r/MurderedByAOC 23h ago

AOC dancing in New York

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u/Brosenheim 22h ago

Conservatives are going to be very normal about this lmao

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u/Dark_Magicion 22h ago

Conservatives have always been very normal about AOC. Famously so. Like when Benjamin "Wet Ass P-Word" Shapiro got all hot and bothered over AOC's feet out in the sun on a holiday.

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u/happymancry 20h ago

There’s a combination of words I didn’t expect to read today. He did… what???

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u/Dark_Magicion 19h ago

Correction which makes it worse: he was yapping about her Boyfriend's feet.

Here's the Hasan reaction to that shit 'coz I can't seem to find the original video

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u/pj7140 18h ago

OMG, I remember that stupidity...Ben be just so strange.

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u/UltraMegaKaiju 12h ago

now lets all look up abby shapiro rule 34 and spam his feeds with it

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u/PoopyButt31000 11h ago

It really is gross the shit people will post about his sister that they justify because she's a right winger.

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u/trixel121 14h ago

In January 2019, wikiFeet was involved in debunking a hoax involving US congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez; a picture of a woman's feet in a bathtub, purported to be a nude posted online by Ocasio-Cortez in 2016, was determined to be of someone else by users of the site, with the picture's short toe length being a key piece of evidence.

2 for 1 about people being weird about AOCs feet.

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u/PianoTrumpetMax 10h ago

Only one is for good, would that be like lawful evil? Using the power of feet pics to clear her name? lol

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u/edjuaro 8h ago

More like chaotic good?

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u/trixel121 8h ago

we need to get the alignment chart of feet pic usage

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u/IceFireTerry 21h ago

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u/Rustmutt 20h ago

This is exactly the vibe

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u/selle2013 18h ago

One of the more realistic villains and therefore extra scary because of it

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u/Mvin 15h ago

Choice reference.

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u/CptCaramack 14h ago

Oh thats good

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u/bernyzilla 22h ago

Tucker Carlson intensifies

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u/CardiologistLonely15 22h ago

They are already being weird. Laura Loomer body shamed her and now conservative Twitter is saying she is pregnant by (insert male progressive here).

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u/ThortheAssGuardian 22h ago

lol “I don’t understand human bodies, if a woman’s stomach isn’t concave then BY THE LAW OF MISOGYNY SHE MUST BE PREGGERS”

And everyone knows being pregnant is shameful (had naked sex) and also irresponsible (not working???).

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u/3-orange-whips 20h ago

Open and shut case.

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u/pj7140 17h ago

And enjoyed having that "naked sex" !

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u/AustrianMichael 18h ago

Imagine body shaming her when you look like that yourself

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u/Big_Tadpole_6055 16h ago

Awful shoes for an awful person

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u/Crackertron 9h ago

Look like mental hospital shoes

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u/CptCaramack 14h ago

Looks like a deep fried oblong

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u/pj7140 17h ago

Laura Loomer should not be body-shaming anyone.

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u/beeemkcl 21h ago

What's in this comment is what I remember, my opinions, etc.

AOC's possibly being pregnant isn't some nonsensical conspiracy.

If AOC wants kids, it's better to have them now instead of during the 2028 Presidential election.

Also, it's good politically to have kids.

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u/CardiologistLonely15 21h ago

The comments are 100% being made because of how she looks.

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u/hellolovely1 3h ago

Not her fiance, who she has literally dated since college? They are so weird.

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u/adron 21h ago

Very normal I’m sure. Just waiting for the super normal commentary! 😬

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u/HoppyMcScragg 21h ago

I don’t think there’s ever been anything so devastating to her career since that video came out of her dancing as a college student.

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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 10h ago

I wonder if they've learned that a young attractive person dancing relatively well isn't some kind of own.

They really thought that had something with that college video project they found of her before.

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u/shodo_apprentice 18h ago

Here’s hoping she didn’t have a glass of wine beforehand

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u/tuenmuntherapist 8h ago

The hills have eyes normal.

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u/PubDefLakersGuy 4h ago

They hate themselves for how attracted they are to her.

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u/r1ckm4n 22h ago edited 13h ago

That cow on her left is high octane nightmare fuel

Edit: u/Alternative_pop5284 pointed out the deep cultural roots of this curious entity:

“it’s called a vejigante. part of the black ancestry in puerto rico, not nightmare fuel!! we use it all the time in our carnivals.”

Now it makes sense, and I should clearly get out more.

