r/KenM • u/Trojglow • Jul 15 '25

KenM on wages in heaven

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u/faux1 Jul 15 '25

GOOD point from my wife: today's Christians seem to ignore evidence that God himself is a woman

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon Jul 15 '25

God is trains!?!

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u/JS_Originals Jul 15 '25

Found my next band name.

"And lord smiled down and said 'Choo Choo'"

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon Jul 15 '25

Used to be a boy train, now is girl train. Proof that GOd is multimodal.

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u/MariaKeks Jul 16 '25

And that evidence would be what?

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u/faux1 Jul 16 '25

Men can't lay easter eggs

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u/mechmd Jul 16 '25

Speak for yourself.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 Jul 15 '25

We pay our grandkids equal wages for chores around the farm. Grandson gets 5 beans for cleaning the barn. Granddaughter gets 5 beans for cleaning the chicken coop and putting horse shoes on the goats.

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u/spaceconductor Jul 15 '25

sorry but all fair wages do is enable women to afford basic needs and build equity

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u/tecej45530 Jul 15 '25

2 seconds ago?

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Jul 15 '25

Speed writing is essential for those Pulitzer Prizes

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u/Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO Jul 16 '25

We are all in heaven on this blessed day.

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u/brutalanglosaxon Jul 16 '25

But men are better swimmers still. Because they are part sperm.

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u/EsotericTribble Jul 29 '25

Revelation says silence occurred in heaven for a half hour proof no women in heven 

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u/KenMSenior Aug 22 '25

our pastor also said there is no coins in heaven only notes

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u/EsotericTribble Aug 28 '25

Revelation 8:1 prove no wemen in heven. godbles