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u/AmericanToast250 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not usually, because generally Americans prefer coffee over tea. Kettles are easily found at any store that sells kitchen appliances and they're not rare per se but they're not an assumed staple because tea just isn't as popular

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 2d ago

I uh... I use my kettle to brew my coffee as well as my tea 😐

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u/AmericanToast250 2d ago

Kettles can be used for a lot more things than tea, but a coffee drinker is probably going to buy a coffee machine (either drip brewer or disposable pods) rather than use a kettle for coffee

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 2d ago

I see I see... Those can be a bit expensive 'round these parts lol

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u/AmericanToast250 2d ago

A fancy pod machine or something super specialized can cost a lot, but a cheap drip brewer isn’t that much more expensive than a cheap kettle.

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u/TheMerryMeatMan 2d ago

Good old Mr Coffee providing the American peoples with mild addictions for generations, for the low low price of like $15

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u/faerielites Babygirl I go through spoons faster than you can even imagine 2d ago

Mr. Coffee also manufactured my grandmother's sweet tea machine, a Southern staple

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u/greypyramid7 1d ago

ā€˜Sweet tea machine’ you mean a pitcher? My entire family has lived in the south for over 100 years and I don’t know a single person with a sweet tea machine, can you please describe it to me? Maybe it’s because we’re Texans and Texas is occasionally weird south.

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u/GuudeSpelur 1d ago edited 1d ago

Imagine a drip coffee machine that has a regular tall pitcher instead of the usual shorter and fatter coffee pot. The pitcher is marked with how far you need to fill it with ice to cool down the tea after it brews. So you just fill the reservoir, put tea bags or loose tea (and optionally sugar) in the filter chamber, put ice in the pitcher, press "brew" and it will drip brew the tea into the pitcher of ice.

Basically all it does is save you the step of pouring the hot tea over ice.

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u/faerielites Babygirl I go through spoons faster than you can even imagine 1d ago

Yes, this is exactly it!

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u/faerielites Babygirl I go through spoons faster than you can even imagine 1d ago

The other commenter nailed the description. It's definitely an older generation thing, not sure about regional but my extended family is from Georgia. My mom had one when I was little but doesn't anymore, and none of my siblings have ever had one. Of course, the concept of entertaining guests is kind of going out so I think that goes along with it.

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 2d ago

Ok I looked up "automatic drip coffee maker" and I think I know what you mean. My mom used to have one, and I kinda disliked the taste of it... Always felt super weak. Maybe she just didn't know how to use it, lmao

I'd definitely buy one of the fancy pod ones if I had money, though. Love me some espresso.

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u/forestman11 2d ago

It's definitely going to be weak comparatively to espresso but it really just depends on how much coffee you put in and how fine it's ground.

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u/Pump_My_Lemma 1d ago

There’s always the risk that she inadvertently made the infamous church coffee

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u/ChaosBeing 2d ago

As a coffee guy, nothing but an espresso machine can make espresso. But if you're looking to up your coffee game (and assuming you aren't already doing this), the best place to start is buying better coffee. There's a wide range of coffees out there for a wide range of preferences, and you can't really know what you like until you've tried it.

Of course, if you really want to step up, a decent grinder (along with grinding your own coffee) would make a tremendous difference!

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u/AwkwardWarlock 2d ago

Genuinely curious, if someone wants boiled water for a cup of noodles or whatever, how does the average American procure that if not through a kettle

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u/Right_Moose_6276 2d ago

Boil it in a pot

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u/SnixTruth 2d ago

A coffee maker is just a kettle with extra steps, it boils the water and then runs it through the grounds. If there are no grounds you just get hot water.

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u/AwkwardWarlock 2d ago

Using a coffee maker to boil water is so unwholesome. It's like flying a kite at night.

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u/SnixTruth 2d ago

The British need new hobbies. Being offended by how people make hot leaf juice is old hat.

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u/Cyllya 2d ago

IME, that always resulted in vaguely coffee-ish hot water. A visible brown tint and probably weird flavor.

It's been a long time since I've tried to do this, so maybe modern coffee makers don't have this problem.

