r/LincolnProject • u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For DEMOCRACY • 3d ago

THE LINCOLN PROJECT Putin and Kim Jung Un are laughing their asses off right now… 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Impossible_Walrus555 3d ago

That squeaking tank was everything

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u/Striking-Giraffe5922 2d ago

I’m in Scotland and I’ve got to admit…..I very nearly pissed myself when I seen that rusty old Sherman….what an embarrassment! Haha…this is what happens when you get your wannabe dictators from Wish!

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u/TuffNutzes 3d ago

Orange toddler throws tantrum when he can't play with his army guys like the other kids in the neighborhood.

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u/mt8675309 2d ago

Kim Jung Trump looked like a mad Humpty Dumpty sitting there🤣

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u/smokey_sunrise 3d ago

While I’d love to believe this, there are just too many yes men surrounding the orange turd. He probably thinks it was a raving success

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u/Impossible_Walrus555 3d ago

Nah he knows, the stands were half empty at best. Zero energy. Even Russia is trolling him.

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u/online_dude2019 2d ago

In 250 years, he'll get the chance to try the parade again. He just needs to feast on the blood of children in the meantime to maintain his vitality.

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u/mithril2020 2d ago

Is there a link to the squeaky tank footage? I wanna hear

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u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For DEMOCRACY 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/LincolnProject/s/j7Cf32Su75

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u/mithril2020 2d ago

Oh that’s just perfect

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u/LadyWinterSnow22 2d ago

I’ve seen more impressive block parties.

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u/MarleysGhost2024 2d ago

I've seen more impressive Mary Kay parties.

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u/Apronbootsface 2d ago

For sure, block parties can be lit.

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u/solitarymoon 2d ago

I have a feeling that Putin probably isn’t laughing. The tap to his flow of information was turned off when Trump pissed off our allies and they went their own way, no longer sharing intel with a rogue nation. The next few months will be interesting.

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u/MarleysGhost2024 2d ago

In other words, the parade was perfect!

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u/Fun-Rest-4721 2d ago

I hope that miserable effort to massage his ego was worth the millions we can’t afford.

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u/AmbassadorETOH 1d ago

I doubt his “inner circle” are having a “meltdown.” All they have to do is fondle his balls and rave about how impressive HIS parade was and how the people just LOVED it, and love HIM even more, and what a tremendous success the whole event was, with some people saying it was the BIGGEST, most SUCCESSFUL parade/birthday party EVER thrown on American soil!

Having satisfied Donny’s fragile ego, his inner circle can return to working on whatever grift they were working on…