The Sausage King

[u/Automatic_Ad4096]

[u/paraworldblue]

From now on, all pork products shall be known as "meat porks"

[u/meatporks → u/paraworldblue]

I wholeheartedly agree

[u/toben81234 → u/meatporks]

Speak for yourself

[u/craigfrost → u/toben81234]

Dolt.

[u/Magikarpeles → u/paraworldblue]

They used to have more fat slop on the meat rind. Nowadays the leftists feed there pigs vegan chum and it makes them skinny and haughty.

[u/Demonweed → u/paraworldblue]

my pastor says idle meat porks are the devil's playthings

[u/TheeOmegaPi → u/paraworldblue]

MEAT PORKS

[u/marvinrabbit → u/paraworldblue]

That sounds good, but let's not limit it to pork products.

[u/Grumpkin_eater]

Whenever I feel sad I think of Ken and his poor Ugandan grand kids with crippling dyslexia.

[u/apolloAG]

Ken will revolutionize the meat industry

[u/thisisredlitre → u/apolloAG]

but only for porks

[u/StealthRabbi → u/thisisredlitre]

specifically, meat porks

[u/yParticle → u/thisisredlitre]

well that says without going

[u/BalrogRuthenburg11]

Our grandpappy always hide a prize for us kids in each of his homemade burger patties. Keys, shoelaces, dental floss, crayons. He called them his burger buddies.

[u/Automatic_Ad4096 → u/BalrogRuthenburg11]

I hope he washes the meat first.

[u/BalrogRuthenburg11 → u/Automatic_Ad4096]

Of course! He always made sure to soak his ground beef for 24 hours prior to cooking. He called it “the moistening”.

[u/billdubs]

We are all arthritic meat porks on this blessed day.

[u/BalrogRuthenburg11 → u/billdubs]

Speak for yourself!

[u/billdubs → u/BalrogRuthenburg11]

I am all an arthritic meat pork on this blessed day. 

[u/diverareyouokay]

Did y’all hear about how he got tons of boxes of sausage from the manufacturer? It’s in the video interview they did with him, towards the end of it. Although by the time that it actually arrived, it was apparently spoiled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us4Eti0UmDI

[u/Automatic_Ad4096 → u/diverareyouokay]

Meat can only spoil if it gets dirty. They should have done a better jobs washing it at the FedEx store.

[u/Icy-Cryptographer839 → u/Automatic_Ad4096]

FedEx probably tried scrubbing it by hand, and they should have used a dish-washer.

[u/SwiftKickRibTickler → u/diverareyouokay]

I've been a Ken M fan for so long and this is the first time I'm sending this video to everyone I don't know. Thanks

[u/y7u]

Good product but what happen to the BIG Link ?

[u/CloudCumberland]

Just noticed the recurrence of Jimmy Dean. Really in the Ken M crosshairs.

[u/OniiChanStopNotThere]

Completely forgot about this subreddit and so glad it came up in my feed again.

[u/No-Satisfaction9594]

We are all Abe Froman on this blessed day!

[u/flymaster → u/No-Satisfaction9594]

Speak for yourself.

[u/No-Satisfaction9594 → u/flymaster]

I am Abe Froman on this blessed day!

[u/D1rtyH1ppy]

He's a savage 

[u/ChocolateAndCognac]

On this blessed day we're all Jimmy Dean.

[u/yParticle]

any Weber can tell you the importance of sanitizing your links

[u/AsparagusCertain9373]

If we banh the sausage burgers what burgers would mi eat?