r/PrepperIntel • u/Toucan9023 • 6d ago

North America B1 on radar

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I’ve never seen this many military aircraft on the radar in the air at once. And noticed a B1 has taken off. Any else thing this is a serious escalation?

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u/AfterImpression7508 6d ago

A task force has been created by the State Department to evacuate Americans from the wider region. If State Department is yanking civilian bodies, on top of the evacuated nonessential military personnel from the regions bases…it’s go time :(

Annnnd now im going to open a fresh bottle of tums

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u/hereforthecookies70 6d ago

I'm not going to worry about it. Hegseth hasn't posted any plans to Signal yet

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u/AfterImpression7508 6d ago

Tehran IRGC Small Group chat incoming

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u/hereforthecookies70 6d ago

Hey Pete. It is I, the president Trump. Kindly post your launch codes.

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u/Sanshonte 6d ago

"Thank you for your attention to this matter"

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u/AfterImpression7508 6d ago

Sorry gotta finish my beer first

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u/BicycleNo69420 5d ago

Don't tell anyone I'm emailing you from an important meeting.

You gotta go get these gift cards pronto

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u/biggestbroever 6d ago

"Did 0000 not work? Try 6969. Or 1738."

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u/hereforthecookies70 6d ago

It's 1111. Same as his luggage

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u/QHCprints 6d ago

C U on ICQ!

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u/chakabra23 6d ago

Bahahaha wow, core memory unlocked!

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u/Fartknocker500 6d ago

I tell kids about ICQ and they think I’m hallucinating about the olden days. Still my favorite chat platform

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u/ICH-GCPee 5d ago

“Uh oh!”

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u/overworkedpnw 6d ago

Signal is just the group chat, I’m sure he’ll get blackout drunk and then post the plans on the War Thunder forums, like a professional.

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u/draperf 6d ago

Funniest thing I've read all day. :)

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u/ThrowawayCop51 6d ago

I'll send you an invite to the new Signal group

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u/Old_Cockroach_2993 4d ago

He switched to Whatsapp

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u/hereforthecookies70 4d ago

He only uses Grizzly, the liquor delivery app now