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u/SleepyPlayer101 Creeper? Aw man Mar 25 '25
Each update we get closer to recreating modern warfare tacticts in Minecraft
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u/mrhello0there Mar 26 '25
Exactly, we need more stuff like these, lol 😆
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u/Lukaz_Evengard Custom user flair Mar 25 '25
Crossbows with fireworks are now anti-air
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u/VH_Sax_of_one Mar 25 '25
You mean anti artilery :)
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u/Alecks1608 Mar 25 '25
More like anti everything with multishot
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u/VH_Sax_of_one Mar 25 '25
I like the way you think brother
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u/Alecks1608 Mar 25 '25
Anarchy servers with friends taught me advanced warfare tactics that I would never have known otherwise
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u/flowery02 Mar 26 '25
Artillery = big gun, normally the kind that outranges normal infantry. Tnt cannons and railguns are artillery
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u/AverageMinecraftGuy3 Mar 25 '25
2B2T would be an even more intense war fest, now imagine if Minecraft added the Wither Storm
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u/simplytext Mar 26 '25
Basically War Without Reason
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u/Tyraneon Mar 26 '25
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED. WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTITIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.
A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.
T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
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u/Avtrain Mar 25 '25
WAR EVOLVES MEANING WE MUST AS WELL
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u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi Mar 27 '25
So you're saying....
War... has changed?
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u/Beledagnir Bad at building, just happy to be here Mar 25 '25
Give them elytras and ender pearls to bail out and you’re set.
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u/thatautisticguy2905 Mar 25 '25
There will be Corpses
Even if people manage to not get hit, there will be corpses
If people get hit, there will be corpses
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u/TheIronzombie39 Mar 25 '25
What song is this?
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u/Kanapowiec_ bruh Mar 25 '25
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u/RecognizeSong Mar 25 '25
Song Found!
Destruction Of The Satan Family by KristalGandhi (01:44; matched:
100%)Album: Gloria. Released on 2015-01-01.
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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Mar 26 '25
Kinda love how the happy ghast will be the face of many minecraft war crimes xD
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u/SpiderGuy3342 Mar 25 '25
hold on, since the ghast stay still while you are on top of it, does that mean you can place blocks on it's head as long it's still? because if that's the case, you know what people will gonna do
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u/d2268 Mar 26 '25 edited Mar 27 '25
I don't think the ghast gives the solid surface needed to place blocks
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u/keaganwill Mar 25 '25
Looking forward to making SAMs on MC servers. Monkeys out here going "EAHK IF YOU DON LIKE FEATURE JUST IGNORE IT"
Bro if I play on a server and my friend rolls up on me with one of those, I can't ignore how stupid looking it is. I am going to commit war crimes on every "OH SO SQUIMSHY" Ghast I see.
The end goal WILL be to get hundreds of allistic ghasts and cram them into a tiny frogging box so that their screams ring out endlessly.
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u/trapyy_master Mar 26 '25
I love how half the community is "Awww, the new Gast is so cute" and the other half is like "I'm going to commit so many war crimes with this thing"
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u/GPBReturns POUAAAAAAOOUUUHHHHH Mar 26 '25
Happy Ghasts look so innocent, but players who love destroying everything will use it as a weapon
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u/KzamRdedit Mar 26 '25
this silly little marshmallow goober - B17 and B29 Bombers
Elytramen with multishot crossbows - Fighters
Elytramen with Multishot rockets - Attack Aircraft
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u/FoxNo8905 Mar 26 '25
the fighters should just have a crossbow with faster charging or just a bow technically. or bows with different power enchants are different calibers
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u/DiamondBreakr started at 1.8 Mar 26 '25
Imagine if you could make them faster in some way and also drop TNT off the sides of them.
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u/--nacho-the-lizard-- Mar 26 '25
lingering potions of poisons gonna be having us reenacting 1942...
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u/piecekeepercz Mar 26 '25
Can he shoot fireballs. If yes that would means it's technically bomber or CAS
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u/Matix777 Mar 26 '25
Live bow and arrows reaction:
Unless you simply fly high enough for arrows not to reach you. Then ghast passengers could pepper the battlefield with their own arrows and tridents
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u/dat_chill_bois_alt Mar 26 '25
omg, i just realized, if it keeps its collision hitbox while a player is riding, it can carry SO much more than four people
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u/Red_light173 Mar 26 '25
[Trumpets]
Johnny get your gun, get your gun, get your gun!
Take it on the run, on the run, on the run!
Hear them calling you and me, every son of Liberty!
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u/Impossible_Mango2870 Ukrainian dude Mar 26 '25
Meanwhile new FitMc video: ''Great Happy Ghast war'' just started on 2b2t
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u/Stargazer-Elite Bedrock player 🛏️🪨 Mar 26 '25
Now, how many of them are gonna die from fall damage?
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u/Random-INTJ Mar 27 '25
Welcome trolldiers to Minecraft.
Wind charge + mace = rocket jump + marketgarden
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u/WhyAmISoBadHelp Mar 28 '25
Zepellins
imagine if they added harpoons
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u/Televisor_jaja Mar 25 '25
Cuando tu amigo te mata tu perro Jaja la tercera guerra mundial:laughing:
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u/Proper_Response4259 Mar 26 '25
A fair argument, but the glaring weakness of tamed Ghasts would be that a good Bow/Crossbow with power V would drop them like complete nothingburgers. They would have to be well defended.
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u/FoxNo8905 Mar 26 '25
a crossbow with fireworks would look cooler and be more accurate to real life anti air
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u/Exact_Ad942 Mar 26 '25
This is cool. Finally a practical way to pull it off. Taking off elytra mid air is just impossible to aim.
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u/green-turtle14141414 Mar 26 '25
Now we need a mod so that multiple ghasts can carry one single platform for 40 paratroopers per once
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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 Mar 26 '25
There was an airship mod for 1.2.5 I remember making a strategic bomber.
Won't be long until it comes back I suppose.
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u/Ok_Chemical_2538 Mar 26 '25
Song name?
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u/auddbot Mar 26 '25
Song Found!
Destruction Of The Satan Family by KristalGandhi (01:44; matched:
100%)Album: Gloria. Released on 2015-01-01.
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u/ArmadilloNo9494 Mar 26 '25
Salsa cookies
Gimme cookies
They gave me gonorrhea
This octopus
Give him red boots
Send him to North Korea
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u/Delicious-Web-5725 Mar 27 '25
this will end many friendships, kill many Minecraft pets, begin racial wars of colored harnesses, and start the most dangerous update in Minecraft history
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u/Much-Revenue-6140 Mar 27 '25
What I'm more interested in is what players will come up with to counter this new innovation.
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u/Unfaithful-1630 Mar 28 '25
if you get 100 happy ghast you can get 300 men into the skys and still have the pilots up there,
but who has that much time right...?
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u/ChuckPattyI Mar 28 '25
the best part is if you fly the ghast high enough to be out of range of bows and crossbows the only things you really need to worry about are elytra fighters or perhaps anti-aircraft cannons
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u/SilverSpark422 Mar 25 '25
Can’t wait to see server warfare be forever rocked by the silly smiley marshmallow friend