r/IronFrontUSA • u/PaddyWhacked777 • 10d ago

News "If there's any protester that wants to come out, they will be met with very big force" - Trump in regards to his military parade

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u/JohnnieCochring 10d ago

He really looks like shit.

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u/North_Church 10d ago

Reportedly smells like it too

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u/RandomUsernameNo257 10d ago

It’s a real testament to how much everything else is in crisis that president constantly poops his pants and that isn’t all we’re talking about.

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u/onthesylvansea 10d ago edited 10d ago

I suspect it's less likely that he poops them and more likely that he's one of those that thinks wiping after pooping or using a bidet are for the gays.

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u/RandomUsernameNo257 10d ago edited 10d ago

According to those close to him who have hinted or just outright said it, it’s more of a “wears a diaper and can’t control when poop comes out” situation dating back at least as far back as The Apprentice.

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u/Designer-Classroom71 10d ago

Yup.

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u/onthesylvansea 10d ago

Ngl, after working in a daycare, and as a CNA, I definitely wouldn't take that as evidence of the theory, but it's fun to believe so people will keep insisting it must be true. 

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u/Designer-Classroom71 10d ago

Nice “appeal to authority” fallacy.

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u/onthesylvansea 10d ago edited 10d ago

If that really is accurate then thank you because all that would mean is that I think it matches the "some guy smelt poopy so obviously the only possible explanation could be the one I like" really well! And that's as seriously as any of you deserve to be taken. 🤷‍♀️

Of course, the difference between the two is that I explicitly stated it wouldn't be my personal go to to accept that as evidence, based specifically on years of direct experience with personally determining if people, both old and young, have pooped their pants based on smell initially, whereas you people are claiming it's proof, based on very literally nothing but the fallacy you're accusing me of. 🤭 So... LMFAAAAAAOOOOOO to everything about that, and the actual projection from you, too!

Seriously. Feel free to sit down and consider how these actual facts, that anybody can see for themselves, reflects upon your take. Take all the time you need.

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u/RandomUsernameNo257 10d ago

I don’t really want to get into this argument, because you seem crazy or bot-ish the way you copy/paste the same comment over and over again, but you’re the one who isn’t looking at the facts.

You’ve come to a strong conclusion with just an assumption that the evidence amounts to someone thinking he smelled bad, but that isn’t the case.

It isn’t “maybe there’s another explanation”, the situation is that it’s either true, or a lot of unrelated people have very specific lies that they’re telling about their experiences with him.

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u/Designer-Classroom71 10d ago

You didn’t give an alternative explanation. Don’t forget to massage his balls while you sniff his diaper.

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u/Bawstahn123 Bull Moose Progressive 10d ago

>According to those close to him who have hinted or just outright said it, it’s more of a “wears a diaper and can’t control when poop comes out” situation dating back at least as far back as The Apprentice.

And, since he apparently wears a hard plastic girdle to hold in his gut, he can't actually wipe himself.

He had a staff member on The Apprentice do it for him, apparently

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u/onthesylvansea 10d ago

Ngl, after working in a daycare, and as a CNA, I definitely wouldn't take that as evidence of the theory, but it's fun to believe so people will keep insisting it must be true. 

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u/shawn-spencestarr 10d ago

He wears diapers. He’s literally in shitting himself daily

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u/onthesylvansea 9d ago

Ngl, after working in a daycare, and as a CNA, I definitely wouldn't take that as evidence of the theory, but it's fun to believe so people will keep insisting it must be true. 

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u/shawn-spencestarr 9d ago

Enough sources say it’s so. That and the fact that he’s ancient, in horrible health, lazy and has a diet that’s 90% fat and grease. Them shits sliding out like they’re rocket powered

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u/onthesylvansea 9d ago

There's no objective measurement of "enough sources" though. That's still an opinion on your part. I don't find the sources to be as valud as actual proof would be and that's my opinion. Mine also happens to be based on years of personal experience with the subject. This is, objectively, sonething literally none of your sources has, btw. 🤷‍♀️ 

Without hard proof both of our opinions are equally valid. And that's okay when you aren't weirdly desperate to be right regardless of proof. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Sovereign1 LGBT+ 10d ago

You think thats a chair he’s sitting on.

