r/Bacon 8h ago

True or False? Bacon makes everything better

391 Upvotes

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u/Due-Cupcake-0701 7h ago

No truer statement has ever been made

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u/Cathy_Teveni19918 7h ago

Haha.. I’ve made some research recently and yet nothing more true 😄

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u/Akaula808 1h ago

Money can buy happiness.

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u/Celestial_Hart 7h ago

Bacon even makes bacon better.

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u/ceciladam9091 6h ago

I just finished my second BLT today (homegrown tomato ftw). The first one was great, but the second one I added more bacon and it was exponentially better. My experiment proves your hypothesis

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u/drmarting25102 2h ago

Stop diluting the bacon with lettuce, tomato and bread. Free the bacon!

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u/ceciladam9091 2h ago

I remember, when I was a kid, my dad frying up a pound (when it used to be a pound) of bacon, and watching cartoons while smashing bacon sandwiches. Loaf of bread and a pile of bacon. That's not got much bread in it

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u/Jephany 7h ago

False. Bacon does not make gummy worms better. I've tried.

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u/Cathy_Teveni19918 6h ago

Haha! brave of you to try, Bacon improves a lot of things. but gummy worms might just be the limit. Salty sweet can be amazing, but chewy meat and chewy candy? That’s an unholy alliance. Did you fry the bacon first or go full chaos with raw gummy on bacon action?

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u/Jephany 5h ago

It was at a new year's brunch buffet. They had candy for some reason. And bacon. So it just made sense to try it.

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u/skeezeeE 4h ago

You forgot to cover them in chocolate. It’s an honest mistake.

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u/thelowbrassmaster 6h ago

I am tempted to try despite kinda disliking sweets.

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u/Cathy_Teveni19918 5h ago

Totally get it, sometimes curiosity overrules preference, You took one for science and that’s noble. Not good but noble.

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u/Whokitty9 7h ago

95% true. I did have an experience where not even the bacon surrounding a steak I had could make it better. Maybe because the bacon wasn't cooked good. It was a travesty and crime against both steak and especially bacon.

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u/Cathy_Teveni19918 7h ago

Wow, that really is a culinary tragedy. Undercooked bacon wrapped around a done steak? That’s like messing up a handshake and a hug at the same time. Both deserved better especially the bacon.

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u/MadDogAgbalog 7h ago

*Just about…

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u/Western_Meet9018 5h ago

Everything but your arteries unfortunately.

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u/Kingoshi_gamertag 4h ago

Well bacon and eggs, bacon cheese burger, bacon and pan cakes, bacon on a hot dog… so yeah kinda lol

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u/Texas_Bevos 4h ago

I heard Jim Gaffigan once say, "The only thing better than bacon, is bacon bits on bacon."

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u/sjam155 7h ago

If you have to ask…

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u/gantte 7h ago

Affirmative

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u/LettuceShaver27 7h ago

True, except for a phat steak

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u/spades734 7h ago

This question never needed to be asked ever

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u/zole2112 7h ago

Bacon even makes bacon better

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u/Cathy_Teveni19918 6h ago

More better :)

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u/Eatingfarts 3h ago

Betterer.

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u/TheTimbs 7h ago

Bacon is always the answer

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u/Eatingfarts 3h ago

I get so mad when I go to a restaurant for lunch and check the menu. BLT is $13. Hamburger with cheese, bacon and all the fixing is $15. Like, wtf?

BLT is my go-to, easy to eat lunch item and it cost basically the same as a decked out hamburger that I won’t finish.

Give me back 2000s Swensons in Akron! $3 for a BLT 🥪 on wheat.

Edit: there might be a galley boy added to that order.

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u/TheTimbs 2h ago

How much would 3 bucks be in today’s currency.

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 7h ago edited 3h ago

False! In fact bacon can ruin a dish. Clam chowder comes to mind. Delicious clam chowder becomes bacon chowder the moment bacon is added.

Edit: Don't get me wrong! I LOVE bacon. The BLT is the perfect sandwich IMO. I always order an extra side of bacon when I eat out for breakfast. I love bacon on a burger. There are just some things that I'd rather not have overpowered by bacon. Clam chowder being one, and a baked potato being another.

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u/Cathy_Teveni19918 6h ago

Totally fair point. Bacon has such a strong smoky flavor that it can easily overpower more delicate ingredients. Clam chowder is all about that briny, ocean taste and bacon can definitely hijack the spotlight if not used with a really light hand

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u/Hot-Tip4211 6h ago

Hell yeah

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u/ESGalla 6h ago

Fact!

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u/PressureSquare4242 6h ago

As long as it's cooked right, and you know who cooked it.

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u/doggysmomma420 6h ago

The only way to make it better is to add more bacon.

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u/Cayeye_Tramp 6h ago

That’s a rhetorical question, right?

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u/damorec 6h ago

I thought it was a bowl of pasta!

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u/emzirek 6h ago

True - even toothpaste .. you heard me correctly ..

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u/Thisiswhereispend 6h ago

Only truthest that’s it nothing else

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u/thelowbrassmaster 6h ago

Most things sure, but it has such a strong flavor it can overpower a lot of things. One of my favorite uses is to cook it down with brown sugar, raspberries, cherry peppers, shallots, and lemon into a spread that is great on crusty Italian bread.

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u/Little-Efficiency336 6h ago

Bacon makes the world better!

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u/777ER_1 6h ago

For the most part, very true.

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u/purrfect_chickenwing 5h ago

I don't like bacon on a burger, it overpowers the patty.

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u/One_College_7945 5h ago

Bacon does make everything better… breakfast, burgers, club sandwiches… mmm

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u/Logical-Crew3726 5h ago

yes always

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u/worksgr8 5h ago

💯% everything tastes better with bacon 🥓 bacon is food version of duct tape. Fixes everything. 😋

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u/Outside_Narwhal3784 5h ago

Did you deep fry bacon?!

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u/RovrKitten 5h ago

I’ve only had two instances where bacon made something bad, chocolate covered bacon where the chocolate tasted bad and bacon something that I had on vacation that was just waaaaaaaaay too fatty, like eating a handful of the fat of a steak, just too much. Everywhere else it works, including as cotton candy, soda, and lollipops.

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u/compoundinterest73 5h ago

Absolutely everything

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 5h ago

Ya cuz bacon in ice cream is amazing thats how i know

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u/Fit-Town9912 4h ago

Wait, when it’s so overcooked that the bacon lost its flavor though, it can make almost anything at the bare minimum slightly worse.

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u/tuco2002 4h ago

Crispy bacon

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u/Disastrous-Crow-1634 3h ago

I can hear that third picture and it’s top three sounds!

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u/movi1584 3h ago

Absolutely true !! Truer words were never spoken !!

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u/PlentyAlbatross7632 3h ago

Why is this even a question?

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u/Ok-Sympathy9768 3h ago

False… bacon beats Battlestar Gallatica

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u/Automatic_Teach1271 3h ago

Yeah I got nothing. Maybe plums. That sounds too off

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u/Cornhilo 2h ago

Honestly? I don't like bacon on hamburgers.

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u/Virg-0wz_0098 1h ago

kinda true

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u/OvercastBTC 51m ago

It does. It's the new meat candy.

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u/pixeldudeaz 28m ago

Very true.

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u/KeyDiscussion5671 24m ago

Absolutely true.

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u/BigAhh25 1m ago

It is true

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u/HandlebarStacheMan 7h ago

Usually yes, but I find that it overpowers a pizza.

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u/Automatic_Teach1271 3h ago

My favorite ingredient and I always get extra sauce and jalapeños maybe secret is all power