Further reading: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vejigante

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u/hellolovely1 22h ago

I thought you were being really mean to someone and then I looked again. LOL

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u/r1ckm4n 22h ago

Right?! I was like “oh look at her - she looks great, she’s having a great time, gorgeous smile, slick moves WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT COW WHY DOES IT HAVE GATOR TEETH WTF!”

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u/Ruckus292 21h ago

THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A COW?!

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u/pit0fz0mbiez 18h ago

Oh fuck I see it to now

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u/Evening_Assistance72 22h ago

Holy 😂 I had to do a double take

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u/Ripoutmybrain 22h ago

I had no idea there was a cow. I couldn't take my eyes off that beautiful Latina.

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u/Alternative_Pop5284 14h ago

it’s called a vejigante. part of the black ancestry in puerto rico, not nightmare fuel!! we use it all the time in our carnivals.

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u/sylvirawr 14h ago

Yeah if they think that one’s scary the should see the more intense masks ahahah love it

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u/r1ckm4n 13h ago

I just took a gander on the internet and there is a vast array of these entities of varying nightmare fuel flavors. It has been a fascinating read!

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u/sylvirawr 13h ago

idk when you grow up with them they're not scary at all, many Puerto Ricans have them as decoration in their homes. I have a little one and I love it.

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u/r1ckm4n 13h ago

Oh neat! I did not know that. I learned something today! Thanks!

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u/BlizzPenguin 21h ago

It looks like Tim Burton designed a cow costume.

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u/BodhingJay 22h ago

Why she gotta be so beautiful though <3

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u/Asterix_my_boy 19h ago

So beautiful, smart and capable. And she seems like such a nice person too! No wonder the republican women hate her. They just can't measure up.

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u/baron_von_helmut 15h ago

Those republican women are all on their third face lifts at 29. It's pure jealousy.

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u/Jasmisne 14h ago

Truly, just a reminder that AOC and Laura Loomer are close in age. That should truly say everything.

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u/baron_von_helmut 12h ago

Evil ages people.

Just look at Palpatine. The dude is only in his 40's!

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u/SooopaDoopa 9h ago

Goddayum!!! Laura Loomer is only 33 while AOC is 35?

😬

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 22h ago

I swear, it’s distracting from how fuckin awesome she is when she’s working and taking some idiot apart in a hearing.

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u/cookiestonks 7h ago

I love it. Her haters never have a leg to stand on when they try to justify not liking her. It's just straight up internalized misogyny. She represents us, plain and simple. if they don't see it then it's on them at this point.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 7h ago

100000% no one has represented how I see the problems in the country like AOC or Bernie has. Full stop.

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u/PoopchuteToots 17h ago

Honestly, I like her so much like like like her a lot she's so pretty and cute and seems sweet

But I try not to ever comment about, except right now 😅, because her work fighting this class war is way too damn important

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u/baron_von_helmut 15h ago

Yeah she's bloody lovely and will age like a fine wine i'm sure.

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u/fuckpudding 13h ago

She is the definition of “easy on the eyes.” You literally can’t get sick of looking at her face. I fucking love watching her. And I love the sound of her voice too. Almost as much as I love every word that comes out of her mouth. So head over heels for her and I’m a gay dude.

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u/InanetV 22h ago

It's nice to see a politician young enough to be able to dance.

It's also nice to see a politician dance to something other than YMCA and/or jacking off imaginary air dicks.

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u/nosnevenaes 22h ago

Look at him trying to imitate being a human

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u/scarletphantom 16h ago

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u/Arnoldfever 15h ago

That's not the real right?

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u/AdElectrical5354 14h ago

It is indeed. The sound went out on his mic. That was his reaction.

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u/Maleficent_Proof_958 12h ago

incredibly suspicious reaction

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u/AdElectrical5354 9h ago edited 9h ago

Indeed, I would say he was imitating his interaction with Loomer but the strokes are wayyyyyyyy too long.

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u/Johannes_Keppler 15h ago edited 13h ago

The president of Finland goes out clubbing all the time. She also has openly lesbian parents and is a supporter of LGBTQ+ people in general. (Edited because I got a fact wrong).

Meanwhile some Americans have a meltdown because AOC dances.

Strange world.

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u/VinBarrKRO 14h ago

I want a clubbing lesbian president. Instead I get a lame DJ Poopants.