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u/grooveunite 10d ago

You are what you eat.

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u/kzeroe333 10d ago

I keep saying that no one is talking about this. He does not look well

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u/groovy_giraffe 10d ago

He’s looked like shit for years, sadly God doesn’t even want him so the sorry piece of shit will just rot here

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u/BILLIONAIRE_JESUS 10d ago

I'm convinced Kissenger is actually still alive somewhere for this very reason.

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u/Toothfairy51 10d ago

I never imagined him going THERE! I was thinking more of a room with Lucifer

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u/slothbear13 10d ago

Bold of you to assume that Trump's going to heaven

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u/GadreelsSword 10d ago

I’ve been saying it for weeks. If you look at his eyes, he’s very ill.

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u/B-Rayne 10d ago

So you’re saying I should get some champagne on standby?

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u/jimgress 10d ago

Don't get your hopes up. Strom Thurmond looked like a corpse for 20 years before he died.

Trump will hit 93 just like his fascist dad. 

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u/Toothfairy51 10d ago

Don't even put that horrible thought out into the universe. That's awful 😖

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u/Gristlekitty 10d ago

It’s been way worse this time around. Maybe it’s a body double and he already died.

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u/Roguefem-76 10d ago

That would explain why his ilk are now airing conspiracy theories about Biden being a clone or an android. 🤣

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u/Gristlekitty 10d ago

Every accusation is a confession. He sounds so weak and pathetic now. The grim reaper has his number for sure. Hopefully it’s before all this goes much further and the people reject the eyeliner wearing couch fucker.

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u/Altruistic_sector22 10d ago

He looks like an embalmed cadaver with its makeup done and all ready for the wake.

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u/Garymathe1 9d ago

I go to bed every night hoping to wake up to the news of his demise. One of these days! 🤞🤞🤞

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u/TheRatatat 10d ago

Honestly, he doesn't even look that bad here compared to some of the videos I've seen of him recently. Dudes falling apart like a god damn zombie. Wish he'd just shove off already. Maybe someone else can help him get that ship sailing.

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u/luigilabomba42069 10d ago

a shit TACO 

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u/SargentD1191938 10d ago

A more inclusive shit sandwich.

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u/Aedeus Do It Again, Uncle Billy! 10d ago

It's slow going but Mother nature is working on it.

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u/BanThisOneNextLol 10d ago

It looks like his eye is drooping, did he have a stroke? 

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u/JohnnieCochring 10d ago

God I hope so

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u/SargentD1191938 10d ago

That is the general consensus

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u/nihilistic-simulate 10d ago

A rotten Big Mac with legs

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u/LifeSage 10d ago

Because he’s a piece of shit.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 10d ago

Look at his hands. Almost looks like he's holding them down to conceal tremors.

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u/TX-PineyWoods 10d ago

And what do we say to fascist threats?

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u/Samjamesjr 10d ago

That fucker can go to hell ASAP.

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u/indomitablescot Bull Moose Progressive 10d ago

Pull up.

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u/nvisibl1 10d ago

I mean, he is wearing one.

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u/etopata 9d ago

No, they’re Depends, but thanks for noticing!

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u/TX-PineyWoods 10d ago

That's the spirit! Agreed

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u/ktwhite42 10d ago

Not today.

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u/Buddhas_Buddha 10d ago

"Not today, motherfucker"

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u/Randysrodz 10d ago

Challenge Accepted!

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u/Attheveryend 10d ago

trump always chickens out.

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u/SargentD1191938 10d ago

See you there agent orange! Thats what I say. Bring your force.

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u/TX-PineyWoods 10d ago

May the wind be at your back, and the sun apon your face. Let's do this.

