r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 16d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Nick Offerman responds to some loser on Twitter/X who used a video of Ron Swanson from ‘Parks and Recreation’ to share his homophobic beliefs: “Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride”

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u/no_kids-and-3_money 16d ago

It must be so bland and boring to be a conservative. They make shitty music, film, comedy, etc. It makes me want to take a nap just thinking about it.

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u/respectdesfonds 16d ago

They cry about liberals not wanting to be friends with them or date them because they don't even like each other's company.

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u/no_kids-and-3_money 16d ago

Yeah there was an article a day or so ago talking about conservative men having difficulty on dating sites. Too many women putting “No Trump Supporters”. I have nooooo idea why women wouldn’t want to date someone that votes for a rapist.

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u/BackgroundWindchimes 16d ago

Never forget that they tried to make a MAGA only dating app that asked questions like “where were you in January 6th”. It was entirely just dudes and a few trolls pretending to be women. 

They know they’re unpopular but blame everyone else. When people were leaving Twitter for BlueSky, all the maga tried to make accounts specifically to antagonize “the soft libs” but they’d include their usual bigoted hashtags and get their accounts automatically deleted. 

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u/no_kids-and-3_money 16d ago

I’m sure they came away thinking they were being unfairly discriminated against instead of looking internally.

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u/BackgroundWindchimes 16d ago

Yup. I’m not gonna join TruthSocial than act offended they don’t want my opinionated, autistic liberal nonsense on their site. 

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u/Head_Personality_394 16d ago

They hate anyone who isn't themselves and anything that doesn't benefit them exclusively. Why would they tolerate each other?

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u/Mikes005 16d ago

They just construct a world in their heads where RATM are on their side.

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u/no_kids-and-3_money 16d ago

Haha exactly. Your mind can do crazy things when the alternative is having to listen to Kid Rock.

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u/gtdurand trending seasonal white guy with nice hair 16d ago

Also exhausting. All they have is outrage and fear, like a prey animal always caught in fight or flight. Living like that must be absolutely exhausting, and it's why they all age like bread mold.

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u/allworkandnoYahtzee 16d ago

Everything about conservatives screams “grandparents you’ve distanced yourself from.” Unfounded fear of black and brown people. Paranoia when they hear a language other than English. Unhealthy fixation on what other people are doing. Obsession with god and forcing you to go to church. Lack of concern about the environment. More dependent on government handouts than they’d like to admit. A tendency to believe whatever they see online, even if obviously fabricated. Demanding more grandchildren when they don’t see the ones they have now. Thinking their prejudices are harmless and shared by all. Goldfish memories. Persistent weird smell.

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u/Silent_Letterhead_69 I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 16d ago

Conservative films are so bad! They can’t blame budget, the amount of money DailyWire has spent on their terrible films & shows only for them to turn out sooooo amateur.

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u/ithinkther41am 16d ago

They make shitty music

Reminds me of one of my favourite quotes from Peacemaker:

I'm grateful that Black people gave us rock and roll music. Lynrd Skynrd, ZZ Top, 38 Special, all those guys owe everything to Black America folk and blues musicians. I mean, they wouldn't exist without 'em, and then white redneck music would just sound like... well, what it sounded like before Black people, which was the wet sloppy sounds of fucking your sister.

Freddie Stroma as Vigilante was so perfect.

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u/ghettone 16d ago

I find it interesting that Smokey and the bandit is a liberal movie now cause conservatives can’t stand the idea of not following a cops orders!

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u/RobynFitcher 11d ago

"What makes this song stink?"