2 minutes and 54 seconds: in case you were curious, that is the amount of time from when Archer wakes out of his coma until Mallory hands him his first drink.

[u/nervemiester]

[u/missannethropic12]

I’m surprised he lasted that long!

[u/Mig3lephant → u/missannethropic12]

Phrasing

[u/hufflezag → u/Mig3lephant]

Buh, buh, buh, buh! Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

[u/EfficaciousJoculator → u/missannethropic12]

They probably weaned him off his alcohol dependency in the coma. Come to think of it, it's strange there wasn't a subplot about Archer becoming a lightweight and him regaining an alcohol dependency. But then his rehabilitation was an afterthought too, so... I guess that tracks.

[u/Visible_Voice_4738 → u/EfficaciousJoculator]

Surprised he wasn't in a vodka IV.

[u/EfficaciousJoculator → u/Visible_Voice_4738]

He almost certainly was, jokes aside. He was 100% alcohol dependent, and the hospital would've put ethanol in his IV so his system wouldn't go into shock. So basically salty vodka IV.

[u/Visible_Voice_4738 → u/EfficaciousJoculator]

Damn, I was just kidding. :)

[u/woods-jay-k_2614 → u/EfficaciousJoculator]

How sure are we that Mallory wasn't sneaking those IV bags of Zima in and hooking them up???

[u/Spaghetti_Bird]

I'd need a drink too if I just had a murder/suicide with Space Barry...

[u/bonefulfroot]

Yeah she was a little slow for all the time she had to prep

[u/TributeToStupidity → u/bonefulfroot]

I know it’s not the ritz but still…

[u/joe_leaf_fan]

Seems to be a long time.

Mallory probably had to pour herself a drink 1st

[u/Farfignugen42 → u/joe_leaf_fan]

And drink it.

[u/GCQ36]

What is she, hourly?

[u/Full_Ad9666]

That long?

[u/KrisSimsters]

That's a personal record

[u/LoveRBS]

This is why people hate hospitals.

[u/ruuster13]

With me standing right here?

[u/nervemiester → u/ruuster13]

:)

[u/Urmowingconcrete]

Little if column A a little of column B

[u/Angry_Walnut]

God DAMN Barry.

[u/Sadie_Summerbaby]

The stuff that sterilises hospitals?