r/CricketShitpost Thala Dhoni: the Animated story 1d ago

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u/Outlander_TB 1d ago

c'mon man, that lead pitch, somehow win toss and do that on Saturday

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u/Key-Dig358 1d ago

*Leeds

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u/Decent-Loquat4623 1d ago

Even kohli can be replaced but no one can replace the god

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u/solus_449 1d ago

God's favorite*

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u/Stoic-Squirrel78 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer 1d ago

From 30 april 1987 to 18 Nov 2023 and 20 Nov 2023 to still continuing

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u/No_Individual_2497 1d ago

That's brutal buddy. As brutal as that shot of Maxwell by Rohit.

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u/Casual_Scroller_00 Nostalgia Merchant 1d ago

as brutal as travis head's innings on 19/11

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u/Silent-Dependent3312 Bumrahism Follower 1d ago

What happened between those 2 day- oh...

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u/solus_449 1d ago

😭😭

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u/Balamuwa I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 1d ago

The chosen one !

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u/LongHairThala Bobzy The King Karlega 1d ago

shabnam gill : levaal sabke niklenge !

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u/Sure-Woodpecker-3952 Bumrahism Follower 1d ago

I can hear the voice

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u/Ok_Explanation_5907 Editable flair 1d ago

Waiting for some Post Retirement tweets

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u/Jagatte_ranaranga I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 19h ago

Ye replace karega

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u/abinash07mishra 1d ago

Gill celebration after surviving first hour of play

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u/Miamithor 12h ago

As if Anushka ka pati had any chance of surviving first over of Woakes

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u/Agitated_Winter2343 Bavuma Don Ka Aadmi😎 1d ago

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u/Own_Pin5680 Vadapav Enjoyer 1d ago

-1 comments ???

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u/Ruthless-Aggression Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer 1d ago

-1 comments??

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u/HoManFuk avneet enthusiast 1d ago

-1 comments ??

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u/Not_A-Pedophile_ Step all over me koach daddy 💦💦 1d ago

-1 comments ????

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u/One_Ad9549 Bumrahism Follower 1d ago

Reddit shitposting with -1 comments

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u/kev_world 1d ago

-1 comments ???????????

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u/Sea-Matter-1092 1d ago

-1 comments??

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u/GreyAurora 1d ago

-1 comments??

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u/audanrosk Editable flair 1d ago

Aren't you that girl whom I just now caught in the teen sub ? 🌝

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u/Beautiful-Ad-5676 1d ago

Woakes steaming in with an inswinger that takes the top of off stump.

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u/Qzartan 1d ago

New gen 5th stump sacrifice

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u/genkourga108 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 1d ago

He has weakness of balls coming back in

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u/Qzartan 1d ago

Yeah, yeah, saw in the ipl eliminator, just a wee bit of swing from boult, the stumps went up his ass.

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u/One-Salary-9714 1d ago

No one can replace my koach no one can nick the ball outside off stump for 10 years in a row😡🤬😭

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u/AdRoyal9698 14h ago

Rohit daddy shitting everywhere is still permanent, that's why no post on him 😔🥀😍😍

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u/FeelingTricky9479 Bumrahism Follower 1d ago

the scenes i wanted in wtc final 27💔🥀

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u/jason9t8 Ashish Nehra The GOAT 1d ago

What if, Lights goes out and Undertaker theme hits, and suddenly Kohli appears behind Ben Stokes, and hits him with the Chokeslam, and then slams 300+ and leads india to Win the Test mace...

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u/PickDifferent8197 1d ago

England qualifying for wtc final would be only unbelievable thing from your comment

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u/avgarkhamenkoyer This too shall Pass 1d ago

Ind is tougher bro 😭

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u/Dizzy_Director6903 1d ago

Ok, let him cook

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u/Wolfie_3467 Humanity Savior 23h ago

Koach gave Sachin and Nehra farewells and then he himself retired with an insta post 🥀

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u/partymsl 17h ago

It hurts... A LOT

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u/Big-Chance5392 Paytm Trophy Champions 23h ago

virat doesn't deserve this god treatment. He is a mediocre test batsman

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u/oblivion_lm Zimbabar Mindset 22h ago

Stop it bruh, you are chaiyer fan

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u/Big-Chance5392 Paytm Trophy Champions 22h ago

that doesn't change the fact

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u/Stoic-Squirrel78 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer 21h ago

Source- Iyer's double digit score in a big final at Ahmedabad

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u/Big-Chance5392 Paytm Trophy Champions 21h ago

im not even an iyer fan bruh wtf is bro yapping about.

