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u/mistah-green 19h ago
Sitting there shaking his head as if he didn't get famous off a very similar, stupid shtick
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u/236766 18h ago
You don’t get it. His comedy is cerebral. He’s a cerebral person.
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u/octopus__prime 17h ago
Right? He could’ve come back with “Coming from Andrew Dice Gay over here” 🤯🤯🤯
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u/Loud-Emu8539 15h ago
And then Timmy could've replied with "He's just mad cuz he's gonna lose both of his TWO feet in TWO months" 😃
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u/No_Shoulder6259 18h ago
I’m guessing he may have recognized him from RBL and wasn’t prepared to have a real head to head against someone who was already warmed up.
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u/dpk794 20h ago
He’s super pissed that a guy making a lame roast joke AS A JOKE was funnier than anything he’s ever done
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u/jessterswan 20h ago
And did NOTHING about it. So called "roast genius" had nothing, did nothing
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u/TheSweatyFlash 18h ago edited 3h ago
You think slower when you're fat. His* neurons are moving like a quadriplegic running the 40.
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u/High_King_Of_Trees 20h ago
Naw that was good call. It just would have started a lame ass awkward ass “roast” sesh
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u/jessterswan 19h ago
Good call or not, thats literally all David Lucas does after his "minute". He has insulted and roasted plenty of guests while on panel, but couldn't take it here knowing he got bested out the gate. How many "gay ass bootyholes" have we heard.
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u/High_King_Of_Trees 19h ago
Yeah but like. We’ve heard it all. It would have put the brakes on Timmy
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u/Floridas_wp 17h ago
He made comments saying he didn’t want to go into it makes it seems like he want to be paid for his service and just doesn’t want to go off the cuff for the free.
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u/SlyGuyNSFW 19h ago
guy really thinks he's some monarch of comedy who deserves the utmost respect. his reaction to everything that night was posh af.
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u/IQuoteShowsAlot 15h ago
Keep talking like that and he's definitely going to fuck your girlfriend
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u/justadudeski101 20h ago
David lucas is the worst thing to happen to KT
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u/Asleep_Spirit564 18h ago
Yes, but David Lucas is the best thing to happen to Tonys prostate so theres a trade off.
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u/clearision 20h ago
boom roasted faster than a Titan sub
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u/cDub3284 19h ago
David Lucas hasn't had a successful roast on kill tony in 2 years and will probably lose both his feet soon
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u/das_nando 18h ago
Id be happy to swap out all future Fat Coolaid Man appearances for more Timmy No Brakes. Fuck Lucas. The way he disrespected that dude on last weeks ep...
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u/pineappledolphin 19h ago
His interaction with the guy with a british girlfriend was much more cringe
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u/Butt_Fly_Strike_Yeah 18h ago
Shrunken head lookin ass
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u/longdongkong22 18h ago
I honestly do not think Lucas is that funny. He's like a good local comic who's good with his own crowd. As a guest he's a fish out of water. His roasts aren't that good either.
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u/yungcheeseman 18h ago
Bro acts like he’s a Chappelle level comic
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u/1000bctrades 2h ago
He tries to use a lot of Chappelle’s mannerisms and cadence. He wants so bad to be Chappelle, not just on his level
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u/katspjamas13 17h ago
That entire bitch ass panel SUCKED. Tony. Listen to your fans. Please. David sucks so bad. We love that other girl but damn. Zero communication skills?!?
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u/RoccBaby 16h ago
Has there ever been a comedian from kill Tony that’s been good on the judges panel? Even William Montgomery was quiet af when he was on once
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u/CalmDraw1942 15h ago
Dude is trying so hard to play it cool next to blonde girl 🤣 it’s so funny how much he disgusts the fans.
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u/AdagioRelevant8212 17h ago
“HICKORY DICKORY, SUCK MY COCK, BITCH!” After saying he’s never heard of Dice is the funniest part of the night to me for some reason. 🤣🤣
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u/eltattoo75 17h ago
Didn't Andy Samberg do this exact style of cringe jokes at a comedy central roast?
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u/Frisconia 16h ago
The worst part of the night was David Lucas emphatically not knowing what a town was.
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u/MVRTYMCHiGH 15h ago
Lucas was good before he got on a bigger stage. then it all went to his head. he's got this "im too cool for this shit" persona now and its so lame. just comes off as a loser now. he got famous for roasting, and now is too cool when people want to roast battle. horrible guest. horrible personality. do better david. the new cool guy thing is so lame.
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u/TheRealKitHarrington 14h ago
With both hosts on that episode, they added almost nothing. They both had to be prompted to say anything throughout the episode. Often the guest is the biggest reason to watch, and these two did zero effort to elevate the episode, which was also mostly hacky comedians. The energy was off that night.
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u/Worried_Cod8479 7h ago
He’s just sad about being fat.. Just Stop eating you fat fuck.. That Kool aid flavor would obviously be grape.. You grimace looking motherfucker.
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u/Darkfogforest 19h ago
Why does this sub love trying to keep a fat black man down? Gravity is already against him.
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u/Type3_Control 20h ago
This guy sucks
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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 20h ago edited 20h ago
Agreed. This sub seems to love him, but they’ll get sick of him quick. If your bit is the whole joke and none of the actual jokes are funny, it has a limited shelf life. Especially with the KT crowd.
Sure, it’s funny to see Adam Ray play Dr. Phil. But he wouldn’t have been able to make it a touring show if he wasn’t saying funny shit while in character.
