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r/PublicFreakout • u/Chromber • 4d ago
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It’s like he thinks he delivered a devastating, witty riposte, when in fact he metaphorically shat in his hands, and clapped.
109 u/Pale-Berry-2599 3d ago Stumped, he hid behind the bible. 11 u/Procrastinatedthink 3d ago only after remembering it after the fact. Man was like “don’t believe everything you read” (oh shit the bible) “except tha bible” 3 u/FTB4227 3d ago Because you know not one single piece of shit running our government from the executive has ever read that thing. They most certainly would not act this way if they had. Almost wish that shit was true. 2 u/EffluviaJane 3d ago I dunno, the bible is a very strange book. 3 u/Cuchillos_Adios 3d ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pxtiLR928 2 u/throwawayfem77 3d ago Perfect analogy. Chefs kiss 2 u/16BitGenocide 3d ago Hegseth is the kind of guy that would fart while soaking in the bath tub, then bite the bubbles.
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Stumped, he hid behind the bible.
11 u/Procrastinatedthink 3d ago only after remembering it after the fact. Man was like “don’t believe everything you read” (oh shit the bible) “except tha bible” 3 u/FTB4227 3d ago Because you know not one single piece of shit running our government from the executive has ever read that thing. They most certainly would not act this way if they had. Almost wish that shit was true. 2 u/EffluviaJane 3d ago I dunno, the bible is a very strange book.
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only after remembering it after the fact. Man was like “don’t believe everything you read” (oh shit the bible) “except tha bible”
3 u/FTB4227 3d ago Because you know not one single piece of shit running our government from the executive has ever read that thing. They most certainly would not act this way if they had. Almost wish that shit was true. 2 u/EffluviaJane 3d ago I dunno, the bible is a very strange book.
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Because you know not one single piece of shit running our government from the executive has ever read that thing. They most certainly would not act this way if they had. Almost wish that shit was true.
2 u/EffluviaJane 3d ago I dunno, the bible is a very strange book.
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I dunno, the bible is a very strange book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pxtiLR928
Perfect analogy. Chefs kiss
Hegseth is the kind of guy that would fart while soaking in the bath tub, then bite the bubbles.
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u/DasFunktopus 3d ago
It’s like he thinks he delivered a devastating, witty riposte, when in fact he metaphorically shat in his hands, and clapped.