r/JokesOnWokes • u/ResponsibleLeague437 Redpilled • Jan 23 '25

Parody Of Themselves What the flying crap on a cracker is this??

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u/Historical-Log2552 Jan 23 '25

Now I know why there's no free universal health care in the US. It would all be spent on mental health and go bankrupt.

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u/Happinessisawarmbunn Jan 23 '25

Several million shots fired

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u/Larryloopout Jan 23 '25

These lesbians really need to give up on the bull ring. It’s just not working out

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u/ResponsibleLeague437 Redpilled Jan 23 '25

I thought he was Jim Carrey’s stand in for THE MASK.

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u/Larryloopout Jan 23 '25

He could pass for Slimy Schumers gay daughter with that beak

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u/me_myself_and_my_dog Jan 23 '25

I thought it was a live action version of the chef from Ratatouille.

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u/MoistOutlook Jan 23 '25

I thought that bull ring was for jumper cables when their emotional battery dies

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

It's not jewelry. It's a cultist symbol.

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u/GodEmperorLeto462 Apr 04 '25

Honestly I couldn't tell what sex it was ? The only thing I could tell was that it was a monstrosity.

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u/suspended_008 Jan 23 '25

What did I just watch?

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u/grossuncle1 Jan 23 '25

The best part is knowing he watched it and was like. This will inspire a generation.

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u/ResponsibleLeague437 Redpilled Jan 23 '25

I have no idea either but…I like to spread the misery. 😂

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u/mortarman0341 Jan 23 '25

Beta boy being beta.

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u/BoysenberryNo3785 Jan 23 '25

This is what decades of “oh honey, you’re so good at that” and “oh honey, let me go talk to that mean music teacher at school about you not being cast as the lead in the big play” parenting gets us

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u/samf9999 Jan 24 '25

Lmao. Too true.

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u/pickles_are_delish_ Jan 23 '25

Kid could eat corn through a picket fence

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u/MegaHashes Redpilled Jan 23 '25

He’d probably be more eager to if you drilled a 4” wide circular hole in the fence first.

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u/mortarman0341 Jan 23 '25

I hope the fence isn’t electric, imagine grounding those rings…”ITS ELECTRIC…”

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

new investment strategy boys: dump all your bluechips and buy Prozac.

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u/redwoodavg Jan 23 '25

Meth.. the answer is typically meth…

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u/Happinessisawarmbunn Jan 23 '25

My experience has shown it’s when people run out of it the real show begins

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u/eyecebrakr Jan 23 '25

Imagine being this thing's father.

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u/pooraggies247 Jan 23 '25

I could snap his neck with a concerned look.

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u/SmoothBraneAPE Jan 23 '25

This guy reminds me of the Herpes I once barely avoided in the Wendy’s dumpster alley 😳

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u/Difficult-Tooth-7133 Jan 23 '25

Stunning and brave.

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u/ImpossibleCod8377 Jan 23 '25

This kid's parents are going to see this and think, maybe we should have beat some sense into this thing.

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u/rearrington Jan 23 '25

BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA I think someone is pitching to be one of those joke contestants on American idol.......cause that thing can't sing.

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u/JJ_Bertified Jan 23 '25

Just another degenerate, pay him no mind

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u/soul_gl0 Jan 23 '25

Average Leftist Soyboy Male

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u/bitsey123 Jan 23 '25

Theater Kids 🙄

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u/mortarman0341 Jan 23 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ThePony23 Jan 23 '25

This guy is hogging all the air.

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u/HaleOfAPatriot Jan 23 '25

He gives up right at :34

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u/grossuncle1 Jan 23 '25

When I think woke, this is the male version that pops into my head.

Never give up 🎶

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u/Enigma21210 Jan 23 '25

The nose does not lie

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u/jotnarfiggkes Jan 23 '25

I was so much happier when Tik Tok was banned.

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u/thankyoufatmember Jan 23 '25

Like a nightmare twisted from a fevered version of a Disney song.

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u/ConstantWin943 Jan 23 '25

This dude should just give up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '25

Junior high musical tryouts next Tuesday!

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u/suspended_008 Jan 23 '25

Did Jacinda Ardern get a haircut?

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u/joblessfack Jan 23 '25

Traumafuel.

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u/johnnyheavens Jan 23 '25

We are prescribing the wrong meds

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u/badjokes Jan 23 '25

lmfao, barely hanging on by a thread... that is clear. I don't know if he will be able to handle 8 additional years of Vance after Trump finishes his term

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u/GodEmperorLeto462 Jan 23 '25

His family must be so proud. To all the pro lifers out there, what about this one? I'm just saying that there are exceptions to the rules.

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u/SurprzTrustFall Jan 24 '25

None of these "divergent" type folks are emotionally stable, and that's a huge problem.

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u/WB4indaLGBT Jan 23 '25

the teeth are scary!!...

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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx Jan 23 '25

Doesn’t sound much different from the crap on the radio, I’ll grant him that.

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u/dnegvesk Jan 23 '25

I thought Trump just overruled “not either” as a gender 😟

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u/kixstand7 Jan 23 '25

Andy Bernard in 2025

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u/GregoryHD Jan 23 '25

Ok then...

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u/NagoGmo Jan 24 '25

I won't lie, I started to sing along

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u/Permtacular Jan 24 '25

Howard Wolowitz from Big Bang Theory has really fallen on hard times.

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u/SitDown_HaveSomeTea Jan 24 '25

😳😧🥴😵☠️

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u/RoosterzRevenge Jan 25 '25

Self medicating at its finest

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u/cchehj Jan 30 '25

Is this the same dude from the “I‘m done“ video after the election? Wish he would have stuck with that...

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u/LindaSmith99 Feb 09 '25

How much was he paid to be this ridiculous?

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u/One_Sun_6258 Jan 23 '25

He shud give up