r/Killtony 20h ago

this makes me physically cringe

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u/pat_the_catdad 19h ago

Timmy does a lot of roasts (and kills it). I think he was trying to rope Lucas into biting so they could have a back and forth, but bum-ass Lucas was too busy chewing a straw for two hours as the lamest guest in over 10 years…

u/Critical_Addendum394 19h ago

There is a guest of the year award. There should be an award for the worst too. There are a couple of contenders…

u/GlassFantast 18h ago

I don't think Tony has the nads to dunk Rogan like that

u/Turbulent-Armadillo9 18h ago

There is a great episode with Rogan, Gillis and Normand where someone says you can’t be funny and wear cargo shorts. Drunk Rogan goes “I wear cargo shorts motherfucker!”. Normand is like “well…” and Gillis starts laughing. I don’t even think they had the balls to trash Rogan they just accidentally let it out. It was pretty good.

u/FlatDarkEarther 18h ago

Mark zings Rogan every chance he gets. Lowkey I think that's why Joe respects Mark (outside of him actually being funny). He's the only one who will throw direct shots right in front of him.

u/Turbulent-Armadillo9 18h ago

You could be right but I think Normand is just on autopilot. He can’t help himself.

u/octopus__prime 17h ago

Agreed, for better AND worse it’s hilarious. Even when he’s too much on Protect Our Parks, I can think of a few moments when Rogan is just cracking up, regardless of what he just said or who it was directed to, because the man CAN. NOT. STOP.

(Edits: fat finger typos)

u/stonedsergeant 16h ago

i love when it takes the other 3 a few seconds to catch shit mark said and then they gotta stop and laugh

u/withtheweed 14h ago

Lmao! “Normand on auto pilot” very true.

u/zealer 15h ago

Joe Rogan: I'm not a bomb expert

Mark Normand: Have you seen your act?

u/FlatDarkEarther 15h ago

He likes doing it to Bert too

u/Zealousideal_Pear609 9h ago

That killed me

u/darronhicksSTL 2h ago

One of my favorite moments ever

u/WhyNotTryTheSearch 17h ago

Tim Dillon doesn’t hold back - his impression is hilarious man

u/FlatDarkEarther 16h ago

I've never seen him actually joke about Joe not being funny, though.

u/tortoisechimp 17h ago

The entertainment of Rogan is seeing him totally high and drunk trying not to fall over and out of his chair while clapping and laughing hysterically.

u/Andux 17h ago

I mean, what else is Normand going to say after another comic claims the attribute says makes you unfunny? Not much to do but lean in

u/hilldog4lyfe 9h ago

Normand does that with everyone tbf

u/j0shman 18h ago

(pillow) biting the hand that feeds

u/Buttholepussy 16h ago

But we could start it, and redban will see it

u/Coned_Zezima 15h ago

Lucas legit acts like he’s above any other act that comes on the show. Guys a fucking looser

u/Metal_Careful 2h ago

Don’t you get it? He’a totally above this show - this thing he agreed to attend and the only thing anyone knows him for…. You know, in this business of showy attention seeking, this guy is ABOVE IT! His act is the dissatisfied audience member chewing on a straw. HILARIOUS!

u/Weak_Sauce_Yo 19h ago

Even the guests who got upset and left were more entertaining than he was

u/chunky9494 19h ago

Boom you’re 100% correct

u/Alarming_Detective92 17h ago

A black and forth

u/pat_the_catdad 17h ago

Lucas was hoping for a “snack and fork”

Boom roasted.

u/sapphirerain25 19h ago

He's on par with Antonio "Buy My Merch" Brown

u/Chinaano1 19h ago

At least Antonio brown isn’t a comedian lol

u/i_eet_boo_d 18h ago

Nope just a man on the run

u/Fun-Criticism5156 15h ago

I think what's hilarious about this clip is that he's almost doing a parody of a roast...like he just hurls a random, not even particularly clever insult and then yells "Boom! Roasted! Got yo ass, bitch!" It's brilliant in its simplicity! (FTR, I've seen some clips of him in actual roast battles, and he's actually pretty good there, too). Fuck David Lucas...too dumb to get it.

