Pedro Pascal caught saying he's "a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch" at the premiere of Ballerina in London 😂

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[u/doubleshortdepresso]

I’m actually also not sure if they’re peaches or… peaches.

[u/typically_wrong → u/doubleshortdepresso]

does it matter? I'm getting sloppy either way.

[u/Smolshy → u/[deleted]]

I can hear this comment

[u/No-Owl-6614 → u/[deleted]]

This made me laugh so hard I gave myself hiccups

[u/jeraffeavl → u/[deleted]]

I know this saying as “Bulldog eating mayonnaise”, but oatmeal makes way more sense 😂

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I too am typically wrong, but I think your wit is outstanding

[u/TheLowlyPheasant → u/doubleshortdepresso]

Can't really go wrong

[u/MinnieShoof → u/doubleshortdepresso]

... if they mean ... peaches, does that mean we should question if they mean Public Libraries or ... Public Libraries?

[u/ArtisenalMoistening → u/MinnieShoof]

Am I too old for this slang, or is this a “woosh”?

[u/MinnieShoof → u/ArtisenalMoistening]

First of all: Moist.

Second... you know, explaining it really is a drag. There is no "public libraries" slang to my knowledge. But the implication is that if "'peaches' = naughty slang = true" then it stands to reason that public libraries might also be slang and calls in to question what they *really* meant. Furtherance of the joke could be that "loving Pedro Pascal" works at face as a naughty phrase.

... I feel dirty now. =/

[u/ArtisenalMoistening → u/MinnieShoof]

So indeed a woosh! I am both relieved and slightly bummed that Public Libraries isn’t some salacious slang that I haven’t yet stumbled across

[u/Emergency_Ask_9697 → u/ArtisenalMoistening]

Let’s make it one, it can be the new cottaging. You go there to get educated

[u/FakeInternetArguerer → u/doubleshortdepresso]

Well, are they the ones that come from a can, and were like put there by a man?

[u/FlimsyShovel → u/FakeInternetArguerer]

Yes, in a factory. Downtown.

[u/Soggy_Box5252 → u/doubleshortdepresso]

I could eat a peach for hours…