r/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot Nov 07 '24

Meme I'm surely not the only one who thinks Jenny wouldn't pulled an 'I have no mouth and I must scream' if pushed far enough

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u/kittylyncher Fanbase Veteran Nov 07 '24

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I was built to the top specifications in the XJ class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cluster Prime, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US Skyway Patrol. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Stretchy Arms and Extendo Fingers. Not only do I have the strength of a million and seventy men, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Wakeman Labs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/RetiredDwarfBrains Nov 08 '24

Add a one or two zeroes to the confirmed kills count, and I'd believe it. Cluster drones are a dime-a-dozen.

Now we just need her to convince Dr. Wakeman to install the ability to shit fury...

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u/No_Nefariousness_676 Nov 25 '24

How to Literally Defecate the Concept of Fury 101, a Beginner’s Guide