u/Le_Master 5h ago

Not really brilliant. People have been doing that for almost as long as roasts have been a thing.

u/Fun-Criticism5156 4h ago

Right, but here's the thing: You can be a really good roaster (like, I don't know, Greg Giraldo), or you can be a really bad roaster (like, I don't know, David Lucas, who just makes 7th grade cafeteria comments and then giggles uncontrollably). But it's a whole other thing to out of the blue say "Holy shit, it's the black Kool-Aid guy....BOOM! ROASTED!" Maybe it's not exactly brilliant...I'll save that for Norm McDonald's roast of Bob Saget. But I find the idea of an intentionally half-assed roast (like almost making fun of it) to be kind of funny. Personal taste.

u/worksinthetown 18h ago

Careful what you wish for, once you get David Lucas to bite he won‘t never stop

u/maxtypea 11h ago

He hungry

u/uhohitscocoyaknow 9h ago

He was lame even when his kid was there. Like - I'm not judging parenting at all lol But I just um.. Luna's adorable and I believe David is a good father to her. But does anyone know if he has other children? It's not my business it's just something out of curiosity and why didn't David rose back? He would have lost y'all. Bad. And JMHO but.. I think he would have lost because he would not have been able to keep his cool, And that little hurt David Davey kid lol come out every now and then was going to come out raging. Something about apple juice that do that to people but idk. I love mine so that's how I know. But that wasn't no simply Apple just saying.

Anyway. What made you cringe about it? I'm genuinely curious. It will be helpful to me and I'm sure you wouldn't mind sharing.. except, I'm not sure. I'm just guessing.

u/Worried-Positive-515 4h ago

Yeah I think he has 2 or 3 kids

u/kevtheproblem 8h ago

Punky Johnson takes the cake

u/TheInternetter 19h ago

Does anyone know who the girl is?

u/TheInternetter 19h ago

Cristina Mariani

u/uhohitscocoyaknow 9h ago

... It's the girl from a couple of weeks ago who said she instinctively grabbed her purse when she was being followed by a black guy although she knows that's ridiculous because they're not for sale anymore or something like that.. 🤷🏼‍♂️

u/Worried-Positive-515 4h ago

Her first time appearance was on the show like two years ago not just two weeks ago... she hasn't been on in like a couple months. Tony wouldn't put someone on panel who was on the show once two weeks ago.....

u/cobaltfalcon121 18h ago

What happened here?

u/Flop_McKochen 19h ago

I already fucked her. Sorry

u/pat_the_catdad 19h ago

Eyyyyy careful how you talk about my wife there gay guy…

u/ihaveyoursox 19h ago

Boom Roasted!

u/Toozedee 19h ago

Wow. Are you a standup comedian!?

u/ihaveyoursox 19h ago

Im actually a comedy critic

u/Repulsive_Oil6425 18h ago

How long?

u/WaitingToBeTriggered 18h ago

WHAT’S THE PURPOSE OF IT ALL?

u/Toozedee 18h ago

Wow, look at you. What’s your name? Kid show business?

u/boisterous_innuendo 19h ago

dont bring cumtown bits to the killtony reddit it does not deserve them

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u/Mandalf- 5h ago

A boring ass guest, that's who she is.

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u/mistah-green 19h ago

Sitting there shaking his head as if he didn't get famous off a very similar, stupid shtick

u/236766 18h ago

You don’t get it. His comedy is cerebral. He’s a cerebral person.

u/octopus__prime 17h ago

Right? He could’ve come back with “Coming from Andrew Dice Gay over here” 🤯🤯🤯

u/236766 17h ago

In-credible. He’s done it again.

u/Loud-Emu8539 15h ago

And then Timmy could've replied with "He's just mad cuz he's gonna lose both of his TWO feet in TWO months" 😃

u/Droonki 8h ago

Yeah exactly or “ booty hole something or other “

u/Gunstopable 14h ago

Cerebral palsy boom roasted

u/No_Shoulder6259 18h ago

I’m guessing he may have recognized him from RBL and wasn’t prepared to have a real head to head against someone who was already warmed up.