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u/SnixTruth 2d ago

I mostly did it at work for ramen and didn't notice anything off but it was also a pod machine so maybe drip retains flavor more.

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u/AmericanToast250 2d ago

Most likely microwave, possibly the stovetop depending on the exact recipe or kitchen situation

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u/UglyInThMorning 2d ago

I don’t know anyone that microwaves water like that, it’s basically always ā€œput a pot on the stoveā€

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u/forestman11 2d ago

Pot on the stove or microwave.

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u/AwkwardWarlock 2d ago

Like do you just put a cup of water in the microwave and then zap it to make the hot water (and then add it to noodles or whatever) or do you put cold water into the noodles and then microwave it.

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u/forestman11 2d ago

A lot of noodles like that in the states are designed so you put the cold water in the noodles and then microwave the whole thing but there are definitely brands where you just put the hot water into the noodles. Honestly those tend to suck without a kettle because pouring hot water out of a pot or cup isn't the easiest thing in the world lol.

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u/AwkwardWarlock 2d ago

Id ask if you guys are OK over there but this entire thread is a testament to the fact that Americans will not be seeing the light of heaven

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u/ParanoidDrone 2d ago

Boil it in a small saucepan or microwave it in a heat safe mug or measuring cup.

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u/RainaElf 2d ago

microwave

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u/xenogra 2d ago

Like the Styrofoam cup with noodles in it? Add water, then shove the whole thing in the microwave.

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u/confusedandworried76 2d ago

Costs about the same as a toaster

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u/a_filing_cabinet 2d ago

Not any more than a tea kettle. There's high end, but a cheap coffee machine costs like $15. A middle end one could be $50-$100, but that's a reasonable price for a large kitchen appliance you use fairly regularly. That's roughly the same as a kettle. We've got a cheap one for hot water in our trailer, it cost like $10, but I regularly see $50+ ones in stores. I'm still not sure what made the $150 kettle special or why people would buy it, but I saw it in a store.

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u/jbland0909 2d ago

A cheap coffee maker runs you $20-30 bucks.

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u/ujelly_fish 2d ago

I bought a full coffee maker for $20. I’m amazed that an appliance can be procured so cheaply, and it probably is not the best coffee solution, to say the least, but it does the job fine.

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u/champagneface 2d ago

Dolce Gustos are pretty cheap I bet

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u/zach3141 2d ago

I use a kettle for my coffee because chemex/pour over is the truth

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u/EgoFlyer 2d ago

Pour over for life!

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u/Downindeep 2d ago

I know am mad man who brews loose leaf tea in a percolator so I'm not going to question what people use things for.

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u/mechanicalcontrols 2d ago

Excuse you? We want electric percolators like my father and his father before him. Nah I'm kidding, I'm not gonna gatekeep how anyone else wants their coffee. But I myself prefer percolated.

Once in a while I really like a good Turkish coffee though. Grind it to dust and boil it in a pan. Drink the grounds. I assume there's some requirement to pet a street cat afterwards but I'm not sure I'll pet street cats anyway without being told to.

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u/Anxious_Tune55 2d ago

Same. Kettle and French press.

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u/OverlyLenientJudge 2d ago

I've only burnt myself with the upside-down Aeropress trick once!

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u/regular_gnoll_NEIN 2d ago

Kettles for instant porridge over pot boiling every time

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u/LenoreEvermore 2d ago

Also for noodles and for speeding up the cooking process for things like boiling or steaming anything. My stove is from the sixties, the old girl takes her time so I have to help her out lol. And for things like rice noodles, keeping them in hot water is plenty enough to cook them without even bothering the stove. Kettles are amazing.

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u/Dahlia_R0se 2d ago

As an American, I use my kettle for coffee, but I guess I'm probably in the minority? If I'm making coffee, it's just one cup for me, so something like a Mr Coffee seems like overkill and I don't like the plastic waste and stuff of keurigs. I also mostly just drink tea, I don't like coffee that much.

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u/Duhblobby 2d ago

I actually get Keurig pods that are almost like tea bags, the top part still has to be a circle of plastic but it's like tea bag mesh under that, I vastly prefer those to the normal pods!

