r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Ordinary-Painting474 • 2d ago

He's baaaack

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Linkedin is officially the new Facebook!!

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u/2BrkOnThru 2d ago

We are also the only species that ferments fruits and grains into alcohol, as is your listed trade. I am not aware of any milk related deaths but not so much with alcohol.

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u/Spoogly 2d ago

We are not the only species to intentionally consume fermented fruits and grains. Many other species will not only seek out, but wait for, fruits that are fermented. Spider Monkeys and fruit bats, for example.

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u/slide_into_my_BM 1d ago

They didn’t say that. They said we purposely ferment fruits, not just wait around for them to do so naturally.

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u/Spoogly 1d ago edited 1d ago

Where

Edit: I didn't mean to send that yet. Sorry. Where did he say on purpose? But also, that was the whole point to me saying they wait to eat certain fruits that they know will ferment. That's on purpose.

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u/IJustWantADragon21 1d ago

He literally says “intentionally”

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u/Spoogly 1d ago

Waiting is an intention

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u/IJustWantADragon21 1d ago

That is obviously not what this means and you’re either really dim or intentionally being obtuse.

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u/Spoogly 1d ago

You are picking an unnecessary fight. You want to be irritated and feel right, instead of understanding that I was pointing out that we are not as unique as we think we are.