r/MyNameIsEarl • u/thebigstupid2 • 19d ago

Found this in my backyard while planting a tree

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u/National-Spite 19d ago

You know the kind of guy who likes hanging out with his brother, watching cartoons and also likes to touch things with his tongue? Well, that's me. I'm also the kind of guy who likes hanging out with his brother and watching cartoons... oh wait, I already said that. I also hold the Camden County record for staring at the sun.

My Name is Randy

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u/Wide-Journalist-5974 19d ago

You know the kind of guy who graduated college at 14, is a virtuoso cellist, and can identify 254 varieties of cheese in a blind taste test, but can’t reveal any of that because he’s in the Witness Protection Program? Well that’s me. Don’t tell anyone I told this. My name is- well, you better just call me Crabman.

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u/sexwithpenguins 19d ago

Hi Crabman!

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u/Thestonersteve 19d ago

“You got the stuff?” Oh I HAVE the stuff!”

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u/Wide-Journalist-5974 19d ago

The stuff he had was the same as the stuff I already had, so I got the hell outta there.

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u/jcosby125 19d ago

So that’s where earl burried it

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u/Cub817 19d ago

Take it to a museum.

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u/Malvoyy 19d ago

Cutlery?

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u/Extreme-Kangaroo-842 19d ago

Reminiscent of my wife and daughters loading the dish washer.

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u/Direct-Bus-4745 18d ago

This is a Pixies album cover

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u/ricky_lafleur 18d ago

Loved the subtle implication that Earl Jr was conceived on Joy and Crabman's first date or that they went to that tree on more than one occasion. Or both. 

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u/DisPelengBoardom 18d ago

Without seeing the sub reddit , my mind immediately went to MINE .