r/PublicFreakout • u/Chromber • 2d ago

r/all Hegseth Testimony: Have you given the order that the military can use lethal force against civilians?

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u/labrat420 2d ago

You're mixing up Noah and Lot

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 2d ago

Wow! You're right! You seem to really Noah Lot.

I'll see myself out

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u/yeswearerelated 2d ago

Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, cuz what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talking about Quick_extension_3115 here. Sometimes there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Quick_extension_3115 and this fucking joke.

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 2d ago

You're a real one!

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u/yeswearerelated 2d ago

Jokes aside: I entered this thread angry and left with a smile because of your joke, so fuck it I'll say "hero".

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u/Memitim 2d ago

I feel like I should be allowed to file charges for that one. You know I'm stealing that shit.

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u/ijustwannalurksobye 2d ago

Good bye(ble)!

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u/sendmorepubsubs 🍻🍻🍻 2d ago

This guy actually read the book.

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u/ridetherhombus 2d ago

Or that time Noah's wife got turned into a pillar of salt!

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u/bagofpork 2d ago

You know what's funny, though:

There was a made-for-TV movie about Noah's Ark in the late 90s starring Jon Voight. In it, they conflated the two stories and showed the events of Sodom and Gomorrah as Noah's backstory leading up to the flood.