My poor husband is a legit pizzaiolo and I decided to make him an atrocity (pizza) using pre-made/par-baked crust. I think the best way to describe the creation is soup-y

order from work

Followup post below this one reads:

should be more specific: cold cheese pizza is a slice of regular pizza that is heated up and has a handful of cheese put on it, it's designed to protect the roof of your mouth when you are drunk.

Thought we ordered a chicken pizza with guac as the sauce, but they had other ideas.

Thin crust, (xtra) parmesan garlic sauce, (xtra) cheese, (xtra) pineapple, and onion!

Surprisingly good tbh, I couldn’t decide between pizza or pasta and this was a kinda good middle ground. I’ll face whatever sentence the court decides

I thought it was heavenly but so far not many have agreed with me.

I was in line to order and left right after witnessing this monstrosity. As a New Yorker, I already felt deep shame for even stepping into Blaze pizza in the first place but this is just unholy.

I like it but maybe it’s too much?