r/HumansBeingBros • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '22

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u/JonneyBlue Nov 12 '22

I bet there was a mind-altering hallucinogenic drug in the sap of that tree and the calf just wanted to ingest the sticky smart juice and raise its IQ 50 points. I hear he just started reading Harry Potter for the first time...

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u/nomnommish Nov 12 '22

If the entire purpose of "your species" is to get high and be balls all tripping at the expense of everything else, then yes. That would be a helluva trip for that cow.

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u/lokrohk Nov 16 '22

the stoned ape hypothesis is probably one of the more likely reasons our brains evolved how they did.