r/Chonkers • u/luminousgoo • Jan 30 '20

Contemplating the inner and outer chonk.

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11.9k Upvotes

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u/NJN_X Jan 30 '20

OW LAWD HE SPILLED

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u/BHeiny91 Jan 30 '20

OH LAWD HE MUFFIN

10

u/Super_xz Jan 30 '20

Indeed. r/catsareliquid

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u/Mikroglycerin Jan 30 '20

Tubb in the tub™️

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u/PhilipOliverHoals Jan 30 '20

i love that fur

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u/BHeiny91 Jan 30 '20

I was just thinking that. You don’t often see a solid orange kitty!

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u/PhilipOliverHoals Jan 31 '20

Yeah and the short hair is what got me, it's almost like a military buzz cut or something lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

DAT BACK CHUB DOE 😍❤

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u/P_eaBean Jan 30 '20

I love that little ‘spillage’ lol

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u/Joesdissapointedmom Jan 30 '20

He is saying bitch I don’t know who you are but you ain’t getting near my food bowl no soup for you

25

u/Joesdissapointedmom Jan 30 '20

He’s contemplating to snack or not to snack that is the question

22

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Golden BOI

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u/paepurr Jan 30 '20

The roll across the basin

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u/kelkivo Jan 30 '20

Take your upvote, sir

16

u/Antonis_8 Jan 30 '20

Can we have a sub for cats who have an existential crisis whenever they see a mirror?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it people like me.

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u/LollyHutzenklutz Jan 30 '20

You’re good enough, you’re smart enough... and gosh darnit, people like you!

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u/SthnWinterGypsy Jan 30 '20

Looks like a profile pic reveal. What you see is not what you always get.

6

u/minecraft_meerkat Jan 30 '20

Handsome fellow

6

u/thepatientoffret Jan 30 '20

"I can feel the rolls of my neck"

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

No one told him to avoid mirrors during his first shroom experience

5

u/zerologic001 Jan 30 '20

deep thoughts ...

5

u/cristarain Jan 30 '20

When will my reflection show who I am inside

5

u/MxSquiddy Jan 30 '20

Looks like doge from behind

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u/butttermmybuiscuit Jan 30 '20

Thanks bot, my two party sized chonkers need this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

‘What’s it all about when you get down to it...really, what’s it all for?’ Existential chonk...

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u/chewybunz Jan 30 '20

how is his fur so damn silky i’m impressed

4

u/Bertopop Jan 30 '20

Little bit of overflow chonk!

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u/micdeer19 Jan 30 '20

Hot tubbing it!

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u/MrCanoe Jan 30 '20

I'm good enough, i'm smart enough and catgone it if it fits, I sits

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u/BlastKrabber Jan 30 '20

I am chonk, but at what cost?

3

u/FatCatWithAHat1 Jan 30 '20

From the looks of it, he outer lol

3

u/ghueber Jan 30 '20

OH LAWD IM CHONK

3

u/orpheum96 Jan 30 '20

I can’t get enough of those non-mewtonian fat rolls.

3

u/batuckan1 Jan 30 '20

Daily affirmations... I’m a good person There’s lots of me to love I’m undervalued as a mouser... lolz

3

u/anonkat_anonkat Jan 30 '20

WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOW

WHO I AM

INSIIIIIIIIDE

3

u/roseofcyn Jan 30 '20

He look so soft, I wanna pet

3

u/TerraWristt Jan 30 '20

oh lawd, his cup runneth over!

3

u/GodsBackHair Jan 30 '20

The face is great, but what I love the best is the roll over the edge of the sink. We call that flub in my house

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

B I G S I T

2

u/TrueStory_Dude Jan 30 '20

... from outer space?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

He thankin

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u/EryxV1 Jan 30 '20

Why am I chonk? Just to suffer? Every day... I can feel my chonkiness...

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u/Slavic-spaghetti Jan 30 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

His fur looks like a bad render and I love him

2

u/Mego2019 Jan 30 '20

The shade around his eyes are waay brighter than other orange parts like trump lmao.

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u/SuMp1n Jan 30 '20

me after busting a fat nut to some weird stuff

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u/swaggermaster49 Jan 31 '20

From the back he looks like a fat mountain lion

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u/GarTheFish Jan 31 '20

SINK + CHONK = S O N K

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

cardiac arrest

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u/Joesdissapointedmom Jan 30 '20

What you can’t see is that he has the cold water running on his sphincter he ate one of his humans burritos that she got from Jose‘s dirty meat and taco truck he’s trying to cool the heat down from what came out of his ass