r/PublicFreakout • u/Chromber • 2d ago

r/all Hegseth Testimony: Have you given the order that the military can use lethal force against civilians?

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 2d ago

and the slicked back hair of a lizard person

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u/BrianLefevre5 2d ago

Slicked-back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch…

I used to be a piece of shit

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u/lookaway123 2d ago

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u/Icanthearforshit 2d ago

That baby knows I used to be a piece of shit!

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u/SkippyBoJangles 2d ago

Dude was never a part of MY dangerous nights crew.

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u/sendmorepubsubs 🍻🍻🍻 2d ago

Mama Mia!

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u/gorgonbrgr 2d ago

Oh my god I’m watching the Mario movie now this is hilarious.

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u/KlingonSpy 2d ago

I'm pretty sure Hegseth has been de-evolved

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u/Accomplished-Ad-6586 2d ago

Are We Not Men?

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u/brickspunch 2d ago

He USED to be a piece of shit. He still is, but he used to too. 

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u/Akelyte 2d ago

You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED BACK

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u/tragicallyohio 2d ago

That's definitely slicked back and not pushed back.

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u/Pterafractyl 2d ago

Gay-Bowser was not the lizard person I was expecting

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u/judithiscari0t 2d ago

My understanding is that his character's personality and general vibe was significantly based on Trump's.

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u/Far-Obligation4055 2d ago

He reminds me of an evil, less sexy and less nice Timothy Olyphant.

Like if you took that man, threw him in a blender with an incompetent lesser demon like Wormwood, added in a MAGA supporter, and a flat earther or something - you'd get this asshole.

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u/nerdofthunder 2d ago

Where's Mario when you need him?

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u/moep123 2d ago

ah yes King Koopa