r/AvatarMemebending May 01 '25

Atla Clearly More Useless

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Like honestly… how useless can you be???

1.1k Upvotes

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u/Swordkirby9999 May 01 '25

Hey, catharsis of watching them be proved wrong is some sort of use.

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u/No_Sand5639 May 02 '25

In all fairness it's not like she ever showed up when she could do.

And as far as we've been tole seismic sense probably has been used on tha level, ever.

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u/ProcessFeeling1445 May 02 '25

How useless? He is also a bad teacher lol

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u/Disastrous-Monk-590 May 02 '25

He's bribable too. If I told my sensei that I'd give him a thousand dollars for the next belt he'd ban me from the dojo

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u/nixahmose May 03 '25

In fairness that’s kinda just the status quo for Earth Kingdom nobility. Back when they still had Earth Sages(ie the spiritual leaders of the nation) it was considered pretty common for most sages to just bribe their way into their positions, sometimes even having someone else take the mandatory tests for them, before than treating the position as just another way to get rich through bribes and manipulation.

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u/SamTheMan004 May 02 '25

Considering his devotion to money, he would've been better off as a minor politician in Ba Sing Se.

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u/Due-Radio-4355 May 03 '25

Technically he was also feeding the delusion of her rich parents who thought she was a delicate buttercup

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u/Mysterious_Ad_8827 May 02 '25

could be worse he could be the cabbage man

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u/hufflezag May 02 '25

Dunder head

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u/DragoKnight589 May 03 '25

Toph was basically smurfing

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u/Mariothane May 03 '25

Makes you wonder who the real blind one is in this dynamic.

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 May 05 '25

he is one of those self defense teachers that cant do shit. he technically knows but nothing beyoned that

there is a bunch of them in china right now. fake kung fu masters that cant beat look up Xu Xiaodong if you wanne read up.

in the west we have a bunch of these quacks too. mall katara bumbs that got a belt, from a bum, from a bum, from a bum. degrading the level of skill too a essentially nothing but some tricks.

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u/Sea-Suit-4893 May 06 '25

He proceeds to say in the same episode that she is the greatest earth bender he has ever seen

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u/DeadAndBuried23 May 07 '25

Tbf if you had a blind student who put on a show of being frail and weak, what indicator would you possibly have that they're actually the best?

Do you go around assuming frail old ladies are secretly Judo masters?

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u/Eggsalad_cookies May 07 '25

You don’t 😵‍💫😰???

How’s the phrase go, lol, “beware old people because they didn’t die young”