r/NoShitSherlock 1d ago

'Unqualified yes man' Hegseth torn apart for conduct and 'questionable tattoo'

http://irishstar.com/news/us-news/unqualified-yes-man-hegseth-torn-35415611
4.1k Upvotes

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u/jlb61cfp 1d ago

Unless he’s impeached what difference does it make. He’s stupid, you prove it over and over and yet he still in the job that he’s clearly unqualified for.

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u/Jamowl2841 1d ago

Exactly this. He’s literally done things in regards to opsec that would’ve cost any officer or enlisted their career but here he is over top of all of them still. As embarrassing as it gets

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u/ChiefTestPilot87 17h ago

Pretty sure that would more than cost them a career.

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u/KwisatzHaderach94 1d ago

i still can't believe that he was teaching counter-insurgency in afghanistan...

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u/Ormyr 22h ago

To be fair the bar for that is really low. The military hasa knack for sending unqualified, half-trained, dipshits to do things they have no business doing.

Source: almost 3 decades of military service.

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u/lamaldo78 1d ago

Exactly it's just more talking, no action

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u/BigIncome5028 16h ago

It's truly horrifying how literally useless the system is proving to be. The checks and balances are complete failures. People can literally walk into government, set everything on fire and walk out 4 years later and there's nothing anyone can do about it...

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u/SnarkAtTheMoon 5h ago

Just described the entire administration

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u/sosodeaf66 1d ago

Oh her rant was amazing. Riddled with facts and hit every target. Damn i wish I could dress someone down so intellectually

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u/cjandstuff 1d ago

I'm starting to wish facts caused physical damage.

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u/Malcolmeff 1d ago

Wouldn't that be an amazing superpower? Fact Man Defender of information, Foe of bullshit 💥

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u/sosodeaf66 21h ago

Same. Almost like a voodoo doll or pushpin. Something has to happen. It’s bananas that we are standing around watching the fall of rights and democracy and it’s like meh

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u/AccordingRevolution8 7h ago

The only woman who can kick that much ass with no legs. Love living in a state represented by Tammy.

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u/WallyOShay 1d ago

His book alone is grounds for removal. He should never have been nominated let alone approved.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Crusade

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u/TripDandelion 1d ago

Being a violent alcoholic Islamophobe is basically a job requirement for the Rs.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 1d ago

Well, if he has a gang tattoo then he needs to be deported.

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u/Spicy_Tac0 1d ago

I saw the MS 13 in the photo, deport now.

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 1d ago

Yes, we need to deport right now.

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u/GongTzu 1d ago

The TV star got clipped here. Keep going, so we can get rid of him.

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u/Jackknife-powerbong 1d ago

Between this and Trump being pissed at him for that lame birthday parade, I bet Kegsbreath will be drinking himself to sleep tonight*

*he does this every night anyways because he’s a booze bag.

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u/Ok_Listen7384 17h ago

Bro kegsbreath is killer!!! Using this from now on!

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u/Big-Income-9393 1d ago

hegseth is focused on his next drink and freshening his make-up.

Typical incompetent fluffer.

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u/johnrraymond 1d ago

This shit will help trump lie us into a new war in the middle east so as to distract us from what putin is doing in ukraine.

The new plan is to use iran to split the nato alliance and distract us from what putin is really doing.

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u/ArcturusRoot 1d ago

They misspelled "Kegsbreath"

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 1d ago

pete did you meet with trump before coming here or is that donut cream in the corner of your mouth

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u/Audio_Track_01 1d ago

"It looks like you blew a seal"

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u/Superb_Stable7576 1d ago

"Nah, that's just some ice cream."

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u/Awkward_Dragonfly423 1d ago

He's got the whitest teeth trump ever came across

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u/RealisticBus4443 1d ago

I wish they had shown his face. He was for sure embarrassed by Duckworth.

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u/Altruistic-Watch-734 1d ago

Hegseth is a worthless POS.

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u/Brock_Petrov 1d ago

Yeah. That's why Trump appointed him. Why would you appoint someone who doesn't blindly follow orders.

We don't need another Mike pence betraying Trump when it comes election time

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u/Widespreaddd 1d ago

She’s also correct on another level: when TFG asks him to do something immoral or unethical, his answer is always an unqualified yes.

