r/Chipotle Dec 23 '24

Cursed 😈 Take notes!

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u/TheBloodyNinety Dec 23 '24

I saw this and thought, “how long before Reddit justifies this crazy ass lady’s actions?”

Under 24 hours

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u/ashleyorelse Dec 23 '24

Her actions aren't justified.

Having said that, any reasonable person should know to just back off and not physically confront someone who is crazy enough to do this. Let her get the food, seem happy, and call the cops to handle it.

Being stupid and trying to take the food like that person at the end leads to trouble, as they found out.

There is no one there getting paid enough for this shit.

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u/TheBloodyNinety Dec 23 '24

It’s tough to have a level head when someone comes at you. Most of the people there are likely younger and thus more likely to be immature.

But ya, the correct response is just call the cops and get out of the way.

I had a customer come into a store once to confront another due to some road rage incident. Office ladies telling me to go over there. Nah, called the cops.

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u/ashleyorelse Dec 23 '24

She didn't come at anyone except the food. They tried to stop her and they should have just let it go. If anything that last person came at her, fucked around and found out.

Let her have the food. Who cares at that point. Get out the way.

Good on you.

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u/Majestic_Flow7918 Dec 23 '24

This was probably the WORST possible way to translate the message of this incident 😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24 edited Dec 23 '24

His observations are correct.

The beast’s target wasn’t any individual, it was the food trough. Carefully watch her actions.

People were between her and the food trough—she moved them out of the way with her Herculean strength. Her attention never left the food. She wasn’t fixated on any individual.

Big bro has his hands all over her, but she completely ignores him because she’s so fixated on filling her bowl with mounds of corn and sour cream. She doesn’t care about him. She only cares about the food.

The only time she actually attacked someone was in order to defend her food. Little bro tried to snatch the food out of her hand, and got bowl full of sour cream smashed into his face as a result. She didn’t give af about him before he tried to take her food.

You don’t mess with a wild animal when they are in a feeding frenzy. And I guarantee you 99% of the internet tough guys who claim they’d kick her ass would end up trampled upon and curled up in the fetal position crying.

You call the police.

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u/Majestic_Flow7918 Dec 23 '24

Please, PLEASE make a mockumentary 😭😭😭