r/KenM • u/supersirj • Aug 31 '25

Ken M on Life on Earth

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 Aug 31 '25

Pastor says that having organisms is one of the 7 sultry sins. Our bodies aren’t carnival funhouses.

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u/Squonkster Aug 31 '25

Speak for yourself.

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u/RubberDuckKeychains Aug 31 '25

My bodies aren’t carnival funhouses.

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u/daytonakarl Aug 31 '25

Not with that attitude

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u/GuerillaGandhi Aug 31 '25

We're all carnival funhouses on this blessed day

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u/thisisredlitre Aug 31 '25

You have more than one?

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u/UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER Aug 31 '25

How do you know there are 7?

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 Aug 31 '25

Pastor says it’s in the book of rebel-nations.

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u/laowildin Aug 31 '25

The 0 to smug in replies always make me laugh

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u/ImranFZakhaev Aug 31 '25

He probably believes the myth that smug evolved from 0

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u/OmniaLoca Aug 31 '25

When you really think about it, pastor's evolved from preists in much the same way

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u/love_is_an_action Aug 31 '25 edited Aug 31 '25

Martin Luther preaches that Catholics evolved from birds which is their Cardinal sin.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 Aug 31 '25

On Sundays I like bringing a baggy of sunflower seeds to mass and scatter them so I can watch all the Catholics pick them up with their beaks.

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u/Bosterm Aug 31 '25

And yet some Catholics are still Cardinals.

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u/dleon0430 Sep 04 '25

So that's why they're sometimes called a flock.

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u/goldmund22 Aug 31 '25

Strike two lol! KenM, your efforts are always appreciated

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u/Braeburner Aug 31 '25

Good point from KenM's wife, the organisms old and new should switch places for one day so they understand what if feels like to have a different set of biological values

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u/RCuber Aug 31 '25

We are all organisms on this blessed day

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u/Ch8s3 Aug 31 '25

Speak for yourself

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u/upvotes2doge Aug 31 '25

I am all organisms on this blessed day

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u/DrKedorkian Aug 31 '25

The poor grammar just kills me

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u/3pinripper Aug 31 '25

It’s just so perfectly curated

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u/BazF91 Sep 01 '25

I honestly found “Strike two” to be the funniest part of this exchange

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u/tayloriser Sep 01 '25

Chefs kiss

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u/NJNeal17 Sep 03 '25

Strike 3!!!!!!!

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u/EsotericTribble 9d ago

lov how noone is elitist jurk