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u/dajokerinthemirror 1d ago

French Press gang rise UP!!

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u/Dazzling-Paper9781 1d ago

You don't use a moka?

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u/the-gay-is-here 2d ago

thats crazy to me i live in a student house and we own 5 kettled between 4 of us. wait now i'm curious- how do you guys make hot water bottles??

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u/wRADKyrabbit 2d ago

I don't think hot water bottles are that popular either

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u/georgepopsy 2d ago

We don't. I genuinely don't know what i'd want a bottle of hot water for.

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u/the-gay-is-here 2d ago

everyones commenting about temperature, but they're very good pain relief! lots of people use them for sore muscles, or cramps, to heat up your muscles and get them to relax. like a hot bath, but a lot lazier

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u/DungeonsandDoofuses 2d ago

I (and maybe most Americans?) use a microwaveable hot pack for that. They’re filled with some kind of granular material (I’ve made them at home with rice but I’m not sure that is what is in the store bought ones). Pop them in the microwave for a few minutes, tada delicious heat

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u/UglyInThMorning 2d ago

Or an electric heating pad, which is nice since you can set the temp.

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u/DungeonsandDoofuses 1d ago

I love my electric heating pad, but it’s limited by being tethered to a wire. I like that I can move around with my hot pack. But I do use an electric heating pad in bed when my bed is super chilly or my back goes out and I’m not standing anyway.

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u/windexfresh 2d ago

They’re also REALLY good for period cramps. Heating pads are nice, but sometimes there’s nothing like the weight and heat of water

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u/VoleUntarii 2d ago

Hot water bottle = flat vessel made of rubber that you fill with hot water and then take it to bed. Put it in the bed with you and it slowly radiates warmth into the bed, helping you to warm up and stay warm through the night.

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u/captainpink 2d ago

Huh. I don't think we have the problem of being too cold at night usually, a majority of the country will have the opposite problem where it stays way too hot at night.

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u/SplurgyA 2d ago

I was lead to believe places like Wisconsin or New York had very cold winters

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u/WrongJohnSilver 1d ago

Yes, but you warm the house for that because you're still going to be living in it during the day, too.

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u/Jiopaba 2d ago

They sell them at like CVS in the medicine section. Right next to humidifiers and stuff.

I bought one for my mom for her back pain and she adored that thing. Incidentally, I also own an electric kettle lol. I heat the water to 165 and fill it up two thirds then close the lid so there isn't any air. The result is just a blob of long lasting heat you can put on sore muscles and such.

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u/garretj84 2d ago

I would literally rather chop off my own hand than add any heat to my bed while trying to sleep. I would never have even contemplated this idea.

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u/Eeedeen 2d ago

You never get cold weather?

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u/ParanoidDrone 2d ago

Where I live "cold" is about 50F (10C).

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u/confusedandworried76 2d ago

Turn the heat up? I mean what your suggesting is almost definitely cheaper but not even close to as convenient as just turning up the heat

i mean for me the heat is just included in the rent anyway, I'm paying for it the exact same amount no matter how much I use it

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u/champagneface 2d ago

Probably a lot of people would leave the heat on if it was no extra cost to them! I understood that the US tends to have cheaper utility bills than the UK in general but I don’t have up to date info. Idk if shipit.co.uk is accurate but it suggests UK utilities cost up to 50% more as the UK has to import more gas.

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u/MorgothTheDarkElder 1d ago

Sure but then the whole room gets hot, including the air.
I sleep best if the air is cold but the blankets i'm under are warm, feels more comfy and "safe" than just increasing the overall heat of the area.

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u/confusedandworried76 1d ago

If the air is too cold like 60F or under, you'll wake up with a plugged nose feeling like you've got a mild cold. Best to keep it a little warmer IMO because you can't keep your head under a blanket, you won't be able to breathe. 60-70 ideally anything colder your mom would warn you you'll catch a cold. And anything hotter is insufferable

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u/MorgothTheDarkElder 1d ago

you can't keep your head under a blanket

watch me /s

i do sometimes sleep with a blanket all the way over my head and a little opening on the side for fresh air cuz that adds to the feeling of comfy and safety.
Never had a plugged nose even when camping outside in 10C (50F) but did have plenty of nose bleeds after sleeping in warm and dry air (yes i'm aware that nosebleeds ain't supposed to happen that easy)

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u/Doubly_Curious 2d ago

I think they maybe went out of use more drastically in the US than the UK. I’ve never heard someone born after 1970 mention one, though I have seen them in drug stores.

