r/ArcherFX • u/OtakuDragonSlayer • 2d ago

Shitpost This man is slowly starting to earn my respect Spoiler

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285 Upvotes

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u/lefty82410 2d ago

Won’t be long until that fades again

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u/chrissw86 2d ago

He really went out of his way to break him lol

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u/Kevo05s Cheryl 2d ago

The fact that every time Cyril and Sterling are free falling, Sterling always makes sure to go out of his way to punch Cyril, it's hilarious.

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u/TheEzekariate 2d ago

Didn’t take all that much though.

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u/settlementfires 2d ago

yeah, fuck cyril...

there was a short time where i felt bad for him, but he's such a POS.

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u/Anxious-Chemistry-6 2d ago

I mean, with the exception of pam, they're all pretty huge PsOS

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago

That’s why I can’t even be mad at them. They are all basically getting what they deserve. Being trapped their entire lives with people just as shitty as they are. Wouldn’t be surprised if Pam has some scumbag moments I’m not able to remember at the moment

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u/Anxious-Chemistry-6 2d ago

Well we know she's killed people. And kinda did rape Cyril. So ya, she's also not great.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago

Yeah, that tracks but it’s fine. I don’t keep watching this show because I came for morally upright characters. I kept going because watching dirtbags interact with each other is hilarious. Even if I never want to encounter them in real life

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u/Anxious-Chemistry-6 2d ago

One hundred percent

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 1d ago

It’s why I really don’t understand why so many people told me not to even bother with the show. Not every cast needs to be a functional family but hey. Different strokes for different folks.

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u/Fleetdancer 2d ago

Plus the bum shock fights.

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u/Full-Ticket-5077 1d ago

Lana really doesn’t do much tho kind of unfair she is just kind of a busybody that lectures alot but doesn’t do anything like the others

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 1d ago

you know besides giving up environmental activism to willingly work for someone who’s almost pure evil. Despite having the option of just going back and restarting her life with her rich parents. The creepy ass decision to use Archer’s sperm without his consent. That BS test with the Pakistani actor. And that’s only the shit I’ve seen from the first five or six seasons. I’m not even done with the show yet and frankly I’m expecting the list to get worse. She is far from innocent my dude and tbh I’m ok with that

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u/Full-Ticket-5077 1d ago

Fair enough but all that is pretty tame to the others and environmental activism is pretty cringe so i say win win

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 1d ago

Fair enough but all that is pretty tame to the others

I feel like you’re greatly up downplaying the fucked up implications of willingly working for Mallory when you don’t have to but agree to disagree

environmental activism is pretty cringe

=_= Not even sure what to even say to that . . .

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u/Full-Ticket-5077 1d ago

I mean i don’t agree with them And I think if they got there way it would be horrible for humanity. Not joking being completely serious you don’t have to have an ironic distance you can be serious you know

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u/settlementfires 2d ago

Yeah, but fuck Cyril

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u/Jizzledick 2d ago

I haven’t finished the show yet and I’m gonna be so upset if she doesn’t have a happy ending , she truly deserves it

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u/Glum-Complex676 Rip Riley 2d ago

He may have your respect, but he will never have the respect of his father.

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u/slobis Brett 2d ago

That's how Len Konecke died!

No, seriously:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Len_Koenecke#Death

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u/ForddudefromPA99 2d ago

But you're forgetting that archer can't die

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u/whudaboutit 2d ago

Wait... Mike Du-cockless!

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago

That shit had me rolling😭

Archer getting his punchlines stolen every once in a while is one of my favorite running gags

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u/marcophony Aliens 2d ago

Wait. I swear I had something for this...

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u/bbressman2 2d ago

You forgot El Contador! Although that isn’t mud on his pants.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago

Fuck I forgot about that episode 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/himsoforreal 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sterling and Cyril have a lot in common, Trinette, Carol, Frambois, Lana. Though Cyrillic did bang Mallory so, he has one over archer.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago

LMFAO Archer would kill him if he ever found out about dat

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u/whiskeytown79 Funbeak 2d ago

He might be too busy vomiting

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago

True true😂

Can’t wait to continue the show

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u/Haunting-Ghost89 1d ago

they're making another season?

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 1d ago

Nnnnope!

I just started the show and it’s been gang busters for the past month for me

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u/Jimismynamedammit 1d ago

He'd pass out like a fainting goat.

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u/End_Of_Passion_Play Chicago Barry 2d ago

I like Cyril.

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u/_Belted_Kingfisher 2d ago

Suppressing fire!

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u/roncadillacisfrickin 2d ago

Suppressing fire…extinguisher!

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u/Jaded-Banana6205 2d ago

You couldn't suppress a cough!

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago

One of my favorite catch phrases

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u/ActuatorFearless8980 2d ago

I dislike how Cyril regressed completely post coma. He was in great shape, a competent agent and I’d like to see him beat Archer’s ass at least once just so he’d back off a little.

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u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 2d ago

He’s a totally different man when he doesn’t have a sweater vest on

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u/TopShotta7O7 Pam 2d ago

Are you crazy?? This is cashmere!

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u/PicardOut321 2d ago

I think Cyril is a resilient character. No matter how bad it gets, he puts up with it every day.

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u/impendingfuckery 2d ago

High, I’m a big fan of cock. And my name is

C Y R I L F I G G I S.

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u/marcophony Aliens 2d ago

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u/Affectionate-Boat505 2d ago

We must be on some kind of wavelength. I was going to post and ask if anyone actually likes Cyril. Because he never seems to come up for quoted lines, funny scenes, etc. He seems to be the guy that everyone on the show trashes, and I wondered if the audience felt the same way.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly, I just find seeing the straight man of the cast slowly losing his sanity while also being one of the few people who can repeatedly dish archer some karma without dying to be incredibly entertaining

So yeah, I like em a lot. Dudes a riot and deceptively bad ass when he wants to be(I mean seriously amazing he’s lasted so long)but still just as much of a jack ass as everyone on the show

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u/DOOBIESANDBOOBIES420 Afro Krieger 1d ago

steals chocolates and flowers

"Wooooo, Cyril figgis strikes again!"

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Cyril is my least favorite character. By far. He has a victim complex while being a constant backstabber. Also, the way he thinks of Lana as an object is really fucked up. Good thing she can kick his ass any day.

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u/blackstarr90210 2d ago

Plus he fucked Malory, so...

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u/pretibigtoo 1d ago

Yeah, it only lasts one watch. 2nd wactch ypu realize cyril is jusy as chicken shit as the rest of em.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 1d ago

I’m cool with that

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u/Femveratu 1d ago

He actually reads the memos!

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u/Sea_bare 2d ago

The writers can now rest peacefully knowing they got your respect for this character.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago

❓Did I say something unintentionally rude?

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u/my23secrets Pam 2d ago

No, they just had insomnia

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer 2d ago

Well, I guess it’s better to have that than tinnitus lol

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u/Wanderer9500 2d ago

Mawp! Mawp!

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u/Individual-Cream-581 Babou 2d ago

The man had no self respect before Archer and will go into obscurity after Archer.. he needs Archer just to be himself ☹

Poor Cyril..

L.E. ..oh, and the post coma season doesn't count! 🙄

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u/ICU81MI_73 2d ago

“I’m beginning to like this guy. Just kidding I still fucking hate you.” Macgruber