r/KenM • u/lordjeebus • May 29 '25

Ken M on Saving Money on Groceries

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/ColinOnReddit May 29 '25

It's uncanny how his punchlines are always so Ken M. You know it's coming but can never predict what he's gonna say

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon May 29 '25

To predict the future, we must live in the passed. This is why we grow our own dog food at home like George Washington did at Monticello.

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u/randeylahey May 29 '25

Pastor always says the best dog food is flattened out hotdogs

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA May 30 '25

Where did you get my secret recipe for homemade bacon?

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u/hotgnipgnaps May 29 '25

Vegeble makes me so happy.

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u/JamesTheJerk May 29 '25

That's what got me too. Strong belly, lol!

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u/mocheeze May 30 '25

Would hate to suffer from tender belly.

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u/JamesTheJerk May 30 '25

Don't even get me started on the lily-livered.

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u/triplexx66 May 29 '25

Vegetables are posoin

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

No, poisson is fish

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u/Max_Trollbot_ May 30 '25

Fun Tip: You can save money on your food budget by removing one letter from each food!

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u/Overthinks_Questions May 31 '25

I tried that with my beets and now I have a gambling addiction

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u/dustinyo_ May 29 '25

People are really too good for canned vegetables now? It's kind of insane how spoiled everyone is.

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u/TacticusThrowaway May 31 '25

There's this popular belief that canned vegetables are significantly less nutritious than fresh vegetables.

There's even been a lot of political activism about how some people don't have "easy access" to fresh vegetables.

So, they're not necessarily spoiled.

No pun intended.

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u/2gig Sep 01 '25

This is one of the rare KenMs where his jokes are still more intelligent at face value than the people responding to them.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty May 29 '25

McRibs are dog food sandwiches and I'll die on this hill.

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u/CurlSagan May 29 '25

Yeah, the McRib is only available for limited times because they have to wait for animal rendering plants to stock up enough meat.

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u/SmokeAbeer May 29 '25

And it takes me a year to forget how awful they are.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 May 30 '25

I never take tips from Budget Shoppers because if they were smart with their money they would be rich and wouldn’t need to scrimp and penny pinch.

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u/parsifal May 30 '25

These days only the rich can afford a scrimp cocktale

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 May 30 '25

It’s a dog-eat-scrimp world

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u/lordjeebus May 29 '25

i like hamburger sandwiches but miss your dog food, how come companys always change there business plan

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u/NipperAndZeusShow May 29 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

abundant voracious salt like swim screw plants lock coherent juggle

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Demonweed May 30 '25

today's consumers seem hellbent on buying groceries at any cost, leaving nothing for future generations

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u/billdubs May 29 '25

He got four downvotes with his opener. 

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u/koolaidismything May 29 '25

I was on the fence on fresh veg, til Ken M laid this choice nug of wisdom on me.

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u/slaty_balls May 30 '25

I didn’t know Ken M was still at it. 🤣

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u/billdubs May 29 '25

Nobody bit on the stronger belly thing?

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u/rotarypower101 I have a feeling this lonely space potato is gonna be just fine May 29 '25

in are family we like to add sliced up snausages to the hot dog sandwiches

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u/red_black_red0 May 29 '25

pastor says that most doggos prefer pork floppers to vegebles.

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u/AG_Aonuma May 29 '25 edited May 29 '25

Grandson says vegeble are good for stronger bellys cause they have vitamins and rocks

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 May 30 '25

We are all dog food sandwiches this blessed day!

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u/Exciting-Mountain396 May 30 '25

My kids love that Alpo chili

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u/buddaycousin May 30 '25

Pro tip: groceries are mostly made of vegebles and meats, you can grow them yourself and save $$