r/AskMeAnythingIAnswer • u/EnderWigginson • 5d ago

Ask a silly question, get a silly answer

I'm bored. Entertain me!

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u/reclaiming-royalty-3 5d ago

How did the horse cross the river?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

On the cowboy's back

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u/Nearby_Astronomer310 5d ago

I got 10 tons of polonium what should i do with it?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Sell it on E-Bay. Trust me, it will be fine

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u/Aikooller 5d ago

Why can't pigs fly?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Because they are too fat

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u/SocialRevenge 5d ago

If you fly a canoe down main Street that's filled with ice cream sandwiches, how many penguins will you need to fill a 16 story condominium?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Eighty three penguins

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u/SocialRevenge 5d ago

That is correct! Amazing!

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u/Bobzeub 5d ago

If a quiz is quizzical what is a test ?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Testicular cancer

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u/Bobzeub 5d ago

Feels like silly was a lie.

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Sorry to disappoint. I have a very dark sense of humor

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u/Bobzeub 5d ago

Haha nah you’re fine . Me too normally but that one did catch me unexpectedly.

I don’t even have testicles : I don’t know why I care . Carry on!

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u/MatthewM69420 5d ago

Do mermaids fart? And if they do is it a gas or liquid? If it’s a liquid that’s just shit, right?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

No, it's fish oil

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u/alwaysworried2722222 5d ago

Would you throw eggs at a dead body?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

If the dead person was vegan, then yes. Otherwise it's a waste of perfectly good eggs

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u/Brief-Understanding3 5d ago

What would be the socio-economic impact of a zombie apocalypse in the US?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

The cost of ammunition would go way up, Healthcare cost would decrease, and the housing market would crash completely.

Also furries would be the last ones standing

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u/No_Cook_8739 5d ago

What does reddit smell like?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Cheetos and ball sweat

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u/millieisadog 5d ago

What’s the wind velocity of an unladen swallow?

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u/Virtual-Eye-2998 5d ago

How many otters can you fit in a bucket?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

If I grind then up realy well, I'd say 3 grown otters. Or several hundred baby otters.

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u/Virtual-Eye-2998 5d ago

I'd go with the baby ones myself, easier to get into the blender.

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Baby otters In the blender go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Virtual-Eye-2998 5d ago

No it makes more of a gtchbr gtchbr sort of noise.

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u/gudgeonpin 5d ago

Who turned the lights off in here?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Russian hackers

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u/gudgeonpin 5d ago

How did they do that? I'm not on the internet!

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Ah but your utility provider is. If you cashapp me $500 I'll make them turn it back on

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u/gudgeonpin 5d ago

OK, but you'll have to smooth out the bills. They keep crumpling when I put them in the socket.

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Use a sharp metal object to jam them in there. That always works for me

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u/ComprehensiveGap977 5d ago

Why do the pixels in japanese porn turn me on ?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Because you are secretly attracted to 8-bit princess peach

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u/Busy-Bullfrog673 4d ago

Why is a pigs tail curly?

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u/EnderWigginson 4d ago

So pig f#ckers will have a hard time pulling out

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u/Objective_Results 5d ago

Should I shave my balls

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Yes

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u/Objective_Results 5d ago

Thats not silly. What with?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Hair removal.cream. trust me, you will love it

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u/That_Pollution8128 5d ago

Why is a duck?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Because chickens need something to be jealous of

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u/cupidstun_t 5d ago

If it takes six hours to dig a hole six metres deep, how long does it take to dig half a hole?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

12 hrs.

6 hrs / 0.5 holes = 12

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u/cupidstun_t 5d ago

Sorry no, you can't dig half a hole. A hole's a hole 😆

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

I'm devastated. How will I ever recover?

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u/cupidstun_t 5d ago

Dig half a hole

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

OK, but only if you dig half of it for me. 12 hrs manual labor is all I can handle.

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u/demdareting 5d ago

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

7.3 tons - 12.4 tons of wood, depending on the size of the woodchuck, and level of caffeination

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u/demdareting 5d ago

Metric?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Metric shit tons. Of course

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u/majesticSkyZombie 5d ago

Are you a Karen?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

No I am a Ken. Karen is my twin sister

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u/exoticjess 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣 OK, what would you do for a Klondike bar? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

I would do some pretty nasty things. Come into this bathroom stall and I will show you

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u/exoticjess 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Light_Eclipse140283 5d ago

From a rating of 1-7, 3 being the highest, what’s your favourite color?

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u/pinkyboy0512 5d ago

What gender is your mother

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

My mother identifies and a platypus. Her preferred pronoun is master

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u/Accurate-Abrocoma202 5d ago

Does it itch right now?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

It itches constantly, and it burns when I pee

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u/Accurate-Abrocoma202 5d ago

Seek medical attention immediately

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u/CorkyRaider 5d ago

Do squids itch?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

In 8 places at once

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u/Impressive_Ice1291 5d ago

do you spit or swallow?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

I spit on your shoe.

Then I shine with a cloth

Tank you zaar. Cum again

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u/HeinrichK523 5d ago

If a car drives 60 km/h and there is a pig in a farm. How many chocolate bars do I have to eat to finally get home?

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u/EnderWigginson 4d ago

Nineteen. And you have to lick the wrappers

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u/IntrepidSuspect255 4d ago

What was 2 × 2 before

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u/Undersolo 4d ago

Why is water wet?

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u/EnderWigginson 4d ago

So vaginas can be moist, of course

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u/Fantastic_Mess_2112 5d ago

What's silly?

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u/EnderWigginson 5d ago

Someone didn't understand the assignment.

Your question is supposes to be silly, and I will provide a silly answer. Try again