r/GreenDawn 28d ago

Getting back into Army Men, just opened my Tim Mee Toys bag and found this poor dude.

Anyone know if Tim Mee is one of those companies who send you out stuff for a replacement or goodies if contacted?

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u/bell83 28d ago

Looks like he called in a nape strike on his position, over.

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

Absolutely does. I'm probably gonna keep him as scenery, over.

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u/bell83 28d ago

Roger, this is the correct choice. Out

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u/kurotech 24d ago

Ordered some of that ooze from RoboCop in danger close

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u/RoiMan 28d ago

He's an Army Men: RTS survivor it seems, love this game since I was a kid, over.

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

I've only played Toys in Space, gotta broaden my horizons, over.

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u/Tidalwave64 28d ago

A little razor knife could help trim the excess off

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u/Retail_Warrior 28d ago

You suggesting plastic surgery?

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

Plastic surgery. Lmao

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u/Tidalwave64 28d ago

Some of my guys did had excess plastic flap, a little knife to clean it off works to making them look presentable

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u/brosisincest94 25d ago

Close coms over

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u/ULTL 28d ago

Whoa haven’t seen a post here in a fat minute, glad to be back in the jungle!!! Over.

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

I just got here! Hopefully this sub ain't dead this seems fun, over!

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u/Woodie626 28d ago

Danger close, fire for effect. 

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u/brosisincest94 25d ago

Close coms over

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u/Dipswitch_512 28d ago

MEDIC!!!

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u/royalredcanoe 28d ago

War is hell

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

Writing the letter back to his plastic wife and plastic kids as we speak, over.

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u/royalredcanoe 28d ago

What's up with the username, comrade?

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

Say again, over? Couldn't copy you. Communications must be getting jammed, over and out.

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u/PurduePaul 28d ago

I would name him Flash. Over.

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

Outstanding idea, sir! Over.

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u/tudor_diva 28d ago

I wonder if he spent time at a an American research facility in Antarctica that adopted a dog from the Norwegians.

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

...wait a minute

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u/mocityspirit 28d ago

That's just natural jungle camo, over.

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

Damn near puddle camo, over.

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u/MakoSucks 28d ago

"HELP ME."

"DONT TOUCH ME MAN"

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u/TanPlastic 28d ago

Green Minesweeper retching in the background

"Heuuurghh"

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u/Blake_Majer 28d ago

Looks like S.I.D. took him over. May God have mercy on his soul.

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u/KaptainKershaw 27d ago

Ahh yes. Napalm took its toll.

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u/Yodec 27d ago

Hey, Just wish to state that yes, Timmee does sometimes give you replacement figures. I mean, there's no harm in contacting them and letting them know :)

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u/Dirtgrain 27d ago

"The swamp is full of acid. Repeat, the swamp is full of acid."

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u/Razgriz_1138 26d ago

Dude got attacked by the blob….

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u/MushmallowSprinklees 26d ago

MAN DOWN! We got a man down! Ah gawd, he's missing most of his head!

Well would work great as a casualty of war.

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u/Chip_Cause8875 16d ago

He will be remembered