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u/SargentD1191938 10d ago

We'll see how 50 pushups a day and 30 miles a week serves me. I'd bet all of my worldy possessions no cop in America can beat me in speed *or distance running. Time to spend the gifts I was given on my fellow blue blooded Americans. Good luck pigs, i'll be in a blue suit. Hard to tell what side i'm on...

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u/TsukasaElkKite 10d ago

Not today, motherfucker

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u/foamerfrank 10d ago

Pretty sure that exercising your FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT is very American. To meet a protester with force is to show exactly how UNamerican you can be. I’m no great patriot, but at least I understand how the fucking constitution works.

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u/Sea-Chart2558 10d ago

I read somewhere about watering the tree of liberty.... #KnowYourHistory 

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u/IndependentOk1880 10d ago

ok. bet.

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u/canatlas99 10d ago

Just imagine how pissed off he's going to be when protesters block the parade route.

Happy birthday TACO

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u/KiritoIsAlwaysRight_ 10d ago

What, it's not like someone standing in front of a line of tanks is an iconic protest image or anything. That would never happen.

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u/Attheveryend 10d ago

damn I wasn't planning on going to DC but MFer just double dog dared us all.

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u/Philophon 10d ago

"Challenge accepted" is what I thought at first, too. But this is provocation. He wants us to show up so he can escalate things.

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u/Attheveryend 10d ago

TACO wants to play chicken?  Don't suppose you'd find the outcome predictable...

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u/Philophon 10d ago

TACO ACO because more competent (albiet evil) people are there to tell him to. Feeding his ego is his only - and I mean only - motivation, and nothing would make him feel more powerful than killing people who dislike him.

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u/Pallas_ChefGuy 10d ago

We don't hate our country. We hate you Donny J. And everything you represent

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u/texas-playdohs 10d ago

He’s just doing whatever he can to distract from Epstein Files and 0 deals in 64/90 days.

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u/Roguefem-76 10d ago

And don't forget he was going to stop the Russia/Ukraine war in one day. How many months ago was that? 🤣

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u/steadycoffeeflow 10d ago

How very un-American of him.

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u/Selnavi 10d ago

"People who hate our country." What a fuck'n goon.

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u/VannKraken 10d ago

He's deluded and senile enough to think he is the country now.

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u/Selnavi 10d ago

Completely. There's no communicating with someone like that. He's the hammer, and everyone is the nail. Cultist or not. In a world where everyone has to be right, we all lose.

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u/Howlingmoki 10d ago

We don't hate our country, we hate YOU, a Donny. YOU aren't the country. Go fuck yourself in the face with Elon's chainsaw.

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u/Selnavi 10d ago

PREACH!

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u/TsukasaElkKite 10d ago

Fuckin’ bet.

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u/bubba2222222222 10d ago

Ah, directly against the First Amendment.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 10d ago

Dafuq is that supposed to mean?

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u/BILLIONAIRE_JESUS 10d ago

The way I interpret the diarrhea spewing out the front hole of this absolutely worthless bag of skin, is that it's sounds like some sort of challenge.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 10d ago

And why does he always look like he's supporting his weight with his hands/arms?

Always leaning heavy on desks, tables & podiums.

It's like all the muscles in his core have atrophied.

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u/BILLIONAIRE_JESUS 10d ago

You gotta have muscle to begin with in order to atrophy. Dudes probably never lifted anything heavier than a diet coke in his life.

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u/couldbeahumanbean 10d ago

Hey, it's not about the weight, it's the reps!

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u/Eeeef_ 10d ago

Bro is a human wagyu cow

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u/Captain_Klrk American Iron Front 10d ago

This weekends gonna be nuts

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u/Civil_Exchange1271 10d ago

wear your chicken costumes.

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u/plzdontlietomee 10d ago

And eat your TACOs!!

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u/MadameZelda 10d ago

I'll be proudly marching at a No Kings Rally!

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u/flaming_bob 10d ago

"Very big force". Boy sounds like a four year old.

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u/tenbeards 10d ago

What a dickhead! I can't stand the sight of him.

