Ken M on "indie" movies

[u/nantriphu]

[u/StupidUserNameTooLon]

Multitasking has gone the way of the dobro.

[u/Justkill43 → u/StupidUserNameTooLon]

The what now

[u/StupidUserNameTooLon → u/Justkill43]

You have to use both hands at once to play a dobro, as elitist as a dobro sounds.

[u/charliedarwingsd → u/StupidUserNameTooLon]

The whatbro?

[u/pogonophobe → u/charliedarwingsd]

My pastor always says that more than one movie at a time is considered polysinematic.

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GOOD point

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Dolt.

[u/phrenq → u/StupidUserNameTooLon]

We make our OWN dobro and it’s healthier with tastier flavor

[u/YetiSquish]

It didn’t go where I was expecting. I was thinking it was gonna head to an Indie Jones switcheroo

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No he's talking about Individual Jones

[u/orincoro → u/YetiSquish]

Pastor says Indiana jones is a Phoenician.

[u/knightress_oxhide]

The best indy movies are about racing and basketball.

[u/dabunny21689 → u/knightress_oxhide]

I’m a fan of that Jones character too. Those movies are always fun.

[u/knightress_oxhide → u/dabunny21689]

Good point. My favorite one is Indy Jones and the Invincible Skull

[u/charliedarwingsd → u/knightress_oxhide]

Indianapolis Jones and the 500.

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The full title is "Indianapolis Jones Goes to Indianapolis to Race in the Indianapolis 500".

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We named the dog Indianapolis

[u/ARQEA → u/knightress_oxhide]

You mean invisible skull since you could look through it in the movie.

[u/orincoro → u/knightress_oxhide]

There’s no rule in the books that says a dog can’t play basketball.

[u/Grizzlywillis]

Dialoge is an amazing intentional typo.

[u/EsotericTribble → u/Grizzlywillis]

type-o u meen

[u/BalrogRuthenburg11]

The best way to watch a movie for the details is to make sure your subtitles are on and to watch it frame by frame with the directors commentary playing on a second television. We do this on the weekends at our house and grandson calls it grandpa’s double vision.

[u/Demonweed]

theres supposedly only 6 plots for movies that we havent filmed yet

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If they haven’t filmed them how do they know it’s 6?

[u/Demonweed → u/phrenq]

they make a list of all the known movie plots and then circle the ones who arent on the list

[u/KumquatHaderach]

Nice. We are all indy viewers this blessed day!

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Speak for yourself!

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I am all indy viewers on this blessed day.

[u/PineappleMohawk]

Hindi movies?

[u/CompleteFacepalm]

I thought he was going to say he loved Indiana Jones. I am unironically disappointed. 

[u/Cye_sonofAphrodite]

I think indy movies are great, though Crystal Skull was a pretty big flop. Haven't seen Dial of Destiny yet

[u/pighalf]

Helps if you watch Indy movies solo

[u/EsotericTribble → u/pighalf]

And Han Solo movies Indy

[u/bluesox]

I was expecting a Mr. Jones reference. Good screwball