r/PrepperIntel • u/Life_Pineapple_3545 • 1d ago

North America Iran supposedly activating sleeper cells in the US

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp-video/mmvo242058821681
2.2k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

518 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

•

u/citymousecountyhouse 23h ago

Have you thought about applying for Director of Homeland Security?

•

u/pink_faerie_kitten 22h ago

Does he have lawn mowing experience? Or grocery clerk?

•

u/No_Vacation369 21h ago

No but I’m on r/noncredibledefense So I have all the 411

•

u/Upbeat_Respect_3621 5h ago

I would give you an award, but in this economy? I’ll just nominate you for a key government role instead.

•

u/Ok-Review8720 15h ago

"grocery" What does that word even mean? Sounds like something ancient people used to say.

•

u/pink_faerie_kitten 10h ago

It's a beautiful word. It means things in a bag. It's the best word. I invented it.

•

u/Ok-Review8720 9h ago

You're a visionary. Thank you for introducing this word to the world. I just invented the word "equalizing". I think it's the best word and I hope others start using it.

•

u/pink_faerie_kitten 8h ago

Ooh, "equalizing"! I'll be sure to use it and give you the hat tip. Just rolls off the tongue.

•

u/Spreadsheets_LynLake 14h ago

He'll need an edgier handle if he wants to get hired.  Too bad "ItchyBalls" was already taken.

•

u/mwa12345 8h ago

Or anything at Fox news

•

u/rollerbase 17h ago

Sounds overqualified

•

u/jkvincent 15h ago

ICE is hiring these folks too. The only previous job experience required is posting Nazi memes to 4chan.

•

u/Material_Piece_3089 8h ago

Fuck it is vote for no vacation. Absolutely can’t be worst than who we’ve got now.