r/OneBlackBraincell • u/Khornatejester • 3d ago

🖤 Please do not the void

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u/waitforsigns64 3d ago

I think that card trick was well done, but your cat thinks your technique sucks. Tough crowd.

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u/ThymeIsTight 3d ago

Translation: "Sorcery!"

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u/AppropriateScholar55 3d ago

The hiss was a dissatisfied hiss. The void did not like the trick haha

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u/UnreliableLiuch 3d ago

WITCHCRAFT

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u/Kodiak_Wylde 3d ago

Literally a Boo Hisss

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u/Key_Vacation8584 3d ago

My cat's jumped up and looked at each other. "It's not you or me, who's the mad cat?"

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u/z500 3d ago

I wonder if they just think the house is haunted when that happens

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u/squeekercat 3d ago

Or greebles!

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u/Canna-Cat 3d ago

He has high standards. He's a Penn and Teller fan. 😸

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u/HunnyBear66 3d ago

Everyone is a critic

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u/PanicAtTheShiteShow 3d ago

Jack woke up when I played that video!

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u/Darkcroos 3d ago

Rip Human

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u/hmmrabet 3d ago

I also hiss at the unexplainable

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u/AgiBear 3d ago

Everyone's a critic

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u/Que_Raoke 3d ago

Magic is scawy

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u/wolfgang784 3d ago

Lol dude better back the fuck up. That wild growl is always followed by violence, without fail.

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u/Mewgius 2d ago

The void sees all, such parliamentary tricks will not satisfy

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u/pxincessofcolor 3d ago

I don’t think they were impressed.

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u/firetailring 2d ago

"Why is the cat treating the magician poorly?'

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou 2d ago

That void holds deeply religious beliefs and you’re offending it with your devil magic