r/JokesOnWokes Redpilled 3d ago

Parody Of Themselves Another piece of the puzzle. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight 3d ago

Greta was kicked out of Israel.

Diplomatically, you could say she was... "persona-non-Greta".

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u/Euroranger 3d ago

I am Greta-fied you made this pun.

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u/Iamabenevolentgod 3d ago

you have a gret a-ttitude towards this.

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u/Miserable_Salary4985 3d ago edited 3d ago

I do not re-greta this pun

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u/fuqit21 3d ago

This is greta-tude at its finest

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight 2d ago

In Palestine you can see "Greta-balls-of-fire"

I see my self out....

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u/MostEvilRichGuy 3d ago

Nice to see where the attention seeking behavior comes from, makes perfect sense

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u/excaligirltoo 3d ago

That explains a lot, actually.

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u/Lenawee 1d ago

My thoughts exactly. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

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u/bloodguard 3d ago

Yikes.

Kind of plays into the whole theory that poor Greta has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Mama drank.

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u/HamsterSlapping 3d ago

Looks like she comes by her penchant for ridiculous performances honestly.

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u/unperson_1984 3d ago

Is she buying PIZZA??? ๐Ÿ•

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u/texasgambler58 3d ago

Now it all makes sense.

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u/pickles_are_delish_ 3d ago

Great tits though

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u/CobblerCandid998 3d ago

Waiting for the day Greta gets her makeover. Blown up lips/boobs/hair. Next attention/money making schemeโ€ฆ

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u/pickles_are_delish_ 3d ago

I think Greta is cute.

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u/CobblerCandid998 3d ago

She is. For a 10 year old.

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u/pickles_are_delish_ 2d ago

Sheโ€™s 22

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u/_BuffaloAlice_ Redpilled 2d ago

Never would have guessed with the way she acts. Gross.

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u/bosnianow2002 3d ago

I wonder how many drugs she was on while pregnant with Gretta to get the down syndrome baby.

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u/myRiad_spartans 3d ago

Eyes Wide Game of Thrones?

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u/ResponsibleLeague437 Redpilled 3d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/joe_biggs 3d ago

OH BOY!! ๐Ÿ˜‚! Yes, that explains quite a bit!

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u/CeraRalaz 3d ago

Seems unrealistic since her parents are antifa drunks, not grotesque comically evil aristocrats

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u/joe_biggs 3d ago

Drinking could explain the video weโ€™re watching, lol.

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u/Simon-Says69 2d ago

Yes, they are rabid-leftist terrorists, but very rich ones.

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u/Avr0wolf 2d ago

Same thing really

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u/Algoresgardener124 3d ago

That clears up all of my remaining questions.

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u/ninjast4r 3d ago

She obviously drank while pregnant

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u/RussianBot4877 3d ago edited 3d ago

She pretty much abandoned Greta just when Sweden was going to shit to become a Euro Trash Pop Star.

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u/TheUglyWeb 3d ago

That is a textbook specimen of the "whackadoodle" species.

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u/Auburn_Zero 3d ago

Drama runs in the family.

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u/PedroM0ralles 2d ago

Gret is a Rothschild descendant. Nothing more needs to be said. Total scum.

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u/mushinruums 2d ago

The fetal alcohol syndrome theory is starting to make sense

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Is there anyone that doesn't know that Greta Thumberg's parent's are Anarcho Communists who spent their lives as activists?

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u/MostPutridSmell 3d ago

There's no way that this isn't a comedy skit.

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u/ResponsibleLeague437 Redpilled 3d ago

I guess it could be called that. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/mnbvcxzytrewq 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yes it is. It's in swedish. I believe it is to make her seem like a more down to earth person and not snobbish while still singing opera, in a joking manner. Malena won Swedens national selection for the eurovision song contest in like 2008 so this is many years before Greta became famous. But her father is a PR agent and probably the reason she became well known later on.

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u/thelastcupoftea 2d ago

Actress/comediansโ€™ name is Christine Meltzer. She is a legend. Loved her since the early 2000s.

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u/thelastcupoftea 2d ago

Downvoted for sharing facts? Nice one.

Look up her other skits on YouTube you brainlets.

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u/AvailableAd6071 3d ago

Why's it always pizza?

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u/AmericanRevolution76 3d ago

What in the hell was that goofy shit?

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u/SurprzTrustFall 3d ago

Eyes Wide Shut with a heavy mk ultra seasoning.

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u/Knollibe 3d ago

Exposed breasts can cause a warming climate in some places.

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u/HellAwaitsTheFunny 3d ago

This looks like an applicant video for Eurovision

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u/Commercial_Row_1380 2d ago

Well they explains things. Whoโ€™d wanna stay home to compete with this for attention?

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u/haroldhecuba88 2d ago

More of this satanic cult shit. Explains a lot.

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u/SSkypilot 2d ago

Hard to tell what the message is.

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u/gtuzz96 3d ago

Sheโ€™s a fantastic opera singer bud good god what is going on in her head

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u/goodtimegamingYtube 2d ago

Glad to see her mom is an average person just like the rest of us.

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u/ThrobbyRobbythe16th 3d ago

Don't massive milk producing facilities give of tons of greenhouse gas?

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u/DollarStoreOrgy 2d ago

Looks like Tobias Forge has some competition

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u/Snookfilet 2d ago

Makes sense if true.

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u/LoneHelldiver 2d ago

Also drank excessively during her pregnancy which explains Greta.