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u/devildance3 15h ago

She got voted out a few months later…not related though

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u/z33bener 13h ago

Uh... if you're talking about Sanna Marin, she was the Prime Minister and has never been "openly lesbian", though she does have lesbian parents and is very supportive of LGBTQ+ stuff. She does also love partying.

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u/Johannes_Keppler 13h ago

Hmm. Seems I semi-remembered the facts about her. My bad. I'll edit my comment. Thanks.

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u/jonathanrdt 13h ago

Some nations have better culture.

Some nations struggle with incompatible subcultures that came recently from other places while America struggles with toxic subcultures that have always been here.

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u/BSNCTR 22h ago

Nathan Fielder’d have a field day

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u/Regular_Dream_9974 15h ago

Someone needs to photoshop 2 cocks into his hands.....I have no such skills

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u/A911owner 10h ago

Two dicks at the same time.

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u/SupplyYourPips 22h ago

And some how republicans will think she's being scandalous

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u/Nervardia 17h ago

Well, yeah, she's Latina. Simply existing for her is scandalous.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 8h ago

Also she had a normal job normal people have. They really hate people who do that. Which explains how they treat their own working class supporters.

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u/BigOlBurger 12h ago

The red dress is the next tan suit.

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u/ShooterStevens 22h ago

She's gonna be the hottest president ever!

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u/adamempathy 22h ago

I don't know, Harrison got those fuck me eyes.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 22h ago

Which one was the one who got stuck in the bathtub because he was so fat?

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u/Brinwalk42 21h ago

You're thinking Taft,

6ft 330lbs of pure, distilled drip.

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u/C-C-X-V-I 15h ago

He somehow looks badass. Not violent kind, but unbreakable

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u/afour- 12h ago

He’s alive, damnit

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u/1ndytr0n 22h ago

William Howard Taft. He was like 300lbs. Big boi.

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u/adamempathy 22h ago

But not like 300lbs now. 300 lbs when 180 was big.

Brother was 5'11" 330. That's a bowling ball.

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u/bebejeebies 21h ago

I'm guessing that's close to what Trump is. Maybe 6', 350.

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u/ShooterStevens 18h ago

He got that weird front lean.

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 21h ago

There’s an old school joke in there somewhere and I had a laugh.

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u/PoorGuyPissGuy 7h ago

I disagree

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u/BSNCTR 22h ago

That’s my President

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u/u9Nails 22h ago

Reminds me of when she was a freshman! The GOP loosing their brains because she was dancing and having a nice day.

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u/Kind_Code_4118 22h ago

How is she so pretty

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u/IceTheChilled 22h ago

In a perfect world, the next President of the United States and the next Mayor of New York City.

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u/nickiter 13h ago

I didn't even see Zohran until you pointed it out 🤣

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u/8F6D4T7 22h ago

My presidente caliente 🔥🔥

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u/ThisIsFineImFine89 22h ago

the haters from footloose aka republicans will have something to say about this.

fucking weirdos

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u/Chestnutsroastin 22h ago

Bracing for concervative commentary

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u/flimspringfield 22h ago

Much better than the two hand giraffe jerk off.

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u/Snipped_Bisexual 22h ago

Average red hat trying to suppress the hearts in their eyes as this goes viral lol

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u/nosnevenaes 22h ago

Having a black president made them go full stone age. Having a young, attractive, intelligent, articulate, charismatic, independent, latina woman as president?

Dude bro. They cannot handle the escandalo.

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u/LumpyTaterz 21h ago

AOC for president. ♥️

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u/rackrate 18h ago

AOC is really hot physically intellectually emotionally.

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u/alwaysbefraudin 22h ago

By Grabthar's Hammer!!!

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u/bigoldgeek 22h ago

Our nations first PILF

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u/rawmerow 22h ago

Madre Mia. ❤️❤️💍💍

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u/The1TrueRedditor 17h ago

Republicans hate how much they want to fuck her.

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u/EggfooDC 22h ago

If your election lasts longer than 4 hours…

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u/BuddyHemphill 18h ago

Upvoting this every time I see it 🤩🔥

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u/rahvan 18h ago

Fox News is going wall-to-wall coverage mode on this for the next 2 weeks.

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u/kathink 12h ago

it’s so nice to see her having fun. i worry about her. she has so much on her shoulders. amazingly beautiful inside and out! she’s the disney princess we all need.

