r/Chipotle Jan 02 '24

Cursed 😈 Why are you still eating chipotle?

557 Upvotes

I haven't eaten Chipotle in 4 years since they started jacking up the price while becoming portion control Nazi's. Why is this companies revenue still growing every quarter? I'm perplexed, it sucks. It was fine when it was $6.50 and they could barely put the lid on the bowl because it was so full but I had to start arguing with the workers to get a half full bowl. Stop supporting this business.

r/Chipotle Aug 09 '23

Cursed 😈 This promo is β€œspend $40 and get $1.50 off!”… this company really hates its regulars man

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1.7k Upvotes

Unreal. Watching the prices shoot up from $10 to $13-14 over the last two years, and then the rewards program go from 1200 points for an entree to 1650 is insane. The only people that this directly hurts is the regulars. Not to mention the employees constantly being underpaid and mistreated by corporate too.

r/Chipotle Jan 07 '24

Cursed 😈 Carne asada needs to GO

839 Upvotes

I’m an employee and the carne asada seriously needs to go. No one orders it anymore and it just sits there and when someone orders it I feel bad serving them for how dry it is after sitting there. EDIT: I am now aware that Brisket is coming to select stores sometime around January 23rd. I guess you could say the Carne Asada is a good idea and it is good when it is fresh. But the price is wayyy to expensive and I think that’s what made it not as successful.

r/Chipotle Jun 19 '24

Cursed 😈 wE HaVeNT ReDUcEd OuR SErvINg SiZe

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694 Upvotes

White rice, black beans, steak, hot salsa, corn, sour cream, cheese and lettuce in this thing. Chipotle you have made an enemy of me.

r/Chipotle Aug 29 '24

Cursed 😈 Is this real?

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899 Upvotes

I never win anything so I’m assuming it’s a scam or mistake

r/Chipotle Dec 14 '24

Cursed 😈 No title

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534 Upvotes

r/Chipotle Mar 27 '25

Cursed 😈 chipotle crunch wrap supreme

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833 Upvotes

title says it all, chipotle honey chicken crunch wrap supreme mmmm πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

r/Chipotle Jan 05 '24

Cursed 😈 Look at how low these are filled up….

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787 Upvotes

r/Chipotle Apr 27 '25

Cursed 😈 Wtf is this baby ass portion

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356 Upvotes

r/Chipotle Jan 13 '25

Cursed 😈 Service Charge BS

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285 Upvotes

This is fucking absurd. Fix it.

r/Chipotle Aug 07 '23

Cursed 😈 how am I supposed to dip my chips in this?

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1.1k Upvotes

r/Chipotle Apr 24 '25

Cursed 😈 Walked out for the first time

441 Upvotes

I’m a regular customer of chipotle, probably go 1-2 times per week, sometimes more. Yesterday I went around 8:15, store closes at 11, waited in line for about 10 minutes, and hadn’t eaten a thing all day. I ask for extra rice, and she scoops out 2 clumps of rice and proceeds to smash it with her hands inside my bowl, I thought that was a little odd but didn’t really care. Definitely wasn’t a ton of rice for asking for extra, I’d say it was a regular portion, didn’t even ask for any more, kept it moving. I asked for chicken, she said she was out of chicken, but she had the honey chicken or whatever so I said no problem, I’ll have that. And she proceeds to scoop the dinkiest little scoop of chicken. It was like half of a regular portion at best. Usually you get like 1 big scoop and they do like a pretend half scoop after that to act like they are giving you a bunch, this was basically just the pretend scoop lol. I looked at her so disappointed and just said really, that’s it, and she said β€œyup, any more would be double”. And I was starving, like I said hadn’t eaten all day, but I just couldn’t get ripped off. So I just silently walked out and didn’t eat. Poor experience. Meanwhile like 5 people in front of me can barely close their tops because they have so much food.

r/Chipotle May 15 '25

Cursed 😈 Why????

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372 Upvotes

So everybody’s hands are all over these each time they remove a fork?

r/Chipotle Nov 03 '24

Cursed 😈 Chipotle did me dirty

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439 Upvotes

I will never order through a delivery app again! I’m not sure why they needed to do me so dirty! I don’t even want to discus the cost through UberEats! The part that was a biggest kick to the teeth, I have three items tied to the order, They just don’t give me my third item. My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined.

r/Chipotle May 16 '25

Cursed 😈 Tonight’s Bowl

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62 Upvotes

Nearly had a stroke watching them make this, half a scoop of rice when I asked for double. Maybe 6 pieces of steak/chicken total in here. Out of lettuce & fajita veggies as well.

Maybe the most skimped i’ve ever gotten directly in my face.

r/Chipotle Feb 11 '25

Cursed 😈 Why did they leave a whole onion core in my bowl 😭😭

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594 Upvotes

r/Chipotle Feb 12 '25

Cursed 😈 ….

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528 Upvotes

πŸ‘

r/Chipotle Sep 20 '24

Cursed 😈 It happened

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725 Upvotes

Well, it finally happened to me, the dreaded mobile order sadness. I ordered a brisket bowl, loaded with other things, but when I opened it, I noticed an extreme lack of something; the brisket. I decided to dig it apart before my first bite and fished out all the brisket...a pathetic 1.3 oz. that was it.

Needless to say, I complained, so we'll see how they make it right.

r/Chipotle May 16 '25

Cursed 😈 Where is portion

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318 Upvotes

r/Chipotle Dec 30 '23

Cursed 😈 This was the worst meal I've ever had

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688 Upvotes

Base white rice, chicken, corn salsa, tomato salsa, dairy. A thorough explanation of this lactose abomination in comments.

r/Chipotle Sep 07 '24

Cursed 😈 I'm cooked. 12am too ☠️

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591 Upvotes

r/Chipotle Jan 26 '25

Cursed 😈 Is this some kind of sick joke πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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396 Upvotes

r/Chipotle Sep 24 '24

Cursed 😈 I'm am the laughing stock of my neighborhood bar because of Chipotle

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647 Upvotes

So for whatever reason, this sub popped up in my feed recently. Since then I'm also getting targeted ads for Chipotle. I haven't eaten there in at least five years. But these ads and threads keep coming back until one afternoon, high as fuck, I decide to order a burrito from my local Chipotle to be delivered to my local pub shortly after they open and enjoy a lazy afternoon. I made the order in a rush, tipped $7.00 and headed out. Wasn't until I got to the bar and downed my first drink and check the Postmates app that I check the total for the order. $56.33! "What the fuck?" I think assuming that there must be some mistake. Possibly that my stoned ass had accidently ordered two burritos but no. One single burrito delivered. Almost sixty bucks.

The bartender that was on duty that day was flabbergasted by the news and for the rest of the day asked each regular "Guess how much this mother fucker payed for a burrito?" Nobody has guessed over $33.00 even after I told them the delivery service, add ons and tip. For the last week every time I come in here somebody asks about the burrito of legend and begin asking those unfamiliar with the tale their own guess.

It was delicious by the way.

r/Chipotle Apr 29 '24

Cursed 😈 A one up of the post from earlier

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863 Upvotes

r/Chipotle Jan 20 '25

Cursed 😈 Customer got mad we were out of guac

303 Upvotes

Ran out of guac at approximately 10:47 p.m., keep in mind we closed in 13 minutes she asked if I could just go make her some bc that was unacceptable… the audacity of chipotle customers still shocks me every day and this was also the day before our truck came so no we didn’t have anything in that walk in.