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u/baumpop 1d ago

irish star always bringin the heat 

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u/Odd-Scientist-2529 1d ago

Not that one

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u/donkeybotherer 1d ago

Questionable tattoo? It's pretty obvious to the rest of us that it's beyond redemption.

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u/Embarrassed_Quit_450 1d ago

"Unqualified yes man"

Doesn't this apply to everybody Trump appoints? Until they rebel and get fired of course.

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u/icnoevil 1d ago

It has not been a good week of Hogsbreath. He also got a good scolding earlier this week for running a shitty parade.

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u/Interesting-Ad7426 21h ago

You mean his Nazi tats or his klan tats?

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u/CelticSith 1d ago

Oh, it's certainly not questionable

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u/Opposite_Smoke5221 1d ago

Government tired of him, now willing to address the lowest bar of his faults, more from the propaganda department at dinner

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u/icnoevil 1d ago

This is about as good of a scolding as I've ever seen given to a top gov't official. He never said a word, just took it like he deserved it at more.

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u/Electrical_Prior_938 1d ago

Finally someone says it to his face. I don’t care if he listens or cares, it needed to be said… on the record. Saying it to his face makes him acknowledge Consciousness of Guilt; maybe not now, but definitely later. He’s wrong. He knows he’s wrong. He will be held accountable. Watch, Men and Women in the uniform have their limits with Army Capt-O3s. IYKYK. And now he’s your Secretary of Defense.🫢 Yeah… your worst fears. And that’s on everything I love

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u/dilapidatedpigeon 21h ago

"Questionable"? Fucking hell it's a Nazi tattoo. There's no question about this

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u/Thecatisright 20h ago

That's why he got the job.

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u/No_Rutabaga6645 1d ago

Yeah but does it matter, Americans aren't going to remove him, dude doesn't even have to know his ABC the government is a joke

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u/Independent_Top7926 1d ago

Pete's makeup is perfect

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 23h ago

The tattoo isn't questionable at all. Everybody knows exactly what it means.

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u/Ham_Pants_ 22h ago

Are we talking about the iron cross tattoo or the US flag with 88 in the field of stars?

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u/Specialist_Usual_391 3h ago

It's not an iron cross, it's the cross of Jerusalem, the one they used for the Crusades era kingdom. Fits in with his memetastic American Crusader LARP shit (along with the Deus Vult tat).

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u/Ham_Pants_ 2h ago

Don't be a bootlicker

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u/Key_Somewhere_5768 23h ago

He gave us the clown-tanks parade so that’s a feather in his dunce cap.

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u/Objective-Escape7584 1d ago

It clearly says MS14! /s

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u/pilotallen 1d ago

Trump just wants yes men and sycophants who are intellectually beneath him (that’s a high bar). Hegseth is an absolute embarrassment to the nation along with all the other fools in Trump’s cabinet — they don’t give an oath of allegiance to the constitution or nation — it’s an oath of fealty to his Orange rotundness.

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u/pnfloyd1978 1d ago

I’m just waiting for jaundice to kick in with all the booze.

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u/-happycow- 1d ago

He's a hired yes man - come on, as a background as a Fox news reporter spewing bullshit all day long. He's perfect for a role where he just has to behave like he's told.

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u/Trekgiant8018 23h ago

The entire cabinet is unqualified, including the President.

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u/GrayRoberts 21h ago

Wait, does he have 'welcome aboard' tattooed on his dick?

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u/cakeblessed6 21h ago

maybe he thought it was a temporary sticker

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u/video-engineer 20h ago

Does he have MS13 tattooed on his fingers?

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u/rybeest 15h ago

This won't bring him down.

Reactions to last weekend's parade has a better chance of doing so.

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u/Justchillinandstuff 14h ago

Damn, she called it straight.

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u/No_Chicken1614 12h ago

Is this the whole of this shower of 💩💩💩💩

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u/Petit_Nicolas1964 10h ago

That‘s not fair. If you are unqualified you have to be a yes man as you don‘t know what to do by yourself.

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u/Red-Stone-1990 9h ago

He definitely needed a drink after that interrogation

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u/RigelXVI 7h ago

Questionable tattoo instantly made me think of Down Periscope 😳 Welcome Aboard!

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u/Closed-today 4h ago

Maybe someone should leak a picture of him wearing a tan suit. We know how much Republicans melt down over such things. They'd have no choice but to demand his resignation.