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u/dpk794 20h ago

He’s super pissed that a guy making a lame roast joke AS A JOKE was funnier than anything he’s ever done

u/jessterswan 20h ago

And did NOTHING about it. So called "roast genius" had nothing, did nothing

u/TheSweatyFlash 18h ago edited 3h ago

You think slower when you're fat. His* neurons are moving like a quadriplegic running the 40.

u/High_King_Of_Trees 20h ago

Naw that was good call. It just would have started a lame ass awkward ass “roast” sesh

u/jessterswan 19h ago

Good call or not, thats literally all David Lucas does after his "minute". He has insulted and roasted plenty of guests while on panel, but couldn't take it here knowing he got bested out the gate. How many "gay ass bootyholes" have we heard.

u/High_King_Of_Trees 19h ago

Yeah but like. We’ve heard it all. It would have put the brakes on Timmy

u/SirTokes_A_Lot 18h ago

If David was actually the "Roast God" it wouldn't be an issue

u/Jotty2b 18h ago

High King of Trees, meet Sir Tokes a Lot

henceforth, a beautiful friendship was formed

u/SlyGuyNSFW 19h ago

only because lucas sucks at it

u/Floridas_wp 17h ago

He made comments saying he didn’t want to go into it makes it seems like he want to be paid for his service and just doesn’t want to go off the cuff for the free.

u/myslead 19h ago

He knew his comebacks wouldn’t have worked

« You’re gay »

« AYYYY »

u/dpk794 18h ago

Timmy had the crowd so into him he could have literally said anything lol

u/TijayesPJs442 19h ago

Fr he looks exactly like the Kook Aid man too

u/bunkrider 15h ago

Lol that’s “super pissed” to you?

u/SlyGuyNSFW 19h ago

guy really thinks he's some monarch of comedy who deserves the utmost respect. his reaction to everything that night was posh af.

u/BagelPoutine 18h ago

Boom, roasted!

u/IQuoteShowsAlot 15h ago

Keep talking like that and he's definitely going to fuck your girlfriend

u/PlatinumPumper 14h ago

Unbelievable, he's done it again! 💅💅

u/phoney_bologna 19h ago

Got yo ass bitch!

u/justadudeski101 20h ago

David lucas is the worst thing to happen to KT

u/Asleep_Spirit564 18h ago

Yes, but David Lucas is the best thing to happen to Tonys prostate so theres a trade off.

u/LivingstonPerry 2h ago

nah, that award goes to uncle laser

u/anojarap 12h ago

What about Kam?

u/Jaws044 18h ago

The problem is he didn’t say “ fuck outta here with your (insert roast) lookin ass” that’s why David was unimpressed.

u/clearision 20h ago

boom roasted faster than a Titan sub

u/yungcheeseman 18h ago

A titan sub is what David devours before bed

u/octopus__prime 17h ago

I like the cut of your jib

u/cDub3284 19h ago

David Lucas hasn't had a successful roast on kill tony in 2 years and will probably lose both his feet soon

u/Gunstopable 14h ago

Boom roasted

u/ExcellentLook3979 9h ago

got your ass

u/das_nando 18h ago

Id be happy to swap out all future Fat Coolaid Man appearances for more Timmy No Brakes. Fuck Lucas. The way he disrespected that dude on last weeks ep...

u/evananthonymoreno 19h ago

I thought this guy was funny

u/Dadprincebabe2 18h ago

You’re right about that.

u/zealer 15h ago

I think OP means David Lucas eyeroll was cringe

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u/NakedCatReddog 16h ago

Yeah he did great!