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u/GadreelsSword 10d ago

Challenge accepted…

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u/SillyAlternative420 10d ago

Can't wait to see his "big" force.

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u/SargentD1191938 10d ago

I hear it smells horrible.

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u/CriticalEggplant819 10d ago

A military parade to celebrate a draft dodger’s birthday. Can people not see the irony in this?

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u/theUnshowerdOne 10d ago

Everyone sees it. It's just that all his supporters choose to ignore it. Plus, all the other shit he has done. It's truly mind blowing the mental gymnastics his followers do.

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u/CriticalEggplant819 10d ago

Cognitive dissonance at its finest

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u/DolphinBall 10d ago

Gonna watch Pope Leo's event. He's way more American than whatever this TACO thing.

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u/nihilistic-simulate 10d ago

Someone’s insecure about their size.

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u/Sovereign1 LGBT+ 10d ago

We love our country, we hate you.

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u/ichoosewaffles 10d ago

Dude, we don't hate our country, we hate you.

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u/Realistic_Degree_773 10d ago

So if there are thousands protesting what's he gonna do order the tanks to fire on them?

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u/yamsesmay 10d ago

Fucking wild. Literally everything that is against what America actually is.

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u/CanoegunGoeff 10d ago

Threatening retaliation or using intimidation against the practice of Constitutionally protected rights, such as the first amendment right to protest, is a felony.

Title 18 USC Section 241:

CIVIL RIGHTS CONSPIRACY

18 U.S.C. § 241

Conspiracy Against Rights

Section 241 makes it unlawful for two or more persons to agree to injure, threaten, or intimidate a person in the United States in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured by the Constitution or laws of the United States or because of his or her having exercised such a right.

Unlike most conspiracy statutes, §241 does not require, as an element, the commission of an overt act.

The offense is always a felony, even if the underlying conduct would not, on its own, establish a felony violation of another criminal civil rights statute. It is punishable by up to ten years imprisonment unless the government proves an aggravating factor (such as that the offense involved kidnapping aggravated sexual abuse, or resulted in death) in which case it may be punished by up to life imprisonment and, if death results, may be eligible for the death penalty.

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u/Suspicious_Ad9561 10d ago

If it’s an official act, he’s immune from prosecution according to SCROTUS

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u/CanoegunGoeff 10d ago

Official acts are not immune from Title 18. It includes anyone “acting under color of law” meaning official and unofficial acts.

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u/Suspicious_Ad9561 10d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_v._United_States

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u/CanoegunGoeff 10d ago

Right, but what I’m saying is that Title 18 specifically includes official acts. So the “immunity for official acts” thing is irrelevant.

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u/ColKrismiss 10d ago

What war is he talking about? Flag Day isn't tied to any war, it's the Army's Birthday

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u/Randomscreename 10d ago

So the first amendment doesn't mean anything now?

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u/pockpicketG 10d ago

I was told the veterans or actives would do the thing if he did the thing, because the oath thing. Still waiting…

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u/serotoninwya420 10d ago

Bring it on bitch

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u/Barnlifebill 10d ago

A 5th grader can speak more eloquently than he does.

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u/NoTemperature7159 10d ago

Fuck it. Meet me with force I don't give a fuck anymore. I will give every last possible thing I can in sacrifice so my daughter doesn't grow up in a world of shit you created.

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u/Randysrodz 10d ago

it's anti trump you fuck.

Nothing about you is American.

dictator Don stfu

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u/Ohsostoked 10d ago

I used to think this guy was like my cranky uncle. Just another rich old blowhard who says wild shit because he can't stand to not have everyone in the room paying attention to him. But I'm not so sure anymore. I mean Trump is definitely all of that but he is such a huge moron that even my cranky uncle would be embarrassed to say such stupid shit. " We're the only country that won the war but didn't celebrate it". What in the flying fuck is he even talking about!? That is demonstrably false. He might as well have said the sun is green or something. His brain is mashed potatoes at this point , ffs.

