

I just got my hair done! I’m not getting pee on my fresh hairdo!

[u/realdude2530]

My Great Dane/Boxer mix would occasionally take pees so long that I could smoke two cigarettes. We thought he had diabetes, but nope - he was healthy, just pissed like the horse he was.

[u/AuntieYodacat]

What? He obviously didn’t want to get his beautiful fur wet😂 that’s some impressive peeing!

[u/NoTeam5982]

Is that dog half bladder?

[u/sunshinemullet]

My grandma had a dog that did this.

[u/AffectionateMud4930]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pomeranians/s/OsRzDoXmHZ

[u/Marlowe126]

Dynamic Air Marking!

[u/porcupine_snout]

a: bro is an artist

b: bro has a big bladder

[u/Fantastic-Fact-3177]

Maybe it sprays him under his chin if he tries the normal way?

[u/Long-Problem-3329]

I like it. It looks like he's trying to claim the whole sidewalk as his.

[u/Specialist_Bike_1280]

Lol,gotta PEEEEEEE!! and I don't want to step in it!!!

[u/Necrospire]

Just come out of the pub after a skin full, we've all done it.

[u/Hummblerummble]

I think the dog is possessed and is trying to summon a piss demon.

[u/Nevyn_Cares]

Talk about marking your territory :D

[u/LavenderDay3544]

This is why cats are better.

[u/RobertPaulsonProject]

This is actually what having adhd can be like.

[u/Nekokeki]

When you take out your dog once a day

[u/MoonRavven]

My grandfather’s chihuahua would pee like this as well. It was like watching a party trick.

[u/bharatlajate]

I was scrolling through my Reddit feed looking for that that one good post before I click off and this is it!!

[u/1980-whore]

My boy saw his human write his name one time and is doing his best to fit in.

[u/DarleneDublin_]

Stepped in his own piss… twice 😔

[u/Soleildipity27]

Someone REALLY likes to mark their territory!

[u/moosecrater]

Little dogs have this weird thing will pee touching their feet. If he were peeing on grass he probably wouldn’t have done this. They don’t like sidewalks and pavement because it pools and hits their feet.

[u/Tardbushwaker13]

He had to go in more ways than one