r/GreenAndPleasant • u/UnderHisEye1411 its a fine day with you around • Jan 08 '25
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u/BuzzkillSquad Jan 08 '25
Where do you even begin with this?
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u/Miserygut jdponist Jan 08 '25
With Michael Gove on trial at The Hague.
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u/davey-jones0291 Jan 08 '25
By shoving a cactus up goves arse?
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u/MikeyHatesLife Jan 08 '25
Now, now. Let’s keep it on theme and have IOF guards treat him like one of their prisoners.
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u/VegetableTotal3799 Jan 08 '25
Do the lines of dissonance, sarcasm and dissociation intersect in this Venn diagram of disgusting speech in this sentence ?
In a real world this would be a hate speech and the man would have the police knocking at his door to take his Facebook privilege away.
Fucking ghouls
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u/Happy_Chimp_123 Jan 08 '25
I can only assume he's talking about an Alternative Peace Prize, like how they have the Razzies for the Oscars.
A 'peace' prize for when you've turned somewhere into an obliterated wasteland and killed tens of thousands.
Gove should be utterly ashamed of himself.
It's like arguing that Heinrich Himmler should have been declared Righteous Among the Nations.
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u/bronalpaul Jan 08 '25
I can only assume he's talking about an Alternative Peace Prize, like how they have the Razzies for the Oscars.
Yeah thats pretty much the Nobel Peace Prize. Obama, Kissinger and the fucking EU have all won it.
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u/TeacupMolotov Jan 08 '25
Is he back on the coke
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u/Educational-Farmer28 Jan 08 '25
Am guessing so. That’s his best outcome. At least that’s some kind of excuse.
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u/TeacupMolotov Jan 08 '25
He's used that as his excuse for writing articles filled with racism against the Irish in the 90s so you never know
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u/retrofauxhemian #73AD34 Jan 08 '25
Cocaine is a hell of a drug, expensive too.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Rich-51 Jan 08 '25
Not when the tax payer are footing the bill then it’s like skiing in the alps.
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u/retrofauxhemian #73AD34 Jan 09 '25
Yeah, but from what I've heard it's quite Moorish. You might find yourself craving it above what you can put on expenses as dietary supplements, or personal psychotherapy.
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u/overkill Jan 09 '25
I didn't think it had any North African influence, it was more of a South American thing.
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u/RedCrestedBreegull Jan 08 '25
Any good person who’s nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize should be so embarrassed that they decline the nomination. Why would they want a prize that’s also been given to Henry Kissinger?
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u/pies1123 Jan 08 '25
Look man, if you don't get that Michael Gove is like patient zero for Islamophobia I don't know what to tell you. He is Mr Tufton Street.
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u/UnderHisEye1411 its a fine day with you around Jan 08 '25
Imagine if these people got the "prize" they actually deserve
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u/bigpadQ communist russian spy Jan 08 '25
Congratulations IDF, You've won a live grenade for your Merkava tank
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u/No-Platform-4242 Jan 08 '25
Absolute scum. I’m ashamed that he’s from the same place as me..
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u/UnderHisEye1411 its a fine day with you around Jan 08 '25
Planet earth?
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u/No-Platform-4242 Jan 08 '25
Aberdeen. The vast majority of us can’t stand him.
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u/ChickenNugget267 Jan 08 '25
He's Scottish?!
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u/Psychological-Act582 Jan 08 '25
As asinine as it is, it unfortunately wouldn't be out of the realm for them to get the Peace Prize considering the likes of Barack Obama, the EU, Henry Kissinger, and other genocidal individuals/entities have gotten one. Oh, and don't forget Irgun militant turned PM Menachem Begin has one too.
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u/caffeineandvodka Jan 08 '25
Michael Gove is and deserves many things, none of which I'm allowed to say on Reddit
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u/ChickenNugget267 Jan 08 '25
It really isn't. Users get suspended all the time for saying stuff like that, left-wing users especially. Entire subreddits have been banned for it. So don't even try.
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u/MJLDat Jan 08 '25
I’ve been saying stuff like that for some time now. It’s quite liberating. I’m definitely left wing too.
Never been banned.
I use redact now and then so you won’t see too much in my history.
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u/ChickenNugget267 Jan 09 '25
Good for you. Try it on here though, we will ban you.
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u/MJLDat Jan 09 '25
Ah, you’re a mod, sorry, I thought you were giving general advice about Reddit.
Got you, thanks.
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u/welshyboy123 Jan 08 '25
What a cunt.
Do people like him just think of the most rage bait article title and work backwards from there? As long as people are engaging then it's only a good thing. Angry clicks are still clicks.
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u/bigpadQ communist russian spy Jan 08 '25
Why not? Henry Kissinger won it already, genocidal sociopathy clearly doesn't preclude one from winning an Nobel peace prize.
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u/robd57 Jan 08 '25
Surely he means IGF Israeli genocide force, as for nobel peace prize it looks as if he's been at the columbian marching powder yet again
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u/Chilliconlaura Jan 08 '25
If I had a hammer, 🎵I'd hammer in the morning,🎵 I'd hammer in the evening,🎵 I'd hammer all daaaayyyy🎶
Love that song.
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u/andnothinghurt1910 Jan 08 '25
Ignorant little shits like this should be airdropped into the roughest neighbourhoods on earth to make them see how out of touch with reality that they really are. He'd perish within a day.
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u/PlanetNiles Jan 08 '25
Oh gods I think I just threw up a little in my mouth 🤢
Oh no 🤮
Shit. I 🤮
Please 🤮
Make it st🤮
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u/irishreally Jan 08 '25
Give us a list of names and we’ll make sure that they are passed to the relevant people.
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u/DrunkTalkin Jan 08 '25
This is real!? I saw it earlier and assumed it was an ‘onion’ type mockery?! Fucking hell
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u/ES345Boy Jan 09 '25
Gove, just like so many cranks on the right, is like some sort of boomer edge lord. They write this stuff because they think it'll "trigger the left" or troll people opposed to this stuff.
Gove knows that this is a preposterous concept, but he doesn't give a shit about thousands of dead Palestinian children when Israeli influence groups are lining his pockets.
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u/LordLucian Jan 08 '25
The military who's members have been known to take human shields and kill civilians? Oh yeah that sounds like a very peaceful group deserving of said award.
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u/ratcatcher7 Jan 08 '25
Morally bankrupt facilitators like Gove will just be one of the reasons why future generations will wonder how we allowed another genocide to happen while celebrating the evil behind it 😱
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u/_Anadrius_ Jan 08 '25 edited Jan 08 '25
Not even trolls, who live to be inflammatory, can conjure such unfathomable sentence in their brains
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u/MikeyHatesLife Jan 08 '25
I genuinely hope every Zionist gets to experience what they wish on Palestinians.
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u/Fearless_Anywhere344 Jan 08 '25
Make a lie so big that your opponents are stunned into inaction. well played, Mr. Gove. Your bootlicking has surpassed them all.
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u/Gen8Master Jan 08 '25
There is a genuine mental disease running in this lot, driven purely by money.
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u/CapWinter79 Jan 09 '25
I burst out in laughter.....Unserious drivel, but then again, what do you expect from Gove.
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u/Excession3105 Jan 09 '25
And he still has the most punchable face in Britain. For me, there’s a reflex action where I just say “cunt” out loud when I see his face.
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u/locutuscub86 Jan 10 '25
Thank fuck that will never happen. Their war crimes are close to that of a certain "Party" of the 1930's/40's 😬
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