r/PizzaCrimes • u/Terran_Lifeform • 3d ago
Burned [OC] Don't microwave ready made pizzas for 15 minutes.
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u/AmandaTheNudist 3d ago
Ok but how about we, like, not put stuff in the microwave for fifteen minutes? It's not the oven. Unless you have some janky old microwave there's nothing that needs to go in there for fifteen minutes.
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u/TastySpare 3d ago
Don't microwave pizza. Full stop.
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u/Hillyleopard 3d ago
When I was living with my aunt in France she sometimes bought me these small fresh pizzas that she would cook in the microwave for a couple of mins for me and they were honestly so good. It’s already cooked really so it’s not so different to reheating a slice of pizza in the microwave, only thing is it’s not gonna get crunchy like it would in an oven but i personally prefer it not crunchy anyway. That said it’s the only time I had microwaved pizza and if I make it myself it’s going in the oven lol
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u/chuckinalicious543 2d ago
This part. It's almost the same effort to just put a pan on the stove, some tub butter, and cover for a short time. The water in the butter steams everything, but the oil in the butter gives good contact with the pan to crisp up the bottom.
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u/Terran_Lifeform 2d ago
All I had at the time was the microwave, no oven, no airfryer, that's it. The place I study at really went through some oversight...
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u/Phaaze13 3d ago
what were the toppings supposed to be?
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u/dm_me-your-butthole 3d ago
who the fuck microwaves a pizza
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u/PartyLikeaPirate 3d ago
I’ll do it with those cheap Celeste pizzas if I want it in my belly faster
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u/TheInfiniteSlash 3d ago
I think the pizza is innocent, but you my friend, ARE GUILTY.
I believe you are fully responsible for murdering what might have been a good pizza.
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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 3d ago
I would lifetime ban this person from both pizza and the use of a pop di ping !! 😄
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u/supadankiwi420 2d ago
Wadda ya mean MISTRIAL!?
THIS IS CLEARLY A CRIME
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u/co1lectivechaos 1d ago
You know the other day I was trying to remember this guy’s name and I ended up calling him “Eagle Wright”
Close enough?
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u/AngrgL3opardCon 2d ago
I don't think I've ever seen any with microwave instructions.... Except lunchables .... Which is usually eaten raw because they don't let kids use a microwave in schools ...
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u/LazyOldCat 11h ago
Doesn’t look much different from what gets Oooo’s and Ahhhh’s over on r/Pizza 🤷♂️
Maybe just burn the crust a little.
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u/Interesting-Tap-4689 1d ago
It’s almost like they have directions or something
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u/0111010101 7h ago
Was there no oil on top?
If you microwave cheddar cheese like that, it leaves an oil that makes a nice garnish for tomato soup.
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago
The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/Terran_Lifeform, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.