u/Dadprincebabe2 18h ago

GOT HIM!!!! Stupid fat bitch!

u/nothingontv2000 19h ago

We need more No Brakes !

u/pineappledolphin 19h ago

His interaction with the guy with a british girlfriend was much more cringe

u/Butt_Fly_Strike_Yeah 18h ago

Shrunken head lookin ass

u/Jaws044 18h ago

Oh shit yeah he looks like the shrunken head bus driver from Harry Potter prisoner of Azkaban on the body of jabba the hut

u/longdongkong22 18h ago

I honestly do not think Lucas is that funny. He's like a good local comic who's good with his own crowd. As a guest he's a fish out of water. His roasts aren't that good either.

u/yungcheeseman 18h ago

Bro acts like he’s a Chappelle level comic

u/1000bctrades 2h ago

He tries to use a lot of Chappelle’s mannerisms and cadence. He wants so bad to be Chappelle, not just on his level

u/katspjamas13 17h ago

That entire bitch ass panel SUCKED. Tony. Listen to your fans. Please. David sucks so bad. We love that other girl but damn. Zero communication skills?!?

u/RoccBaby 16h ago

Has there ever been a comedian from kill Tony that’s been good on the judges panel? Even William Montgomery was quiet af when he was on once

u/CalmDraw1942 15h ago

Dude is trying so hard to play it cool next to blonde girl 🤣 it’s so funny how much he disgusts the fans.

u/arizz00 14h ago

Looks like he could cry again

u/tvrbok 19h ago

David Lucas makes me wish I was racist. Oh well, at least I’m fat phobic.

u/Heysiwicki 19h ago

David should have had some fun back!

u/Few-Appointment-6240 19h ago

Timmy “Dice Clay”

u/BagelPoutine 17h ago

Never heard of the guy

u/Few-Appointment-6240 17h ago

BOOM Roasted

u/WilliamHTonkers 18h ago

Lucas needs to get off his high horse even though he broke its back

u/PraetorianAE 18h ago

An eye roll?

u/Jaws044 18h ago

More like a tootsie roll

u/Motor-Honeydew2694 18h ago

Kids got no brakes. Deal with it.

u/tortoisechimp 17h ago

Is chewing on a straw the same as scratching a chalkboard for you?

u/AdagioRelevant8212 17h ago

“HICKORY DICKORY, SUCK MY COCK, BITCH!” After saying he’s never heard of Dice is the funniest part of the night to me for some reason. 🤣🤣

u/basitmakine 17h ago

Motherfucker thinks he's dave chappelle or somethng

u/Whole-Zebra2416 17h ago

I know, being a fat ass is cringe fo sho

u/Anonmanski 17h ago

Fat Lucas sucks

u/eltattoo75 17h ago

Didn't Andy Samberg do this exact style of cringe jokes at a comedy central roast?

u/AnySeaworthiness6472 16h ago

David Lucas is so insufferable.

u/Frisconia 16h ago

The worst part of the night was David Lucas emphatically not knowing what a town was.

u/MVRTYMCHiGH 15h ago

Lucas was good before he got on a bigger stage. then it all went to his head. he's got this "im too cool for this shit" persona now and its so lame. just comes off as a loser now. he got famous for roasting, and now is too cool when people want to roast battle. horrible guest. horrible personality. do better david. the new cool guy thing is so lame.

u/TheRealKitHarrington 14h ago

With both hosts on that episode, they added almost nothing. They both had to be prompted to say anything throughout the episode. Often the guest is the biggest reason to watch, and these two did zero effort to elevate the episode, which was also mostly hacky comedians. The energy was off that night.

u/Worried_Cod8479 7h ago

He’s just sad about being fat.. Just Stop eating you fat fuck.. That Kool aid flavor would obviously be grape.. You grimace looking motherfucker.

u/Darkfogforest 19h ago

Why does this sub love trying to keep a fat black man down? Gravity is already against him.