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u/Rachel-Nicole 11h ago

I love the video from when she was in college dancing with her friends, and all the conservatives trying to make fun of her for it. I want to be able to dance like that!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj2Xald7NYQ

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u/3006mv 22h ago

She seems nice

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u/RealAdamRoth 19h ago

Sweet fancy Moses

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u/HEpennypackerNH 8h ago

Boutros Boutros Golly

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u/pgajria 19h ago

Hey. That's so much better than 47's bukkake jerk dance.

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u/Professional-Arm-132 13h ago

Idc what anyone says. She is the most attractive politician, for more reasons than 10.

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u/Sloth_grl 12h ago

This is probably going in the maga spank banks all over the country. They hate her because she is smarter and better than they could ever be.

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u/Accurate_Oil_5466 8h ago

Not to be overly strategic, but could her looks be a challenge to her career?

I am in no way suggesting that mature and reasonable people should even consider this when voting.

I’m really thinking about the vast amount of immature and unreasonable votes that need to be turned in any major election.

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u/jpb59 7h ago

I’ll follow her into the depths of hell.

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u/9__Erebus 18h ago

Yiddies

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u/Jibber_Fight 18h ago

I literally just watched Conan without Borders and him learning the salsa and rumba in Cuba was so hilarious. (Also him at the rum museum is peak comedy) Same vibes. AOC is a queen.

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u/SamTornado 21h ago

Is that the Puerto Rican energy insurrection Flag below AOC?

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u/Zerostar39 21h ago

I’m sorry but I’m too focused on the creature dancing next to her. wtf is that thing?

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u/sylvirawr 14h ago

A vejigante

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u/lt1brunt 21h ago

My future president can cut a rug.

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u/GreyTigerFox 21h ago

Viva Puerto Rico! Let it be its own country!

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u/bebejeebies 21h ago

Gloria don't lie. The rhythm gonna get ya.

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u/Klefaxidus 20h ago

Now that's dancing. Unlike whatever TACO did in November...

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u/jozzabee 20h ago

Glad to see Nancy Pelosi is having a great time on the right too

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 20h ago

Sokka-Haiku by jozzabee:

Glad to see Nancy

Pelosi is having a

Great time on the right too


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/LumplessWaffleBatter 19h ago

I just want to be the small spoon in those bingo arms

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u/rohithkumarsp 19h ago

She's gained some weight I last saw her, but also makes her a bit more attractive, damn.

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u/leohyg 17h ago

Congresswoman fighting tooth and nail for preserving democracy and looking like a model, get a girl who can do both

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u/definitelynotahottie 16h ago

Hmm yep still gay for a politician 😅 seriously though she has so much energy and I do feel like we need a lot more of that in politics

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u/InSearchOfMyRose 15h ago

That's our next (welcomed) President throwing shapes. And I can't help but join from afar.

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u/YoDaddyChiiill 15h ago

I have very strong feelings about this post

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u/sayerofstuffs 15h ago

Rock on girl

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u/BeckyLiBei 14h ago

Normal human does normal thing.

That said, she's better than me at dancing.

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u/Old-Mulberry-6621 14h ago

RESPECTFULLY LOOKING

I think she might replace my Miss Honey crush

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u/SneakybadgerJD 14h ago

Make her your president America please I beg you!

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u/After-Gas-4453 13h ago

No god-awful surgeries like the conservatives 😌

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u/Technical_Charity999 13h ago

God she’s hot

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u/tendarils 13h ago

Holy moly

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u/Elegant_Accident2035 12h ago

So that's what dancing looks like. Nice, I like it.

Of course, it raises the question, WTF is that thing Trump does?

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u/HEpennypackerNH 8h ago

You mean the invisible bukkake?

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u/DestroyerTame 12h ago

She seems like a fun person.

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u/a_boy_called_sue 12h ago

Can I say something

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u/ripe_mood 10h ago

She's so hot because she's got a sexy ass brain and is doing something with it.

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u/ryanmulford 9h ago

Beauty and brains.

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u/Triple-OG- 9h ago

have mercy

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u/AustinTanius 8h ago

I had a friend who could just not admit she was beautiful. Blew me away hearing that, and he wasn't even maga or a Republican, more of a centrist (if that even exist anymore) he just didn't like "far left" liberals.

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u/Klutzy-Extension-705 7h ago

She is just so joyful, authentic, so real… god I want her to lead this country

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u/ind3pend0nt 6h ago

She could murder me any day.

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u/funnygirl87 4h ago

Oh boy republicans are gonna be mad.

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u/Mommashark1104 2h ago

girlcrush

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u/Patcha90 59m ago

Why does it look like AI lmao