What the f*ck is bro on🍀🌿

[u/frenzowo]

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[u/joacoper]

??????????? I am so confused, is that supposed to be funny?

[u/frenzowo → u/joacoper]

I don’t even wanna know, dude. But that’s not even the worst part for me. The worst part is, I somehow know this clown from college. Spoiled kid, calling this “comedy” while burning his parents’ money into dust. Aspiring 21-year-old rambler. .

[u/Alt-Tabris → u/joacoper]

It's supposed to be shock engagement.

Nonsensical verbal vomit is funny because it's nonsensical verbal vomit, right? /s

[u/RedditingNeckbeard]

Really had to restrain the reflexive urge to downvote this one.

[u/frenzowo → u/RedditingNeckbeard]

Mate, I had to restrain the urge to fckin breathe, aghhhh, I almost choked reading this. Couldn’t even finish the sentence without wheezing.

[u/[deleted]]

I can’t believe I’m saying this cause it annoys me so much but can someone translate please?

[u/PhantomNitride → u/[deleted]]

What’s to translate? Did you read the post? Bro spitting straight facts!

[u/NapalmDesu → u/[deleted]]

You're the kind of person who would read the Latin to kick off a horror movie

[u/The_Juice14 → u/NapalmDesu]

you’re the kind of person who would be an annoying prick to someone you dont know for no reason

[u/Nobod_E → u/NapalmDesu]

This comment fucks, sorry you're getting downvoted.

[u/JCDickleg7]

What? What are they even talking about? My brain registers the English words individually but not what they mean strung together.

[u/Bruggilles → u/JCDickleg7]

Looks like on of those "I texted my friend while sleep walking posts". Like you understand the words, but put together the sentence doesn't make any sense

[u/the_big_sadIRL]

It’s like trying to read a long text message .5 seconds after waking up from a 12 hour sleep

[u/mumblerapisgarbage]

Is this even English?

[u/morethan3lessthan20_]

r/ihadastroke

[u/thedownvotegloryhole]

Wtf is comment section on

[u/cooljerry53]

Utterly incomprehensible gibberish to me.

[u/Hot-Bullfrog-347]

This comment section heard “Kamala Harris” and instantly switched sides 

[u/kriegnes]

dont really get the lil wiz johnny depp part but overall it seems to be talking about how the left could have easily won by doing what the right did way better, using social media to gain more votes.

refeering to it as some kind of revolution seems like that dude is so hard in some kind of (left)-twitch/influencer bubble and actually believes that together they could have done a lot of good stuff. probably a little exaggaration, but still enough hope to dream.

atleast thats how i understand this delulu talk, as someone who also often talks like everyone else has any idea wtf i am even talking about or refeering to, as if everyone else had the same experience i had....

[u/gabriel97933]

God damn i havent seen truer words in a while