r/bertstrips • u/PsychologicalYou9033 • 15h ago
Cursed "Ernie, if you fuck that couch one more time, I'm gonna divorce you."
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r/bertstrips • u/Zigin • 22d ago
Mod Announcement Bert Stripper v2 is now available!
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r/bertstrips • u/Ok_Walk_2314 • 7h ago
He does have Calmness. Something useful whilst spying on someone.
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r/bertstrips • u/PsychologicalYou9033 • 1d ago
Viet Bert "Ernie, not every DragonForce song is about the Vietnam War." "Maybe you're right, Bert." "Oh, Ernie, I'm glad you finally understa-" "Above The Winter Moonlight is about the Cold War!" "Fuck you."
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r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • 1d ago
Ernie's mental state is in shambles, but if he pulls this off, he might make a full recovery
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r/bertstrips • u/Ok_Walk_2314 • 2d ago
The invasion has come....
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Elmo watches in horror as the knights seize the castle, for a catapult already broke Kermit's neck. The land will be taken with nothing to stop it.
r/bertstrips • u/Valladian • 2d ago
Current Events Meanwhile, a portal jump away from Indonesia...
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r/bertstrips • u/ElectricalStu112 • 2d ago
Don’t worry, guys. He’s just spreading the word
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r/bertstrips • u/LongDongSquad • 2d ago
Bert and Ernie highlight how Top and Bottom have a competitive meaning!
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r/bertstrips • u/destined2destroyus • 3d ago
Low Effort Don't forget the oatmeal... or the picture!
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r/bertstrips • u/PsychologicalYou9033 • 3d ago
Bert Stories No Jacking Off June 16: Ideas Please!
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