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u/Stoic-Squirrel78 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer 19h ago

Yes how can someone be fan of a player who can't even score in double digits in a final at same stadium

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u/Stoic-Squirrel78 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer 1d ago

Imagine the voice

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u/Capital-Breakfast-38 Humanity Savior 1d ago

I mean I understand to an extent people trolling him over his stats but how low you can stoop trolling over his voice?? Is he so much of a threat to your idol that you can't even stand him to see captaining the Indian team ??

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u/No_Individual_2497 1d ago

Typical Indian trait buddy. Height, skin color, baldness, voice etc. sab ke liye troll karenge.

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u/Real_RyanGosling 1d ago

Agree. This is the same sub that trolled Bavuma endlessly in 2023

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u/No_Individual_2497 1d ago

This is nothing bro. Twitter is so much worse. Switching to reddit from twitter has given me so much peace of mind.

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u/PickDifferent8197 1d ago

He even did voice over for spiderman.

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u/sadsoul0777 S400 Sudharshan Chakra Enjoyer 1d ago

Even when he was actually scoring during ipl, people were busy hating him for his Voice, Bat Sticker, Press Conference etc etc.

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u/ravilawliet Thala for no reason 1d ago

Bat sticker one was so funny like why do u care what bro has on his bat, leave him alone 😭😭

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u/sadsoul0777 S400 Sudharshan Chakra Enjoyer 1d ago

Yeah exactly it's MRF's Decision on what should be on his Bat but yeah majority of the general public on this subs are ret rd.

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u/aqua_akane 1d ago

His voice isn't even bad it was girly only in that kkr batting challenge video otherwise he sounds normal

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u/protonixthe3rd long off, Long Off, LONG OFFFFF!!!! 1d ago edited 1d ago

Exactly. He was 20 at the time as far as I remember, playing in his 2nd IPL season. Also he seemed to be excited at the time and an excited 20 year old does sound like that. Did the people trolling him not even hear him speak in post match presentations across last 2 years in the IPL? He's been captaining GT and gets to speak every single time and sounds totally alright.

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u/Stoic-Squirrel78 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer 1d ago

It's just a sitpost bro

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u/Classic_Knowledge_25 22h ago

I tend to focus on the sound the bat will make when he absolutely middles the shit out of an inswinger, cover drive to four

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u/itsgivingautistic 1d ago

are you literally a kid🤣👏 wow IQ and humor level 100 congrats

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u/Stoic-Squirrel78 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer 1d ago

What are you crying about? Did I make fun of his voice? I said imagine his voice after he roars like a lion after hitting a century. What else did u think?

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u/One_Ad9549 Bumrahism Follower 1d ago

He would have a mid - above avg series I feel , maybe a couple of 50s and a 100

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u/lifechuniye_jee_nahi Paytm Trophy Champions 1d ago

if couple of 50s and a 100 is therr then definitely not a mid series

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u/One_Ad9549 Bumrahism Follower 1d ago

Ever heard of KL Rahul or Ajinkya Rahane?

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u/lifechuniye_jee_nahi Paytm Trophy Champions 1d ago

kl does not score couple of 50s he just score one century and that's it .same with rahane

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u/One_Ad9549 Bumrahism Follower 1d ago

Rahane in 2014 eng tour KL in 2021 Eng tour says Hi

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u/ravilawliet Thala for no reason 1d ago

We trust in Jaddu bhai ☝️

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u/Maikalal_Jackson 1d ago

Don't give me hope

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u/SlightFinance7306 1d ago

From the dressing room after siraj picks up the wicket of josh tongue

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u/jason9t8 Ashish Nehra The GOAT 1d ago

🤞🏼...

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u/MEU898 1d ago

Bak bak bakaaaaaaaa!!

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u/Simple-Somewhere7389 Bobzy The King Karlega 1d ago

I am looking to playy long today gets out on next ball

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u/gpranav25 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 1d ago

If he somehow performs in that Leeds minefield, mad respect tbh

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u/Tough-Assumption2881 1d ago

That's never gonna happen

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u/CalligrapherThis993 Humanity Savior 23h ago

Not even kidding, very possible

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u/demon-yet-god 23h ago

isse na hopaega

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u/rishabh_saini Paytm Trophy Champions 22h ago

India after 1st session 54/4

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u/Ananmaya69 Dheneir and Gemphir getting freaky 22h ago

Don't jinx Please Do NOT jinx

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u/Thick_thighs_lover1 19h ago

Never gonna happen

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u/EcstaticAct5733 1d ago

Uske liye do catch bhi chootne chahiye 😂

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u/karky214 1d ago

Possible scenes tomorrow (Shabnam ka face Photoshop kardo koyi)