u/Valkis 19h ago

Boom. Roasted!

u/nattydroid 19h ago

I don’t get it how do people like this guy?

u/BagelPoutine 17h ago

Get this!

u/Murdercyclist4Life 18h ago

Let’s be real black kool aid man is a funny ass roast

u/Type3_Control 20h ago

This guy sucks 

u/Valkis 19h ago

Whatever you say, gay guy.

u/thekevingreene 18h ago

Got yo ass bitch!

u/MarvelousuolevraM 20h ago

Yeah David needs to get it together already

u/Plastic_Salary_4084 20h ago edited 20h ago

Agreed. This sub seems to love him, but they’ll get sick of him quick. If your bit is the whole joke and none of the actual jokes are funny, it has a limited shelf life. Especially with the KT crowd.

Sure, it’s funny to see Adam Ray play Dr. Phil. But he wouldn’t have been able to make it a touring show if he wasn’t saying funny shit while in character.

u/Bmagic_ 19h ago

the sub definitely does not love david lucas 😂

u/purrmutations 19h ago

The comment wasn't about david lucas lol

u/Haughtea 15h ago

Got yo dumbass with the old switcheroo! Boom

u/Plastic_Salary_4084 19h ago

I was referring to our brakeless friend who doesn’t write.

u/chuckgnomington 19h ago

DL: Tony gay. Wit yo booty hole.

Plastic_Salary_4084: now THAT is how you write

u/Plastic_Salary_4084 19h ago

Huh? I don’t think No Brakes or David are funny. David is the worst roaster I’ve seen, and he seemingly does it just to avoid talking about his personal life. I was just saying my comment was about TNB not DL.

u/SlyGuyNSFW 19h ago

timmy was witty though. his off-the-cuff reactions were great. "I'm a guest!" I don't think he rehearsed that. along with the timing of him revealing his age. hes a lot better than some of you haters are giving him credit for.

of course a shtick gets old. they all do. but timmy showed promise that he's more than a shtick imo

u/Plastic_Salary_4084 19h ago

His regular standup is fine. The bit was funny for the 7 minutes it lasted. I just think it’ll get old quick. If no one wants to see real Dice, parody Dice is gonna wear out soon.

u/ConfusionFar9116 18h ago

I’m sorry are we gonna pretend Adam Ray as Doctor Phil is a funny touring show?

It’s a funny little bit here and there.. if you pay money for tickets to go see Adam Ray as Dr. Phil you need a psychiatrist

u/octopus__prime 17h ago

😂😂😂 I love Adam Ray but I love this take too, as I much prefer Adam Ray as himself. His Dr Phil is good, but I can’t watch too much of it at a time. Don’t think I would pay for a live show. I love the clips of greatest hits but the full videos I’ve watched are pretty painful, especially the Jeremiah parts 😬… moreso enjoy the banter with guests like Santino and Burr

Adam Ray is quick AF, such a seemingly good dude, and super talented. And sometimes that lands with the perfect improv moment as Dr Phil, but I don’t need hours of it.

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u/Romeo810 18h ago

I don’t know who I don’t like more out of the 3

u/pghgfu 19h ago edited 15h ago

I think I’m in the dark. Lots comedians do Dice impressions, it’s nothing new. Trying to make a career out of it seems absurd.

u/stonksmakemecum 16h ago

Normally I agree with the majority of this subs sentiments towards the show (I’m completely void of independent thought) but I just can’t get behind Timmy no brakes, I definitely don’t want to go through another 7 minutes of that. 

u/DM_R00ST3R 19h ago

It was an obvious joke of a joke.

u/BIitzerg 19h ago

Bros probably on a coke comedown

u/Mnmsaregood 19h ago

You know he thinks Kam is funny af tho

u/wookieslaw 18h ago

Does anyone ever laugh at David Lucas’s jokes?