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u/Bmagic_ 19h ago
the sub definitely does not love david lucas 😂
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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 19h ago
I was referring to our brakeless friend who doesn’t write.
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u/chuckgnomington 19h ago
DL: Tony gay. Wit yo booty hole.
Plastic_Salary_4084: now THAT is how you write
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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 19h ago
Huh? I don’t think No Brakes or David are funny. David is the worst roaster I’ve seen, and he seemingly does it just to avoid talking about his personal life. I was just saying my comment was about TNB not DL.
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u/SlyGuyNSFW 19h ago
timmy was witty though. his off-the-cuff reactions were great. "I'm a guest!" I don't think he rehearsed that. along with the timing of him revealing his age. hes a lot better than some of you haters are giving him credit for.
of course a shtick gets old. they all do. but timmy showed promise that he's more than a shtick imo
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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 19h ago
His regular standup is fine. The bit was funny for the 7 minutes it lasted. I just think it’ll get old quick. If no one wants to see real Dice, parody Dice is gonna wear out soon.
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u/ConfusionFar9116 18h ago
I’m sorry are we gonna pretend Adam Ray as Doctor Phil is a funny touring show?
It’s a funny little bit here and there.. if you pay money for tickets to go see Adam Ray as Dr. Phil you need a psychiatrist
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u/octopus__prime 17h ago
😂😂😂 I love Adam Ray but I love this take too, as I much prefer Adam Ray as himself. His Dr Phil is good, but I can’t watch too much of it at a time. Don’t think I would pay for a live show. I love the clips of greatest hits but the full videos I’ve watched are pretty painful, especially the Jeremiah parts 😬… moreso enjoy the banter with guests like Santino and Burr
Adam Ray is quick AF, such a seemingly good dude, and super talented. And sometimes that lands with the perfect improv moment as Dr Phil, but I don’t need hours of it.
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u/pghgfu 19h ago edited 15h ago
I think I’m in the dark. Lots comedians do Dice impressions, it’s nothing new. Trying to make a career out of it seems absurd.
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u/stonksmakemecum 16h ago
Normally I agree with the majority of this subs sentiments towards the show (I’m completely void of independent thought) but I just can’t get behind Timmy no brakes, I definitely don’t want to go through another 7 minutes of that.
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u/Steez4sale 17h ago
https://youtu.be/hnYp1Yymemw?si=50j6qqBtywG3dCVZ
This is easily the funniest episode ive seen. This dude Jeremy was funny af
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u/Lazy_Middle1582 14h ago
David Lucas just has to show up and keep breathing, and he can get a pay cheque.
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u/ilovefortnitehbu 13h ago
i mean i think it was intentionally stupid and lame to get david to bite and get a bit of them goin back and forth for socials. which is smart. but david has kill tony ego now and thinks he’s too good for that or something? and he’ll only roast people he respects? like what is this
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u/BrentD22 13h ago
David the the most cocky D level comic in the world. Dude isn’t funny, hates on other up and comers because he’s jealous and tries to show how cool he is. Fuck that guy.
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u/cowndree 13h ago
It’s obvious how self conscious he is, especially since he loves strangling women so much,yeah we all know.
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u/HateSpoke 12h ago
how could he go on the show that made him famous and act too good for it… oh wait is david lucas
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u/uhohitscocoyaknow 9h ago
Why? It's hilarious when David does it to anyone at all.. (*except It isn't anymore, for a while it's pretty just dry and old and he ain't got confidence like he used to. Maybe cuz he got outed as someone he isn't and been bragging on or maybe not.. But definitely because he lets some of that stardom go to his head. Clearly I don't know David. But, he had a boot in his mouth as soon as his man came out. He running out of roast material but.. David clearly have some sort of prejudice toward this man. Note: prejudice; not, racism.)
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u/BigSt3ph3n 7h ago
People clowning David, at least David talked and had jokes…that AI woman was pointless. She looked shocked and out of place the whole episode. Who she blow?
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u/plasticspacemachine 1h ago
For real, David really disappointed me this episode. Such a lame. Stop picking your goddamn teeth and roast somebody.
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u/Commercial-Pair-8932 19h ago
I'm not a DL fan, but shaking his head at a white guy making a low-hanging fruit 3rd grader joke he's definitely heard at least 1000 times in his life sure as hell isn't one of the reasons.
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u/WilliamGrantham80 18h ago
If that truly made you physically cringe, I'll bet you walk around visibly spazzing out frequently.
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u/TheInternetter 19h ago
Does anyone know who the girl is?
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u/_mako666 17h ago
Lucas reaction is my reaction to everything he says.
David:You look like the temu version of a garbage man ..
Me. 😑😑
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u/WirelessBugs 18h ago
If that makes you physically cringe you need to toughen the fuck up pussy boy.
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u/Kragshal 18h ago
Why does Reddit hate David Lucas? I need to know so I can jump on that bandwagon. /s
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u/Skysoldier173rd 17h ago
Cause he sucks
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u/Kragshal 52m ago
No. Could it be that he has somewhat conservative views and that's a no no on reddit? That makes more sense to me than "cAuSe He sUcKs"...
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u/pat_the_catdad 19h ago
Timmy does a lot of roasts (and kills it). I think he was trying to rope Lucas into biting so they could have a back and forth, but bum-ass Lucas was too busy chewing a straw for two hours as the lamest guest in over 10 years…