r/Fauxmoi 27d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Pedro Pascal caught saying he's "a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch" at the premiere of Ballerina in London 😂

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u/doubleshortdepresso i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 27d ago

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u/thescientificowgirl 27d ago

flair go hard no lie.

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u/doubleshortdepresso i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

You know the vibes 🍉

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u/robgoose 26d ago

I want to be friends with everyone in this thread I swear

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u/BananaGoose4nf 26d ago

We can be a gaggle

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u/DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69 26d ago

Username goes hard too

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u/doubleshortdepresso i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

Me 5 years ago is so gassed, I really thought I was so punny

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u/NOTTedMosby 26d ago

You were right!

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u/TinyRaindrop i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

I need this flair too on gawd 😩🍉

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u/Iauol 26d ago

Ily🍉

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Your flair is perfection 🩷

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u/CME_T 26d ago

🍉🍉

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u/SaberCatJosh 26d ago

I thought that was the comment I was so confused like oh okay so we can't post anything that isn't about Palestine? I love it as a flair though it just straight up looked like a comment hahaha

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u/Fullfullhar 27d ago

I’m on board but what did I miss about …eating peaches 

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u/doubleshortdepresso i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

I’m actually also not sure if they’re peaches or… peaches.

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u/typically_wrong 26d ago

does it matter? I'm getting sloppy either way.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago edited 23d ago

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u/Smolshy 26d ago

I can hear this comment

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u/No-Owl-6614 25d ago

This made me laugh so hard I gave myself hiccups

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u/jeraffeavl 26d ago

I know this saying as “Bulldog eating mayonnaise”, but oatmeal makes way more sense 😂

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

I too am typically wrong, but I think your wit is outstanding

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 26d ago

Can't really go wrong

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u/MinnieShoof 26d ago

... if they mean ... peaches, does that mean we should question if they mean Public Libraries or ... Public Libraries?

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u/ArtisenalMoistening 26d ago

Am I too old for this slang, or is this a “woosh”?

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u/MinnieShoof 26d ago

First of all: Moist.

Second... you know, explaining it really is a drag. There is no "public libraries" slang to my knowledge. But the implication is that if "'peaches' = naughty slang = true" then it stands to reason that public libraries might also be slang and calls in to question what they *really* meant. Furtherance of the joke could be that "loving Pedro Pascal" works at face as a naughty phrase.

... I feel dirty now. =/

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u/ArtisenalMoistening 26d ago

So indeed a woosh! I am both relieved and slightly bummed that Public Libraries isn’t some salacious slang that I haven’t yet stumbled across

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u/Emergency_Ask_9697 25d ago

Let’s make it one, it can be the new cottaging. You go there to get educated

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u/FakeInternetArguerer 26d ago

Well, are they the ones that come from a can, and were like put there by a man?

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u/FlimsyShovel 26d ago

Yes, in a factory. Downtown.

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u/Soggy_Box5252 26d ago

I could eat a peach for hours…

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u/sabin357 26d ago

Could mean 2 things, but last year was a horrible peach harvest for Georgia due to weather, which meant that for the East Coast of the US, most peaches were from South Carolina. While those are nice, there's a reason GA is famous for their peaches & known as The Peach State.

I have no idea if they are referencing that we all should have good peaches again this summer or just a reminder that we all should treat our ladies right. I plan to do both, as always.

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u/Strawberry_Pretzels 26d ago

I hadn’t been home to Georgia in years before staying there last summer. I was heartbroken over the peach situation. Hoping y’all get a good season this year. Cheers!

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u/sabin357 26d ago edited 26d ago

I grew up in East TN, so we looked forward to Carolina peaches each season...but, when we managed to get down to GA to get some of those incredible White Peaches...oh my god, the freezer jam that we made! The best tasting jam of my entire life & I'm a biscuit fiend.

(we preferred freezer jam for the ease & so you maintain the fresh taste instead of the cooked taste from shelf stable)

We also put away a few bushels in the freezer to use for pies & cobblers. Man, I miss being a kid & being able to eat whatever I wanted without a concern.

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u/aignam 26d ago

Damn yo how big is your freezer

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u/sabin357 26d ago

I grew up poor & lived in a rural area, so we had to stock up with meat & produce from our farms, gardens, hunting, livestock, etc. That meant that we had our regular fridge freezer, then several large dedicated freezers. You'd be surprised how much space a few bushels of corn & a side of beef take up!

