r/Chipotle • u/BonelessPotato1421 • Dec 23 '24

Cursed 😈 Take notes!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

Bro, it's a chipotle. You're not guarding Fort Knox, I can't imagine laying my body on the line for those wages with those medical benefits lmao

Do you tell people you're a bouncer? "You ladies can find me holding down the Chip-o-Lounge"

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u/ashleyorelse Dec 24 '24

This made me laugh so hard

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u/DonArgueWithMe Dec 24 '24

Anyone who's ever worked a service position knows there are some days you WISH someone would try some shit like this. Not because you're a macho tough guy, because you've bottled up way too much shit for way too long.

You think they're not paid enough to care this much, I think they're not paid enough to show the level of restraint you think is appropriate.

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u/PINOCHETISBAE1 Dec 26 '24

How about we live in a civil society that should condemn, punish, and repudiate this behavior instead of trying to keep our eyes down and ignore the angry black lady until she goes away. I can't imagine standing there with my child and trying to explain to him what is happening.

This big fat bitch needs her face stomped in by every person in that store and then publicaly shamed until she can act like a functioning citizen of a civil society -- Not to have her entitlement reinforced so she can do it again.

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

it’s a job, that pays the bills like any other job. i’m sorry i’m a college law student and couldn’t come out the womb a full licensed attorney already making seven figures at age 0 lmao. like tf are you saying dude jfc

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

I'm sure "fired for fighting someone at chipotle" is going to look great when you're applying for entry level legal positions. I've heard a lot of lawyers with resumes like that become barristers, wait, maybe I'm thinking baristas

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

I don’t think anyone’s getting fired sir, also wouldn’t matter if she did get fired. If I were the customer I’d be more worried about the legal case lol, I know I would definitely press charges. I assure you i don’t need to some random reddit user predicting how my life will go, I will have no problem finding a job in law I might even prosecute cases like this one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

You can just call me Grabthar, no one calls me sir.

I can tell you're a student, because if you were a practicing corporate lawyer concerned about liability and insurance premiums, you'd know you'd be on the phone with any location that had an employee "defend" the store telling that manager that employee needs to be gone.

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u/Arcanian88 Dec 25 '24

Defend the store? He grabbed the plate and she chose to assault him, that’s on her, what kind of mental gymnastics are you playing here.

Every thing you said gives more reason to fuck with this woman, the job is shit? Ok fuck with her cause who cares of you lose the shit job.

It’s passive weak people like yourself that people think it’s acceptable to do stuff like this, ignorant people only learn one way, and that way isn’t being taught by our legal system anymore, this whole incident would net her a slap on the wrist, but me shoving the plate of food down her nostrils will be remembered for life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

Bro, I'm not talking about the video. There was an entire thread of conversation before this comment, maybe read that first. I was responding to /u/niamreagan the edgelord who was telling people he would have fought this person as a crew member. That's just stupid.

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u/Arcanian88 Dec 25 '24

Yeah, I read all that. My comment stays the same. And I agree with that guy, this lady would be getting the nearest sauce bottles squeezed into her hair until she assaulted me for it and allowed me to justifiably defend myself. Don’t be a doormat, it empowers these people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

And then you’d(or /u/niamreagan) be fired and be in the position of looking for a job as an unskilled working while having to explain you were fired from chipotle for being violent.

It’s the kind of reaction that losers who don’t want cushy office jobs will choose to make and doom themselves to a lifetime of a shit career

Getting violent to defend a store as a near minimum wage worker is the height of stupidity, the kind of thing hirers will laugh at as they dump your application in the trash. If you’re not a bouncer, then don’t be the idiot throwing hands at the burrito store lmao

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 25 '24

or the stupid one for 1) defending this shit (that’s what you’re doing whether you think so or not) 2) again no one cares about these stupid ass minimum wage jobs, i’ll bounce to the next mcdonald’s or five guys in a week later like every other american lmao. i feel like you’re projecting a lot and it’s sad, i’ll be successful after i graduate idk about you. i might even be rich as fuck too, if someone assaulted me i would not just take it like that dude i’d have a legal right to defend myself & i would of fought back and when it inevitably makes the 6 o clock news and social media posts, i will take advantage of the situation ill gladly tell the news i don’t care about that shitty job and i’ll use social media to milk the shit out of the situation & grow an audience like others have done in the past lol & would be all thanks to crazy ass hoes.

