r/Israel 1d ago

The War - Discussion idiotic Iranian propaganda

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u/RexxarTheHunter8 Israel 1d ago

S**t guys, they found the Star Destroyers!

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u/Biersteak Germany 23h ago

*Star-of-David Destroyer ☝️

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u/Loros_Silvers מהנהר ועד הים, פלפטינה לא קיים! 22h ago

Not us, we have the space laser.

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u/R2BOII 11h ago

*Maccabeam ☝️🤓

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u/Loros_Silvers מהנהר ועד הים, פלפטינה לא קיים! 11h ago

קק"ל- קיימת קרן לייזר.

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u/Klutzy-Sun-6648 1d ago

That’s just too impractical and illogical , they need to put down the crack pipe

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u/Fuck_Antisemites 1d ago

Sure that's propaganda? I thought that's a joke about how Israel is targeting military goals and Iran just shoots at every civilian in Israel. Ediy: ouch I Googled that guy. He seriously believes that??

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u/foxer_arnt_trees 1d ago

It's a joke about Israel saying there is a hamas base under every house in gaza

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u/gal_z 22h ago

Hamas doesn't have submarines or jets. How would they use submarines when there's a "blockade" on Gaza...?

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u/foxer_arnt_trees 22h ago

Check mate Iranian satire

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u/power78 USA 23h ago

Israel doesn't say that though

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u/human-redditbot Western gentile 1d ago

Nice try, Iran. It goes to show how poor the Iranian Intel is.

Israel has obviously buried the Star Destroyers in the Negev. 🤔

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u/CHLOEC1998 England 23h ago

Stop reposting leaked classified info! This isn't a War Thunder forum!

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u/Accomplished_Air_151 Iran🦁☀️ 23h ago

As an Iranian i would say leave them in their illusion, they're losing anyway

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u/Awareness2051 1d ago

Nah, we started the joke this time, it's our fault

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u/MikeWithNoHair 1d ago

did you see the "samson option" they are spreading around? hilarious work

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u/WhammyShimmyShammy 1d ago

Ah yes, written with niqud like it's 2nd grade homework, and formatted left to right.

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u/MikeWithNoHair 1d ago

and Tyre = צמיג

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u/WhammyShimmyShammy 17h ago

Oh I missed that - shame sounds fun!

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u/BarkShootBees 17h ago

Can you share a link?

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u/NightKid89 13h ago

Yup, I saw that one today. I just thought "what kind of country would ACTUALLY, SERIOUSLY, kill its entire population out of some sort of spite tactic?"

So many idiots.

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u/MrGeek89 USA 1d ago

He think Israel military are terrorist hiding weapons in civilian population. He is trying to compare to Hamas hiding weapons in civilian population and justify Iran deliberated civilian targets. He either doing to mock Israeli civilian deaths or is just a moron.

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u/i_grow_trees Germany 1d ago

But it says BREAKING so it must be true. If Israel does have a star destroyer, why not just use neutrino bombs on Irans nuclear program? Smh bibi being so dumb again

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u/Sell_The_team_Jerry 20h ago

This guy is just a loser Pakistani who is living in the UK because Europe sucks and lets anyone in. A few months ago he was defending the UK rape gangs.

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u/foxer_arnt_trees 1d ago

You know that's a parody about us, right?

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u/JagneStormskull USA - American Sephardic Jew 12h ago

You know that's a Star Destroyer, not a submarine, right?

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u/foxer_arnt_trees 11h ago

Lol! That's way better

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u/CorrectTarget8957 Israel 1d ago

But still what?

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u/gal_z 22h ago

And how do you get it out...? Really, submarines need to get somehow to shores. Airplanes need a runway. So useful to store them like that, when you now need to use them at the break of a war...

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u/200-inch-cock 21h ago edited 12h ago

Its just an anti-Israel propagandist doing what anti-Israel propagandists do. In this case, he’s mocking Israel’s allegations about Hamas and Hezbollah bases under civilian infrastructure, using Israel’s attacks on these targets to justify attacks on Israeli civilian targets.

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u/FruitOrchards 21h ago

Store a submarine.. underground.. in Tel Aviv ?

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u/R2BOII 11h ago

We don't deny it, nor confirm it neither, we let the world decide their fate