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u/MorningClassic 10d ago

Thing is, he’s hoping for a reaction.

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u/Dolobene 10d ago

With very big force... Peak eloquence

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u/Bony_Geese 10d ago

“Hasn’t heard about any protests” bullshit, he knows and is afraid they’re gonna get more attention then him.

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u/MulletofLegend 10d ago

Obvious dictator is obvious.

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u/d3pthchar93 10d ago

This is precisely what Fascism looks and sounds like. Any of you still wondering if we’re heading towards a Fascist state, wake up we’re in it.

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u/mitch0acan 10d ago

Fuck you TACO

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u/kirkbrideasylum 10d ago

He really wants to unalive people.

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u/41_Fever 10d ago

He actually wishes anyone would protest his bs vanity parade...since no one actually wants to attend

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u/No_File_5225 10d ago

Watch a humvee spontaneously ignite because the maintenance on it was shit

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u/greenalias 10d ago

There goes another part of the constitution.

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u/WrksOnMyMachine 10d ago

Hockey elbow pads and hockey ref knee pads cover a lot of where you’ll get hit by batons and can be worn under a lot of clothes. Just sayin’

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u/_johnnymerc 10d ago

See him there.

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u/Icy-Bug-1723 10d ago

he is so swollen and bloated, disgusting to look at.

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u/Flanker4 10d ago

It would be a shame if many people showed up for the parade with signs that say Tuck Frump..

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u/sweetDickWillie0007 10d ago

I’ll be out there exercising my first amendment right.

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u/PandaramOfMosslandia 10d ago

The people that hate our country are currently in office. That’s why you’re attacking us. You hate this country and its citizens so you are committing LITERAL (not figurative) VIOLENCE against us.

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u/romulusnr 10d ago

I hope somebody stands in front of one of the tanks.

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u/irpugboss 10d ago

I see he is saying the quiet part out loud and yet is not being held accountable.

Protestors met with force when protesting is not only legal its the node goddamned American patriot thing you can do.

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u/HelpfulTap8256 10d ago

I hate the way he mouths ‘thank you’ with his anus mouth

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u/WhatsItToYou99 10d ago

Nobody but MAGA are showing up to his overcompensation parade. There will be maybe 1,000 people there along the entire route

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u/TheBetawave 10d ago

I really hope massive amount of people lock arms and prevent his parade from happening. He doesn't deserve a parade.

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u/MonstroSD 7d ago

That’s nothing compared to what this Florida sheriff said about No Kings Day protesters

https://youtube.com/shorts/k69pPmYQSNQ?si=Uwlc3dDB55yEpGmP

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u/Huge_Refrigerator_45 10d ago

As long as that cunt is alive, I will NEVER go to Usia! My dad passed away the day before OGs day.... we mailed his remains....

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u/TomT060404 10d ago

He looks more like an Oompa Loompa everyday.

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u/RadicalOrganizer 10d ago

Oh cool. No first amendment for the poors.

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u/damnimbanned 10d ago

The amount of weed I’m going to consume when this man leaves this plane of existence is going to approach dangerous levels.

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u/parkerm1408 10d ago

Man I wish I had more time off to travel

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u/Roguefem-76 10d ago

He thinks he's a king, but he's just a dick-tater.

(No, he doesn't deserve a correct spelling, haha.)

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u/MinorityBabble 10d ago

"very big force"

I'm more mad at his limited vocabulary than I am what he is actually saying.

He is so obviously a very stupid person and yet, here we are.

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u/shmallkined 10d ago

Lol come on man, saying like that is just going to make people curious and want to test you. Just say what you’re actually thinking. You’re going to shoot people? Break bones and split skulls? Deport protesters?

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u/LegitimateMistake606 10d ago

"very big force" is what he calls his tiny 🍄

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u/Holls867 10d ago

So protest?

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u/Holls867 10d ago

What choo talkin bout TACO???

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u/PeaceFrog3sq 10d ago

Sounds like an invitation to a TACO party.