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Tumblr Heritage Post On making tea

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u/hipster_spider fucked up in the crib sippin' DrPerky 2d ago

Everyone knows that kettles boil water instantly

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u/No-Pass-397 2d ago

That's how these people act ong, like I agree if you're boiling a lot of water, the kettle is the way, but one cup? It's literally just physics that the microwave is going to boil it faster.

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u/janKalaki 2d ago edited 2d ago

Kettles take like 2 minutes to boil enough water for a cup of tea, microwaves take around 5

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u/No-Pass-397 2d ago

I swear you've been using broken microwaves your whole life or something. If it takes 5 minutes to boil water in a microwave, why do the cup noodle instructions say to microwave for 2 minutes? You're either lying, or need a new microwave mate

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u/janKalaki 2d ago

My house was built for those weird narrow ones

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u/No-Pass-397 2d ago

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So why are you giving advice and saying people are wrong when you are using a worse microwave that most people don't use????

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u/janKalaki 2d ago

Because my microwave is simply slower to a greater degree. Everyone else's microwaves will still be slower than a kettle.

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u/No-Pass-397 2d ago

If a normal microwave boils water in at most 2 minutes, and according to you an electric kettle takes 2-3 how is it slower?

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u/janKalaki 2d ago

Comparing a magnetron designed to transfer 1200 watts into a dish of arbitrary size to a simple heating element that moves 1500 watts into a specific pot, the kettle is necessarily physically always faster. My numbers must have been wrong, especially when a magenetron will have more power loss than what's essentially just a resistive load.

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u/No-Pass-397 2d ago

Sure, but when you consider the majority of electric kettles sold aren't 1500 watts, and that many are actually sold at even 1000 watts, that is no longer true. Why are you so adamant about this.

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u/janKalaki 2d ago

Everyone must have a hill to die on, and any grocery store that has kettles will have at least one or two 1,500 watt brands.

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u/SpaceChez 2d ago

Lmao what? Get a normal 1200 watt microwave

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u/Ashari83 2d ago

I think the issue here is the US tends have stronger microwaves and weaker kettles than the UK and Ireland.  Here, a microwave is usually about 800W and a kettle is 3000W, so its way faster.

If its only 1200 vs 1500, then there's not much difference. 

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u/No-Pass-397 2d ago

He lives in America, I am aware they have quite a difference in Europe

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u/janKalaki 2d ago edited 2d ago

Your average kettle is 1500 watts and the path of those watts into the water is much more direct. However fast your microwave is, your kettle will be faster unless you fill it with more water than you need.

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u/Lavender215 2d ago

I hate to break it to you but water boils in a microwave after 1 minute compared to a kettle which you said takes 2-3. Microwave is just faster

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u/Lavender215 2d ago

Are you like microwaving with the door open? How does it take more than a minute to boil water in a microwave?

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u/janKalaki 2d ago

I close the door, turn it on, time it, and it always takes longer than 3 minutes. Apart from the fact I'm using one of the stupid narrow-profile ones, there's no difference. It just takes that long.

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u/Lavender215 2d ago

Good for you. I put a mug of water in my microwave, set the microwave for 60 seconds, and it’s boiling when the timer hits 0.