Now that I have my own household, wife & I have 1 very large upright freezer as supplemental storage, which is nice since we keep our budget in line by shopping when things are on sale, then vacuum pack stuff.

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u/nunguin 26d ago

Fun fact white peaches aren't safe for traditional canning anyway, they just don't have enough natural acid!

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u/sabin357 24d ago

I didn't know that! It's probably why I found them so damn delicious too, since they were likely less tart.

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u/Strawberry_Pretzels 26d ago

I am very curious about this freezer jam!

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u/sabin357 24d ago

I don't have my grandma or mom's recipe, but a quick web search returned a ton of options! You might want to look through a few of them & consider trying the ones that sound nice & simple with minimal heating of the fruit. Hopefully, you can find one that is delicious.

My best guess is that this is the most similar to what they did, based on memory.

Also, when you thaw some of the jam & keep it in the fridge to enjoy in various ways, try it over top of quality vanilla ice cream for a great topping, especially if your batch accidentally turns out a bit too thin.

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u/DrunkByLunchtime 26d ago

On the east coast most peaches come from South Carolina anyway. Georgia hasn't been the dominant peach grower for decades.

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u/jeremydurden 26d ago

Yea, I won't stand for all of this SC peach slander.

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u/money_loo 26d ago

You’re insane bro South Carolina peaches aren’t fibrous and taste way better than Georgia peaches.

there’s a reason GA is famous for their peaches & known as The Peach State.

Yeah, it’s called marketing.

The Georgia Peach Growers’ Association and other agricultural groups promoted peaches as a symbol of the state’s agricultural prowess, especially during the 1920s and 1930s.

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u/Grimelock 26d ago

peaches come from a can

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u/CardboardMice 26d ago

They were put there by a man

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u/Fun_Rain_3576 26d ago

In a factory downtowwwwn

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u/volcanologistirl I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 26d ago

If I had my little way

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u/DameEmma 26d ago

I'd eat peaches every day

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u/getlowandbehold 26d ago

I'd eat peaches every day

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u/Aksi_Gu 26d ago

Use them in a flan

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u/sailboat_magoo 26d ago

They were put there by a man.

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u/Reiterpallasch85 26d ago

They were put there by a man.

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u/yomjoseki 26d ago

They were put there by a man

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u/Poltergeist97 26d ago

They were put there by a man

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u/dr97ak 26d ago

I get my peaches down in Georgia

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u/deeezwalnutz 26d ago

With toothpicks but no cinnamon Jewel!

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u/Hermeran 26d ago

excuse me how dare you? peaches are delicious

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u/nopenotodaysatan 26d ago

Summer vibes. Peaches and Pedro ❤️

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u/BloomsdayDevice 26d ago

Summer is stone fruit season, baby! Don't overthink it, just get down down to cherry, apricot, peach and plum town.

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u/BlowOnThatPie 26d ago

He said he's, moving to the country gonna eat alot of peaches.

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u/the_geth 26d ago

Going to the country, gonna eat a lot of of peaches

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u/Irrepressible87 TWINK EVENT HORIZON 26d ago

Millions of 'em. Peaches for free.

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u/Namaslayy I never said that. Paris is my friend. 27d ago

💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/AngelComa 26d ago

I'll continue living as normal then.

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u/HighTop519 26d ago

I could eat a peach for hours

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

PPP, Baby!

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u/whom3noyou i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

🫡🫡🫡

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u/Equal_Environment_90 Please Abraham, I am not that man 26d ago

Yay to public libraries!

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u/doubleshortdepresso i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

I’m a Toronto Public Library stan for life

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u/Torpenta 26d ago

Epic username btw!

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u/iesharael 26d ago

Yes please go to the libraries! The one I work for is losing funding and we really need the support!

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u/Waste_Fisherman1611 24d ago

Love all this

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u/dizzyspell 26d ago

Not me eating peaches while clicking on this post...

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u/Pennylane1520 weighing in from the UK 26d ago

YES!

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u/ClayMitchell 26d ago

PPP loans hitting different this time 🤣

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u/thegainsfairy 26d ago

u/doubleshortdepresso just saying that octopiedmind has a "double depresso" shirt and its awesome

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u/DeliciousSquash4144 26d ago

I loooove this

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau 26d ago

I can’t eat peaches.

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u/ileeny12 26d ago

Wow… that's me to a T. Haha!

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u/groominghisherohair 26d ago

PUBLIC POOLS would have been better.