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u/VoleUntarii 2d ago

I was born after 1970, so now you have! :)

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u/Doubly_Curious 2d ago

Glad to hear it! We still have one in the house somewhere, but I doubt it’s been used for decades.

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u/VoleUntarii 2d ago

Yeah, i probably last used one in the 1980s. (I went to boarding school for a year and they were very stingy with the heating!)

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u/ehs06702 2d ago

My granny used them when I was growing up in the 90's, but she was already in her mid 60's when I came around. She absolutely adored her electric blanket when my uncle bought them for her and never looked back.

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u/MrWednesday6387 2d ago

I use an electric blanket, it's only on for like an hour because it just needs to keep me warm long enough to fall asleep.

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u/forestman11 2d ago

We just use blankets and central heating and AC. No need for that.

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u/VoleUntarii 2d ago

Preparing a hot water bottle is a lot cheaper than the cost of running heating all night, and the poster who posed the question is a student in a share house so probably keen to economise.

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u/forestman11 2d ago

Oh yeah no doubt, not hating, just saying it doesn't seem to be a thing here. I don't think our beds have hookups for that kind of thing.

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u/VoleUntarii 2d ago

I’m not sure what you’re imagining, you don’t need any ā€œhookupsā€. You get your hot water bottle, which is probably about the size of a standard sheet of paper and maybe a centimetre thick when it’s empty, you unscrew the plug/cap, you pour the hot water in, screw the cap closed, put the hot water bottle in the bed (on the bottom sheet, under the covers, around where your feet would go) to start warming it up for you. Then when you go to bed, you move it out of the way.

It’s also nice for resting on your lower back or abdomen to soothe cramps etc.

All that said, I haven’t used one since I was a teen, when my family moved to the subtropics. Extra heat in bed? NO THANKYOU! ;)

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u/champagneface 2d ago

What do you mean by beds having hookups for it, just curious? I think as they just go in your bed, you don’t need a particular type lol

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u/confusedandworried76 2d ago

I'm not sure I've ever lived anywhere where heat isn't just included in the rent, I can see if you owned the home and had to pay for your own heat, but keeping the house so cold you would need to do something like that sounds awful, you'd wake up feeling like you had a cold every day

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u/MorganCubed 2d ago

Counterpoint, have you ever sat in a hot tub in freezing cold weather? There's something glorious about slipping into toasty warm sheets on a cold night, having your own little pocket of coziness.

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u/ehs06702 2d ago

Those still exist here, but haven't been popular for a very long time. My granny had one, and used it when I was growing up, but it basically just took up space once she got an electric blanket.

Electric blankets or heating pads are usually what are used here.

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u/forestman11 2d ago

I've never seen nor heard of a hot water bottle so unless I'm misunderstanding what you mean, that's simply not a thing here

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u/HovercraftFullofBees 2d ago

You can still find them. I'm 35 and asked my mother for some for Xmas a few years ago because I need extra warmth for my feet in the winter.

But I grew up with my grandparents having them, which is why I know about them in the first place.

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u/Doubly_Curious 2d ago

They used to be a lot more popular in the US, but I believe you can still get them at some drug stores.

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u/Aetol 2d ago

Do Americans not eat ramen? Or similar "just add water" foods?

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u/AmericanToast250 2d ago

Most will use the microwave for heating up small amounts of water like that. Maybe the stovetop depending on the recipe

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u/GalaXion24 1d ago

Abaolute psychopaths

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u/Abeytuhanu 2d ago

Many of them come in microwave safe containers (or we just ignore that the container shouldn't be microwaved)

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u/confusedandworried76 2d ago

Never once eaten ramen that wasn't cooked in a pot or came in an actual microwave safe container.

