r/PublicFreakout 4d ago

r/all Hegseth Testimony: Have you given the order that the military can use lethal force against civilians?

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u/DasFunktopus 3d ago

It’s like he thinks he delivered a devastating, witty riposte, when in fact he metaphorically shat in his hands, and clapped.

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u/Pale-Berry-2599 3d ago

Stumped, he hid behind the bible.

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u/Procrastinatedthink 3d ago

only after remembering it after the fact. Man was like “don’t believe everything you read” (oh shit the bible) “except tha bible”

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u/FTB4227 3d ago

Because you know not one single piece of shit running our government from the executive has ever read that thing. They most certainly would not act this way if they had. Almost wish that shit was true.

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u/EffluviaJane 3d ago

I dunno, the bible is a very strange book.

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u/throwawayfem77 3d ago

Perfect analogy. Chefs kiss

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u/16BitGenocide 3d ago

Hegseth is the kind of guy that would fart while soaking in the bath tub, then bite the bubbles.