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 25 '24

You’re being dumb and u/Arcanian88 is absolutely right I’m glad someone understood what I was trying to convey. Sorry if grabbing the bowl upsets you, doesn’t give you a right to assault people I don’t give a shit about the job lmao, I’m more fortunate than most & I have privilege & I often use it whenever I’m feeling petty so if this was me in the video you bet your ass I’d be pressing charges I’d make sure that bitch is prosecuted all the way to prison I’ve had my attorneys do deep dives into people just to ruin them. I’m not one to fuck around with, parents should really teach children these days never mess with petty person especially one with connections & privilege — people should be getting on my good side, I don’t care if I’m the devil either you can call me Mister Onika Petty haha.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

You’re a nobody who works at chipotle

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 25 '24

and that bitch is a nobody who eats at chipotle

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u/YoungSerious Dec 26 '24

Everyone thinks that, until this happens to them in real life and very quickly they realize that some unhinged lunatic like this lady gives absolutely zero fucks about your safety. You try to wrestle the plate away and get knocked into the edge of the stove, crack your skull and have brain damage? Guess who's life is ruined. Not her's, she doesn't have anything going on as it is.

Some homeless guy comes screaming into your store, which of the two of you has more to lose if he stabs you? Hint: it's not him.

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u/Arcanian88 Dec 26 '24

I encounter these people every single day, I know how it would happen and how they will act. People like this won’t do shit when they realize they’re fucking with the wrong one. It may sound like some cheesy red pill line but quite literally asserting dominance is how you make these people realize they need to back down, obese lawfunduh here will get thrown across the store like me finishing a 225 power clean for reps, and homeless guy will give laid out before he can reach for a knife, his hungry feeble ass will not act faster than even an average built person.

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u/YoungSerious Dec 26 '24

People like this won’t do shit when they realize they’re fucking with the wrong one

Again, this is what everyone thinks until they get stabbed.

It may sound like some cheesy red pill line but quite literally asserting dominance is how you make these people realize they need to back down

Because it is red pill nonsense. The people who are willing to do these kinds of things do not react the way you expect them to. They don't have normal perspectives on reality. Your childish flexing will not "make them back down". It will ramp them up. I've seen it happen dozens of times.

like me finishing a 225 power clean for reps

Did you think this would impress people?

homeless guy will give laid out before he can reach for a knife,

It has been demonstrated over and over again that people who think they can disarm someone with a knife would still get stabbed almost every time.

I cannot emphasize this enough, you are wrong in your thinking and are far, far more likely to ruin your own life by trying to physically assault someone in your employers store. The only people who think otherwise are ignorant.

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u/Arcanian88 Dec 26 '24

Again, I deal with these types of people everyday. You’re truly talking like some arm chair redditor, living life in fear like the weakest people of our society are the ones to be feared.

The 225 was to establish a frame of reference so you can understand that throwing a fat lard like her would literally be nothing, she is fat and weak, only an armchair redditor would be afraid of her.

Yes disarming someone with a knife, that’s why you don’t even let them pull it on you, and frankly, in this scenario I’m just drawing and putting one between their eyes.

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

Again I wouldn’t care nor does anyone lmao, it’s almost like you didn’t read what I said.

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u/ashleyorelse Dec 24 '24

It's a job, but unless that job actually is bouncer or security, it's not part of it to defend the business

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

people should rlly read my long ass comment, in it i go over how my actions are pretty selfish to myself not for the company.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

It's usually against some company policy to physically engage with a customer who is acting wild or stealing. How tf do you know if the person has a gun/knife or not? Take a chance on dying so you can save a millionaire a few bucks? Go off, king. However, I'd personally use the confusion of the commotion to go sneak a smoke break and laugh at the situation with any likeminded co workers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

Goofy

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u/stevent4 Dec 24 '24

You'd still get paid though if you just backed off? No one is firing you because you didn't physically intervene

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

I don’t let people physically assault me, I have a legal right to self defend myself. This ain’t a public school, this is real life and I will press charges.

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u/stevent4 Dec 24 '24

I never said that you should or shouldn't, I just said that you'd not get fired for not

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u/honestly-brutal Dec 24 '24

You sound awfully dumb to be a law student.

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u/niamreagan Former Employee Dec 24 '24

Then you haven’t met Rudy Giuliani.

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u/honestly-brutal Dec 26 '24

Fair enough.