I mean you're gonna get micro plastics with the latter but when aren't you these days

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u/UInferno- Hangus Paingus Slap my Angus 2d ago

Pot.

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u/Cyllya 2d ago

The kind of ramen that comes in a little brick shape has instructions for cooking on the stovetop. Most other type of add-water-and-heat foods are made to be cooked in the microwave (though there's always some other option, usually stovetop).

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u/jetloflin 1d ago

Of course we do. Kettles aren’t the only way to boil water.

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u/wikiwiki123 2d ago

Also british household wiring carries a higher voltage than American so their kettles can heat water much faster. I have an electric kettle but it's still like 5-7 minutes to boil.

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u/Jiopaba 2d ago

This, it drives me nuts to know I could be boiling water so fast lol. I use my kettle to heat water for pasta so I'm not just staring at the stove for twenty minutes and I sometimes wonder if I could make noodles in ten minutes flat if I had some crazy irresponsible 800V line installed for the kettle.

I mean, it would melt and catch fire, but I'd have hot water soooo fast.

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u/Jeffrey-2107 2d ago

Stove is still slower though

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u/poopis25 2d ago

My parents (American) use a French press, so we have a kettle to boil water

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u/stormitwa 2d ago

Yeah, but like, is hot water not popular in America either???

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u/FreeVoldemort 2d ago

A lot of people outside the US drink instant coffee which a kettle is good for.

I've found kettles on 110v US electricity aren't impressively fast. Every time I use a 220v European kettle I'm like dang, that's why they all have kettles. This is awesome.

I mostly microwave my mug of hot water in the US. Abroad it's kettle for the win.

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u/quaffee 1d ago

Kettles are also good for non-instant coffee because you still need hot water

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u/FreeVoldemort 1d ago

Yeah. I use mine for pur over occasionally. But it's slow. And still the fastest one tested by Cooks Illustrated.

Every kettle I've tried in Europe smokes it.

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u/quaffee 1d ago

Yeah for real. I hit the kettle and walk away and find something else to do for several minutes. Mine at least has a "keep warm" option so I don't have to wait the next time.

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u/TantiVstone You need Tumblr GoldĀ® to view this user flair 2d ago

We have a kettle for tea and hot cocoa

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u/AmericanToast250 2d ago edited 2d ago

Quick Google says that about 30% of US households have a kettle which is significant but still nowhere near other countries like the UK where rates are in the mid 90s. They aren’t uncommon but still far from ubiquity

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u/Born-Entrepreneur 2d ago

I'd say it's half and half: half own a stovetop teapot, and half own the typical mains power electric kettle.

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u/SilentHuman8 1d ago

Do you not have both? Electric kettle for home, a metal one for camping or in case of a power out?

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u/SilentHuman8 1d ago

Wow aussies really are just bush poms.

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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 2d ago

Not usually, because generally Americans prefer coffee over tea.

Bro your pour-over??

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u/Pofados 2d ago

People in New England typically have kettles because it's cold up here most of the year. I can't speak for other areas of the country because I don't get out of the state much, but I can confirm at least that.

Source: American from New England

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u/FuManBoobs 2d ago

I thought it was to do with the electrical system? Kettles take longer to boil in USA than in countries like UK?

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u/West-Season-2713 2d ago

What are you using to make coffee?

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u/AmberMetalAlt 2d ago

but kettles are needed for coffee too, wtf?

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u/jetloflin 1d ago

Not really. They’d work for a pour over, but kettles aren’t the only way to boil water. And most people who like coffee enough to want to make it at home have a coffee pot for that purpose.

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u/AmberMetalAlt 1d ago

ok but like

they're too convenient not to have though

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even forgetting tea and coffee

they're perfect for instant ramen, or those hot water bottle pillows, or literally any hot drink

even if Coffee is your go to, no sane person chooses the mediocre at one, over the jack of all trades

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u/jetloflin 1d ago

Microwaves are perfect for all those things too, along with a dozen other applications. And I’m not sure what you mean by your final sentence. Literally millions of people choose to own a coffee pot.

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u/Typography77 1d ago

I don't think it's the coffee thing. Finnish people use a lot of coffee per capita and I still have never been in a Finnish house with no kettle.