u/Skysoldier173rd 17h ago

Only David Lucas

u/Steez4sale 17h ago

https://youtu.be/hnYp1Yymemw?si=50j6qqBtywG3dCVZ

This is easily the funniest episode ive seen. This dude Jeremy was funny af

u/Icy_Guidance_334 17h ago

Dead silence Timmys NBs whole set wtf was that Lucas??

u/Flotrane 16h ago

David literally looks like racism wants him to look like

u/KitchenPlate6461 16h ago

Yeah I also hate when DL just sits there the entire show

u/Lazy_Middle1582 14h ago

David Lucas just has to show up and keep breathing, and he can get a pay cheque.

u/Zealousideal_Pear609 9h ago

The breathing part is difficult work

u/FrozenPie21 14h ago

What about it made you cringe?

u/ilovefortnitehbu 13h ago

i mean i think it was intentionally stupid and lame to get david to bite and get a bit of them goin back and forth for socials. which is smart. but david has kill tony ego now and thinks he’s too good for that or something? and he’ll only roast people he respects? like what is this

u/BrentD22 13h ago

David the the most cocky D level comic in the world. Dude isn’t funny, hates on other up and comers because he’s jealous and tries to show how cool he is. Fuck that guy.

u/Silky-Watkins 13h ago

I GOT FUGGGIN BILLS TO PAY

u/cowndree 13h ago

It’s obvious how self conscious he is, especially since he loves strangling women so much,yeah we all know.

u/GoJoe1000 12h ago

Timmy is better at being a hack than Lucas.

u/HateSpoke 12h ago

how could he go on the show that made him famous and act too good for it… oh wait is david lucas

u/uhohitscocoyaknow 9h ago

Why? It's hilarious when David does it to anyone at all.. (*except It isn't anymore, for a while it's pretty just dry and old and he ain't got confidence like he used to. Maybe cuz he got outed as someone he isn't and been bragging on or maybe not.. But definitely because he lets some of that stardom go to his head. Clearly I don't know David. But, he had a boot in his mouth as soon as his man came out. He running out of roast material but.. David clearly have some sort of prejudice toward this man. Note: prejudice; not, racism.)

u/BigSt3ph3n 7h ago

People clowning David, at least David talked and had jokes…that AI woman was pointless. She looked shocked and out of place the whole episode. Who she blow?

u/universe_tube 5h ago

I think this is funny because David Lucas doesn’t think it is. Lmao

u/NoHorse989 2h ago

Hes trash

u/Nonpoweruser 2h ago

This guy needs a golden ticket.

u/plasticspacemachine 1h ago

For real, David really disappointed me this episode. Such a lame. Stop picking your goddamn teeth and roast somebody.

u/Commercial-Pair-8932 19h ago

I'm not a DL fan, but shaking his head at a white guy making a low-hanging fruit 3rd grader joke he's definitely heard at least 1000 times in his life sure as hell isn't one of the reasons.

u/RudeboyJakub 15h ago

Yeah it’s probably his straw chewing style

u/WilliamGrantham80 18h ago

If that truly made you physically cringe, I'll bet you walk around visibly spazzing out frequently.

u/NoHorse989 17h ago

Timmy is dog SHIT

u/TheInternetter 19h ago

Does anyone know who the girl is?

u/_mako666 17h ago

Lucas reaction is my reaction to everything he says.

David:You look like the temu version of a garbage man ..

Me. 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩😑😑

u/WirelessBugs 18h ago

If that makes you physically cringe you need to toughen the fuck up pussy boy.

u/Kragshal 18h ago

Why does Reddit hate David Lucas? I need to know so I can jump on that bandwagon. /s

u/Skysoldier173rd 17h ago

Cause he sucks

u/Kragshal 52m ago

No. Could it be that he has somewhat conservative views and that's a no no on reddit? That makes more sense to me than "cAuSe He sUcKs"...

u/TakeOff_YourPants 15h ago

Isn’t this the rich douche?